J. Artemis
@jartemis.ink
Sociologist, PNW, unfinished MDiv | 35 | They/Them. Dyspraxic | poetry & nonfiction in Pointed Circle, Alchemy, Bellwether Review | https://www.jartemis.ink/
not great when I hear The Goddamn News drop seeing this
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
not great when I hear The Goddamn News drop seeing this
It was all right, I watched Akeelah and the B and despite Lawrence Fishburne being real normal about women it was nice.
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It was all right, I watched Akeelah and the B and despite Lawrence Fishburne being real normal about women it was nice.
nobody's swung like that since darryl stawberry
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
nobody's swung like that since darryl stawberry
increasing my pants options x100 by only making friends with people the same height as me
February 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
increasing my pants options x100 by only making friends with people the same height as me
i'd like to actionably [you can't say that on youtube] dan quayle for making me one time out of ten misspell 'potato' in the year of our lord 2026
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i'd like to actionably [you can't say that on youtube] dan quayle for making me one time out of ten misspell 'potato' in the year of our lord 2026
ceremonial mace of the Artifolks
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
ceremonial mace of the Artifolks
monstars sapped my mojo bracket
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
monstars sapped my mojo bracket
the house of representatives is just pro wrestling but everyone's thirty nine years older
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
the house of representatives is just pro wrestling but everyone's thirty nine years older
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
roger moore looking at facebook marketplace: "a woman?"
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
roger moore looking at facebook marketplace: "a woman?"
can't tell if the four french software engineering guys across from me are about draw knives or have never been emotionally closer
February 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
can't tell if the four french software engineering guys across from me are about draw knives or have never been emotionally closer
every ad showing ai summarizing a meeting
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
every ad showing ai summarizing a meeting
filed pro se because his lawyer wanted enough to eat tasting at per se
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
filed pro se because his lawyer wanted enough to eat tasting at per se
marathon time
a cartoon of a sick sad world logo on a television screen
Alt: a cartoon of a sick sad world logo on a television screen
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
marathon time
tritons go go
A historic hatch at @birchaquarium.bsky.social 🐧 For the first time, a Little Blue Penguin chick has been fully reared by its parents on habitat—a big milestone for penguin care, conservation, and one very fluffy chick. https://bit.ly/4rys2ml
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
tritons go go
bad bunny uses a very insiders-only lingo called 'spanish' to perform some of his music, here's some select 'palabras' he was using during this
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
bad bunny uses a very insiders-only lingo called 'spanish' to perform some of his music, here's some select 'palabras' he was using during this
it's incredible that she can only, ONLY view politics through yoga studios and incredibly high end private schools where you gotta invent a new element for the universe to get your kid in
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
it's incredible that she can only, ONLY view politics through yoga studios and incredibly high end private schools where you gotta invent a new element for the universe to get your kid in
humped myself to a pickle morty, i'm pickle shipped
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
humped myself to a pickle morty, i'm pickle shipped
trying to imagine what total dogshit the nfl is going to counterbalance in booking next year's halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
trying to imagine what total dogshit the nfl is going to counterbalance in booking next year's halftime show
incredible to go from prince to living in the apartment from the blues brothers
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
incredible to go from prince to living in the apartment from the blues brothers
the true load bearing masonry here is this guy's ex-wife
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
the true load bearing masonry here is this guy's ex-wife
drank one cider and fell asleep with @worstpossible.world on (Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor) and i wanna gymnast vault off a pier this morning
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
drank one cider and fell asleep with @worstpossible.world on (Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor) and i wanna gymnast vault off a pier this morning
golf's woke too because the LPGA has been a euphemism for dykes since it was established
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
golf's woke too because the LPGA has been a euphemism for dykes since it was established
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On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
"However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Those using code RAPTURE20 on DraftKings can get bonus bets, try the parlay with the Seahawks getting a pick 6 in the third quarter." (Matthew 24:36)
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
"However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Those using code RAPTURE20 on DraftKings can get bonus bets, try the parlay with the Seahawks getting a pick 6 in the third quarter." (Matthew 24:36)