J. Artemis
@jartemis.ink
Sociologist, PNW, unfinished MDiv | 35 | They/Them. Dyspraxic | poetry and nonfiction in Pointed Circle, Alchemy, Bellwether Review (2025) | https://www.jartemis.ink/
I messed the three island chains off the SE up but did better than I expected in West Africa. I think I used to try to memorize west to east and now just do shapes- Togo's a cigar, Senegal's a pacman
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I messed the three island chains off the SE up but did better than I expected in West Africa. I think I used to try to memorize west to east and now just do shapes- Togo's a cigar, Senegal's a pacman
undeciphered: linear A, harappan, this westside portland auto mechanic’s phone number
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
undeciphered: linear A, harappan, this westside portland auto mechanic’s phone number
wait one of the top admin at portland community college is called WHAT
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
wait one of the top admin at portland community college is called WHAT
i…came back, but even though the door is open, there is no exit.
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i…came back, but even though the door is open, there is no exit.
the light went out in my bathroom— folks, I’m losing, limina—
October 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the light went out in my bathroom— folks, I’m losing, limina—
okay median adult is listed as 5.9 bounces, which is just under 2700 grams, which means 127 and then you'll have to get a little buzzer thing for a keychain i guess
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
okay median adult is listed as 5.9 bounces, which is just under 2700 grams, which means 127 and then you'll have to get a little buzzer thing for a keychain i guess
my local fancy coffee shop has propaganda for the decor industrial complex
October 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
my local fancy coffee shop has propaganda for the decor industrial complex
me whenever someone brings a really long winded sci-fi excerpt to workshop
October 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
me whenever someone brings a really long winded sci-fi excerpt to workshop
intro to sociology texts need to ditch their jumbled, dated approach to an information society and just play this during week three instead
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
intro to sociology texts need to ditch their jumbled, dated approach to an information society and just play this during week three instead
when i’m on the 44 and a university of portland sophomore says they tip 10% if the service is ‘slow’
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
when i’m on the 44 and a university of portland sophomore says they tip 10% if the service is ‘slow’
cubs season ticket holders 165 games into the season
October 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
cubs season ticket holders 165 games into the season
imagine being called this given men's professional golf is like the most right-wing sports fanbase and always has been
![wikipedia article for 2025 Ryder Cup, intro paragraph stating
"The behavior of the American crowds during the event was criticised, with Sky News calling it "the most abusive Ryder Cup in almost a century of matches" and Rory McIlroy stating that "golf should be held to a higher standard".[1][2] The President of the United States, Donald Trump, attended the event as a spectator, the first time a sitting president has attended the Ryder Cup.[3]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Ryder_Cup](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:apragczonruj34qjhdqk66kt/bafkreidyek25s5wpolqzipvxsprjuz3jg4allrutolskfc3i4s6og2gskq@jpeg)
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
imagine being called this given men's professional golf is like the most right-wing sports fanbase and always has been
this section of a portland local news story that came out yesterday about a fatal car accident is what we might call a 'rich text'
September 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
this section of a portland local news story that came out yesterday about a fatal car accident is what we might call a 'rich text'
chief i don't think i need this one explained to me
September 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
chief i don't think i need this one explained to me
I’ve been reporting this for months!
September 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’ve been reporting this for months!
This was the last text from my now deceased ex that had a funny emote on it, I would like to thank the Trashfuture universe for finding a way to give a desperately sick woman something at least a bit funny.
September 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This was the last text from my now deceased ex that had a funny emote on it, I would like to thank the Trashfuture universe for finding a way to give a desperately sick woman something at least a bit funny.
![A poem in lora font, black on a white document background. entitled "ne grand" and written 8/6/2025
Text:
"ne grand" (8/6)
flour bloom empty on one corner
empty
empty
caliber collision the other three
we saw imprisoned plants
slowly dying next to instagrammable
midcentury furniture,
their breath clouded ovals upon the
windows
[indented two standards]
we are complicit in
their incarceration
[end indent]
yearning ferns
the leaves tinged green
obstinate as their maritime forebears.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:apragczonruj34qjhdqk66kt/bafkreihh7oddgyjajtezy676qid3b7ha5uqrjqo36ncxqqdjiuva6jsyua@jpeg)
August 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
August 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
dispatches from the lloyd district alienation zone, PDX (august 2025)
August 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
dispatches from the lloyd district alienation zone, PDX (august 2025)
I (with a strategic partner) created bagels from scratch!
August 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I (with a strategic partner) created bagels from scratch!
Portland has one on each side of the willamette river plus the barter island between OR and WA. The core logic of building the massive Lloyd Center was a sort of missile gap in city center only a then unprecedented mega mall could solve. Scanned from 1954 planning comm report by me in city archives.
August 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Portland has one on each side of the willamette river plus the barter island between OR and WA. The core logic of building the massive Lloyd Center was a sort of missile gap in city center only a then unprecedented mega mall could solve. Scanned from 1954 planning comm report by me in city archives.
Trent Reznor tells us about a guy in the mid nineties who was real normal about women.
August 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Trent Reznor tells us about a guy in the mid nineties who was real normal about women.
i stand for the fucking flag in this household
August 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i stand for the fucking flag in this household
"I gotta say, this Thermidor the Falkirk Wheel is my"
August 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"I gotta say, this Thermidor the Falkirk Wheel is my"