J. Artemis
@jartemis.ink
Sociologist, PNW, unfinished MDiv | 35 | They/Them. Dyspraxic | poetry and nonfiction in Pointed Circle, Alchemy, Bellwether Review (2025) | https://www.jartemis.ink/
there may be a lyft driver upcoming who will take a pretty circuitous route to your destination
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November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
there may be a lyft driver upcoming who will take a pretty circuitous route to your destination
potential big day for transgender singaporean oregonians
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November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
potential big day for transgender singaporean oregonians
i'm annoyed that greg proops made a joke on a stand up album two decades ago and yet i still read that something is being sent to the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals every week
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
i'm annoyed that greg proops made a joke on a stand up album two decades ago and yet i still read that something is being sent to the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals every week
zoomers think 9/11 was on a Friday because they heard of all the albums that came out that day
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
zoomers think 9/11 was on a Friday because they heard of all the albums that came out that day
undeciphered: linear A, harappan, this westside portland auto mechanic’s phone number
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
undeciphered: linear A, harappan, this westside portland auto mechanic’s phone number
this personal injury attorney advertising on local tv has three entirely different hairlines between headshot, b-roll, and the talking to camera. extraordinary.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this personal injury attorney advertising on local tv has three entirely different hairlines between headshot, b-roll, and the talking to camera. extraordinary.
germans love making synth music that makes you check if your plane ready for takeoff is a boeing or airbus
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
germans love making synth music that makes you check if your plane ready for takeoff is a boeing or airbus
a two star review from the guardian of my Edinburgh Fringe show about portland public transit, J Artemis Gets Off Early said it was ‘bewildering’ and ‘barely funny’
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
a two star review from the guardian of my Edinburgh Fringe show about portland public transit, J Artemis Gets Off Early said it was ‘bewildering’ and ‘barely funny’
i know someone that has a bathroom faucet that if you open up more than 5% it will blast you right in the dick. i'm at the point in the time loop film where i'm learning to dodge it reflexively but i'm not wall-hacking the entire portland downtown
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i know someone that has a bathroom faucet that if you open up more than 5% it will blast you right in the dick. i'm at the point in the time loop film where i'm learning to dodge it reflexively but i'm not wall-hacking the entire portland downtown
i know promotional copy is what it is, but for once i want to read "THE BROWNING slaps some beats on that chug-chug, their artistic influences are the swirl buttons on a soft serve machine"
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i know promotional copy is what it is, but for once i want to read "THE BROWNING slaps some beats on that chug-chug, their artistic influences are the swirl buttons on a soft serve machine"
kicking palettes of cash out of a C-130 into central florida as part of a disney state-building process
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
kicking palettes of cash out of a C-130 into central florida as part of a disney state-building process
my low level financial crime is if the person in front of me doesn’t tip on the screen i do a custom for 78% of their purchase
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my low level financial crime is if the person in front of me doesn’t tip on the screen i do a custom for 78% of their purchase
it's always fun to see which famous people have a tryhard email communication style with their fellow pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
it's always fun to see which famous people have a tryhard email communication style with their fellow pedophiles
'what if you had wellbutrin mania but you're robitrussin tripping the whole time' oh thank you i really needed to know The Torment Pill now exists
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
'what if you had wellbutrin mania but you're robitrussin tripping the whole time' oh thank you i really needed to know The Torment Pill now exists
hitting RB twice in perfect sync to perfect reload the earth balance nook of the fridge with a fresh one from the freezer
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
hitting RB twice in perfect sync to perfect reload the earth balance nook of the fridge with a fresh one from the freezer
i'm a pretty strong skeptic of the idea that most high-profile people genuinely believe things they say, at least in terms of ideology. a lot of true believers thought they were getting one over on the rubes, and then it's psychically a lot easier over time to believe they were always correct ideas.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i'm a pretty strong skeptic of the idea that most high-profile people genuinely believe things they say, at least in terms of ideology. a lot of true believers thought they were getting one over on the rubes, and then it's psychically a lot easier over time to believe they were always correct ideas.
as a kid i didn't understand a certain recurring christmas commercial type because like, what kind of assholes make a guy go fight a war during christmas shopping season
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
as a kid i didn't understand a certain recurring christmas commercial type because like, what kind of assholes make a guy go fight a war during christmas shopping season
jack schlossberg is a wallpaper-class media figure, scion of infinite density with a family tree that defines the plutocrat class. he thinks he's going to be the next JFK, he's going to end up the next Anderson Cooper
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
jack schlossberg is a wallpaper-class media figure, scion of infinite density with a family tree that defines the plutocrat class. he thinks he's going to be the next JFK, he's going to end up the next Anderson Cooper
anhedonia impacts facial recognition and i was taught it's rude to stare, but it does mean the 65% of portland that's white falls into about five bearded and five non-bearded pots and when someone waves at me i'm fucking terrified
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
anhedonia impacts facial recognition and i was taught it's rude to stare, but it does mean the 65% of portland that's white falls into about five bearded and five non-bearded pots and when someone waves at me i'm fucking terrified
one of my earliest experiences with the dangers of doing a bit was when i was in debate summer camp in high school and the class thought i was an arch-conservative for the first week because i called the washington post 'a liberal rag' on day one
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
one of my earliest experiences with the dangers of doing a bit was when i was in debate summer camp in high school and the class thought i was an arch-conservative for the first week because i called the washington post 'a liberal rag' on day one
unlike hayley williams, i can't write a somewhat whimsical ode to mirtazapine because i turned into a unpoetic sub-sapience sugar beast for that whole episode of my life
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
unlike hayley williams, i can't write a somewhat whimsical ode to mirtazapine because i turned into a unpoetic sub-sapience sugar beast for that whole episode of my life
it's kinda weird that i'm not all that old, but went through the entire "you only learn if stuff's good through local knowledge" to "new technology allows you to learn through impersonal means" to "all the reviews are fake robots and you only learn if stuff's good through local knowledge" cycle.
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
it's kinda weird that i'm not all that old, but went through the entire "you only learn if stuff's good through local knowledge" to "new technology allows you to learn through impersonal means" to "all the reviews are fake robots and you only learn if stuff's good through local knowledge" cycle.
me getting older is considering getting a snail tattoo because i got really into postcards rather than leaving the house and fucking up my joints
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
me getting older is considering getting a snail tattoo because i got really into postcards rather than leaving the house and fucking up my joints
i'm not one for intimate/platonic labels, more functionally whether people help themselves to the snacks in the apartment or if they ask me first.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i'm not one for intimate/platonic labels, more functionally whether people help themselves to the snacks in the apartment or if they ask me first.
the party of 'we tried nothing and we're all out of ideas'
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
the party of 'we tried nothing and we're all out of ideas'