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Jared Sylvia
@jaredsylvia.com
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I play video games, vote for socialist/socialist-adjacent things, data nerd, and think it's neat that my handle can be my domain.
MC: joeerror
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Look at this little fucker. Getting all big on Mittens, then just ghost boxing the air in front of her. Somebody adopt this little guy from me. #modesto #kittens #takethisguyihavetoomanycats
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Did you win your #pinball league division? Did you win two league divisions? I did.
two pinball trophies featuring a flipper and a pinball, one for division champion on Tuesdays for 2025, one for division champion for Thursday 2025. Also the top row of an RGB keyboard.
August 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Gross. Absolutely disgusting. RIP Jonathan Joss.
Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales Husband of Jonathan Joss My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done. Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic. When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw. While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired. Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life. Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future. He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other. I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved. To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family. My focus now is on protecting Jonathan's legacy and honoring the life we built together. If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband. Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built. - Tristan Kern de Gonzales
June 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I found a problem on Tom McClintock's website. A #GOP #Representative from California only shows a Town Hall from back in 2009. So I filed that information at mcclintock.house.gov/contact/webs... because clearly the website must be broken if it's only showing Town Halls from 2009, right?
May 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Pinball tournaments fucking rule. Not pictured like 8 other pins. Came in as mediocre as mediocre can be.
John Wick and Deadpool pins being played. GoTG in the background. GoTG and Iron Man being played. Cool kitchen with checkered floor in background. Demolition Man, Mandolorian, Last Action Hero and Johnny Mneomic not being played Johnny Mneomic, Lethal Weapon III, and Independence Day pins not being played.
April 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Look Missoula! I recreated your #FightTheOligarchy rally.
Action figures of AOC and Bernie with a KBGA coozie between them. (On a messy desk with some visible weed paraphernalia).
April 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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My understanding is this tour is trying to prioritize areas where they're more likely to activate people in red and swing areas. Even though Folsom is in CA, it's deep red CA. Picture attached of plane flying a banner over the rally here yesterday.
A plane banner that reads, "FOLSOM IS TRUMP COUNTRY"
April 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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This is almost entirely me just walking to the back of the line and then back up.
A screenshot of Google Fit showing 10,734 steps and 4.53 miles.
April 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Happy Thatcher Day!
A screenshot of Wikipedia showing that Margaret Thatcher died on April 8th, 2023. The insinuation that we would celebrate the death of such a terrible person.
April 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Fuck ICE
A search result showing 7 articles about revoking student visas across 5 different universities so far across the last two days.
April 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I'm lowkey disappointed that my #Steam Years of Service badge stopped being special on year 21. The 20 year badge is way cooler than the 21. @valvesoftware.com is specifically targeting me, obviously.
20 years of service badge in Steam. Modeled after the original steam client. 21 years of service badge in Steam. Modeled after something not as cool that I don't like.
March 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Dan Harmon (maybe a problematic person?) prediction.
March 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Is that the pole that housed this sign?
A flyer saying that Paul [redacted] is an ill-proportioned racist [redacted].
March 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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After a very special Gulf of Home Improvement
Map showing the Gulf of Mexico as Gulf of The Diet Root Beer Dana Carvey Show
February 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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How Google translates and shows the Gulf of Mexico in Mexico, Brazil, Indonesia and Ukraine - only in Mexico does it not show a translation also describing it as Gulf of America.
Multiple Google Maps images showing that in Mexico Google calls the Gulf of Mexico Gulfo De Mexico, but in Brazil, Indonesia and Ukraine it calls them "Gulf of Mexico (Golf of America)" in the appropriate languages (Ukraine is in Russian). Multiple Google Maps images showing that in Mexico Google calls the Gulf of Mexico Gulfo De Mexico, but in Brazil, Indonesia and Ukraine it calls them "Gulf of Mexico (Golf of America)" in the appropriate languages (Ukraine is in Russian). Multiple Google Maps images showing that in Mexico Google calls the Gulf of Mexico Gulfo De Mexico, but in Brazil, Indonesia and Ukraine it calls them "Gulf of Mexico (Golf of America)" in the appropriate languages (Ukraine is in Russian). Multiple Google Maps images showing that in Mexico Google calls the Gulf of Mexico Gulfo De Mexico, but in Brazil, Indonesia and Ukraine it calls them "Gulf of Mexico (Golf of America)" in the appropriate languages (Ukraine is in Russian).
February 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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I'm thinking no.
Nissin Cup Noodles Limited Edition Breakfast. Artificially Flavored as Maple Syrup, Pancakes, Sausage, and Egg.
February 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Baryshnikov shows his ballet training with his precision and lightness, while Hines is looser, fluid and brings that tap energy in the 1985 film, White Nights.
February 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I become less and less active on social media in general but if this doesn't stop you from using Facebook and other #Meta services then I don't know what will.
Screenshot of headlines from a Google search showing Meta's intention of introducing AI users.
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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A Futurama meme. Panel 1: Bender says, "Here's $3,000 for my life saving cancer care. Panel 2: Sorry, but your health insurer just denie your claim. Panels 3 into 4: "Oh, Alright. I'll just take these $3,000 assassination tools then."
December 12, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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#Xfinity outage map tells me that I'm experiencing a planned outage. If that's the case, AND they text and email me regularly with other information. Why didn't I know it was planned?
Screenshot of Xfinity website that says: Channel(s), Legacy TV, Internet, On Demand unavailable We're performing planned maintenance in your area. You may experience interruptions to all of your Xfinity services during this time. Our teams are working as quickly as they can and plan to complete the work by approximateiy 12/03/2024 06:05 AM (Pacific). We apologize for any inconvenience and appreciate your patience. Screenshot of Xfinity website that shows area has more than 2,000 outages.
December 3, 2024 at 8:24 AM
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Cold spiral cut ham and homemade mayo has a few years of being my favorite Thanksgiving food. Looks gross, tastes delicious.
A bowl of homemade mayo and a bowl of ham
November 29, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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Stolen.
November 26, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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Been working on my little subdomain handle/DID tool a bit.
An image of the text from a website that says: Laowboiz.com is owned by Jared Sylvia. Laowboiz is a group of friends, and we're verified as a member of that group by using this domain in our bluesky handles. jared.laowboiz.com is a verified Laowboi. An image of the text of a website that read: Laowboiz.com is owned by Jared Sylvia. Laowboiz is a group of friends, and we're verified as a member of that group by using this domain in our bluesky handles. dave is an imposter.
November 24, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Pretty vivid rainbow looking North in Modesto.
Rainbow and surrounding neighborhood. Rainbow
November 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM