Jarod Johnson
@jarodjohnson.bsky.social
Screaming into the void
That is such a shit eating grin that Grok's gonna need to update
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That is such a shit eating grin that Grok's gonna need to update
Leavitt tried to spin it as him wanting accountability. But the post clearly outlined how he wants to "hold them accountable"
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Leavitt tried to spin it as him wanting accountability. But the post clearly outlined how he wants to "hold them accountable"
As much as I love the distracted boyfriend meme, I think the two buttons one works better here
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
As much as I love the distracted boyfriend meme, I think the two buttons one works better here
Their argument seems to be that as long as Trump gives the order, it's a legal order bsky.app/profile/atru...
LEAVITT: They are encouraging service members not to follow lawful orders!
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Their argument seems to be that as long as Trump gives the order, it's a legal order bsky.app/profile/atru...
Now that the cease and decist letter has been emailed, I feel like @kenwhite.bsky.social might enjoy this series
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Now that the cease and decist letter has been emailed, I feel like @kenwhite.bsky.social might enjoy this series
More than anything, his Covid response is what cost him that election
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
More than anything, his Covid response is what cost him that election
Is Elon gonna pay their legal fees, or nah?
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Is Elon gonna pay their legal fees, or nah?
That's a big part of it. I think the other part is that it was very personal. It was directed at her to her face, not as part of his routine that he does for a crowd. It wasn't done for laughs, he was visibly angry and wanted to strike blood. And it was personal, not like his "fake news" shtick.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That's a big part of it. I think the other part is that it was very personal. It was directed at her to her face, not as part of his routine that he does for a crowd. It wasn't done for laughs, he was visibly angry and wanted to strike blood. And it was personal, not like his "fake news" shtick.
They gonna do a God's Not Dead movie about this, or nah?
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
They gonna do a God's Not Dead movie about this, or nah?
If I had a nickle for every time... I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened ywice.
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If I had a nickle for every time... I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened ywice.
I imagine it's like drinking decaf coffee. Before I started drinking coffee, I couldn't imagine why anyone would ever want to drink it if it wasn't for the caffeine. But now that I've been a coffee drinker for years, I'd actually miss the drink itself if I had to cut out caffeine.
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I imagine it's like drinking decaf coffee. Before I started drinking coffee, I couldn't imagine why anyone would ever want to drink it if it wasn't for the caffeine. But now that I've been a coffee drinker for years, I'd actually miss the drink itself if I had to cut out caffeine.
Trump's war on religion
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Trump's war on religion
Nobody cares about her so much that he went out his way to make sure he got to say his stupid little nickname for her
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Nobody cares about her so much that he went out his way to make sure he got to say his stupid little nickname for her
Maybe the real $2000 were the friends we made along the way
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Maybe the real $2000 were the friends we made along the way
Real "You can't fire me, I quit!" energy there
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Real "You can't fire me, I quit!" energy there
Maybe Trump's MRI was to see if he pulled a muscle stretching on that nickname
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Maybe Trump's MRI was to see if he pulled a muscle stretching on that nickname
I've had MRIs done on my brain, and they were pretty clear with me about what they were looking for and what they did or did not find
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I've had MRIs done on my brain, and they were pretty clear with me about what they were looking for and what they did or did not find
I loved the realization of "I'm me, I can just talk to somebody who knows this"
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I loved the realization of "I'm me, I can just talk to somebody who knows this"
I love these crossover episodes
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I love these crossover episodes
Hopefully my wife doesn't mind me sharing her grandmother's recipe with the internet
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hopefully my wife doesn't mind me sharing her grandmother's recipe with the internet
Sweet potato casserole
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Sweet potato casserole
He needed to run in 2024 to stay out of prison, but this is all he ever really wanted
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He needed to run in 2024 to stay out of prison, but this is all he ever really wanted
"They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs!"