Jared Sylvia
@jaredsylvia.com
I play video games, vote for socialist/socialist-adjacent things, data nerd, and think it's neat that my handle can be my domain.
MC: joeerror
MC: joeerror
Look at this little fucker. Getting all big on Mittens, then just ghost boxing the air in front of her. Somebody adopt this little guy from me. #modesto #kittens #takethisguyihavetoomanycats
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Look at this little fucker. Getting all big on Mittens, then just ghost boxing the air in front of her. Somebody adopt this little guy from me. #modesto #kittens #takethisguyihavetoomanycats
The coverage of #escalatorgate fails to present the logic once given to us by a wise sage. "An Escalator can never break it can only become stairs." - Mitch Hedberg www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n1r...
Escalator
YouTube video by mrburgy
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September 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The coverage of #escalatorgate fails to present the logic once given to us by a wise sage. "An Escalator can never break it can only become stairs." - Mitch Hedberg www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n1r...
Is my naysaying opinion that modern #MTG is basically Fortnite on cardstock a legitimate critique or just an old dude yucking on someone's yum?
June 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Is my naysaying opinion that modern #MTG is basically Fortnite on cardstock a legitimate critique or just an old dude yucking on someone's yum?
Where bowers of flowers bloom in the spring
Each morning at dawning, birdies sing and everything
Each morning at dawning, birdies sing and everything
June 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Where bowers of flowers bloom in the spring
Each morning at dawning, birdies sing and everything
Each morning at dawning, birdies sing and everything
Gross. Absolutely disgusting. RIP Jonathan Joss.
June 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Gross. Absolutely disgusting. RIP Jonathan Joss.
I have one request for my birthday today. That you, yes you personally, should go play pinball.
May 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I have one request for my birthday today. That you, yes you personally, should go play pinball.
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Now that the government tells people to not get vaccinated, doesn't that make anti-vaxxers the sheeple now?
May 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Now that the government tells people to not get vaccinated, doesn't that make anti-vaxxers the sheeple now?
I found a problem on Tom McClintock's website. A #GOP #Representative from California only shows a Town Hall from back in 2009. So I filed that information at mcclintock.house.gov/contact/webs... because clearly the website must be broken if it's only showing Town Halls from 2009, right?
May 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I found a problem on Tom McClintock's website. A #GOP #Representative from California only shows a Town Hall from back in 2009. So I filed that information at mcclintock.house.gov/contact/webs... because clearly the website must be broken if it's only showing Town Halls from 2009, right?
How come I have to go to O for Office comma The but I still have to go to I for Always Sunny In Philadelphia comma It's?
May 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
How come I have to go to O for Office comma The but I still have to go to I for Always Sunny In Philadelphia comma It's?
15 years ago this happened... seems pretty familiar. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd7P... Enjoy the police state!
So You're Living in a Police State Stephen Colbert
YouTube video by Rippley Ripples
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April 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
15 years ago this happened... seems pretty familiar. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd7P... Enjoy the police state!
Pinball tournaments fucking rule. Not pictured like 8 other pins. Came in as mediocre as mediocre can be.
April 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Pinball tournaments fucking rule. Not pictured like 8 other pins. Came in as mediocre as mediocre can be.
We're arresting judges and deporting 2 year old citizens and people still think that this is working and that it's somehow beneficial? Fuck ICE. Abolish ICE. And fuck anybody who says otherwise.
April 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We're arresting judges and deporting 2 year old citizens and people still think that this is working and that it's somehow beneficial? Fuck ICE. Abolish ICE. And fuck anybody who says otherwise.
Look Missoula! I recreated your #FightTheOligarchy rally.
April 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Look Missoula! I recreated your #FightTheOligarchy rally.
April 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Good thing I saw Bernie's Fighting Oligarchy Video from a couple days ago. Headed up to see @aoc.bsky.social and @sanders.senate.gov in Folsom tomorrow.
April 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Good thing I saw Bernie's Fighting Oligarchy Video from a couple days ago. Headed up to see @aoc.bsky.social and @sanders.senate.gov in Folsom tomorrow.
My just over 5 years old, cheap ass, 1080 TCL Roku TV seems to be slowly increasing the frequency of which they show me (skippable) ads before the main menu. Gotta say I'm not happy about it.
April 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
My just over 5 years old, cheap ass, 1080 TCL Roku TV seems to be slowly increasing the frequency of which they show me (skippable) ads before the main menu. Gotta say I'm not happy about it.
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they are busy insider trading
The President of the United States engaged in insider trading, and laughed about it.
He is not exempt from the law.
Where the fuck is Congress?
He is not exempt from the law.
Where the fuck is Congress?
April 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
they are busy insider trading
I don't have enough pull here to get constant dopamine from interactions. But everyone who interacts with my posts is hot AF, so that's mutually beneficial.
April 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I don't have enough pull here to get constant dopamine from interactions. But everyone who interacts with my posts is hot AF, so that's mutually beneficial.