Jared Gaut
@jared.bsky.social
Current: Security Automation @ Sprinklr | Prev: InfoSec & IT at the 🐣 company for 🔟 years (the new owner sucks) | Interests: 👾⚽️🏈🔒🍎📱🦸♂️🧙♂️🔭 | 🐘Mastodon: @jgaut@infosec.exchange
8 is ludicrous. Easily best Star Wars ever made. 9.5 minimum
Andor wraps up an amazing 2 seasons by feeding directly into Rogue One like we always knew it would, giving everybody but its main character a satisfying send off.
Our review: bit.ly/4dqq7us
Our review: bit.ly/4dqq7us
May 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
8 is ludicrous. Easily best Star Wars ever made. 9.5 minimum
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
couldn't happen to a nicer guy
Hilarious how this isn't just a drop of 32% quarter-to-quarter, it's that this is a huge miss (around 15% lower) of already-lowered estimates; the analysts still haven't "groked" that the Tesla brand is trashed.
TSLA stock down in premarket trading. 🙏
TSLA stock down in premarket trading. 🙏
Tesla (TSLA) announces 336,681 deliveries, far worse than expected
April 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
couldn't happen to a nicer guy
Okay, let's finally check out this reboot of Diggnation.
Start with most recent episode.
Less than 10 minutes in, Jason Calacanis is on the show.
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Start with most recent episode.
Less than 10 minutes in, Jason Calacanis is on the show.
<Delete and unsubsribe from Diggnation>
March 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Okay, let's finally check out this reboot of Diggnation.
Start with most recent episode.
Less than 10 minutes in, Jason Calacanis is on the show.
<Delete and unsubsribe from Diggnation>
Start with most recent episode.
Less than 10 minutes in, Jason Calacanis is on the show.
<Delete and unsubsribe from Diggnation>
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Modern web is great. A+
February 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Modern web is great. A+
Same. The plan I was on was going up to $25/mo. No thanks
They're gonna do fine without me, but FWIW I cancelled Netflix today. Been a subscriber since the start of the DVD days. But it's my least-used streaming service and now it's $18/month without ads. Not even my twentysomethings wanted to make a case to keep it.
January 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Same. The plan I was on was going up to $25/mo. No thanks
Send Rump and Elmo packing. 🖕
November 5, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Send Rump and Elmo packing. 🖕
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Okay, just read this whole thing, and it's so good. Please read it.
www.theverge.com/24282022/kam...
www.theverge.com/24282022/kam...
A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for school shootings and measles
Trump doesn’t care about any of this.
www.theverge.com
October 29, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Okay, just read this whole thing, and it's so good. Please read it.
www.theverge.com/24282022/kam...
www.theverge.com/24282022/kam...
Got my missing block. The place this used to be will always have a special place in my heart 💙
August 9, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Got my missing block. The place this used to be will always have a special place in my heart 💙
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President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers
President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers
President Biden has signed a new executive order requiring all video game companies to map the A and B buttons the same way on their controllers.
hard-drive.net
August 8, 2023 at 1:02 AM
President Biden Signs Executive Order to Map the A and B Buttons to Same Place on All Controllers
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I know that AI is awful, yadda, yadda, etc., but @wongmjane.com came up with the perfect ChatGPT prompt if you're ever missing that authentic Twitter experience:
July 16, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I know that AI is awful, yadda, yadda, etc., but @wongmjane.com came up with the perfect ChatGPT prompt if you're ever missing that authentic Twitter experience:
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Heard the dumbest joke just now.
“I think she’s a 10. But Excel thinks she’s an October.”
“I think she’s a 10. But Excel thinks she’s an October.”
July 13, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Heard the dumbest joke just now.
“I think she’s a 10. But Excel thinks she’s an October.”
“I think she’s a 10. But Excel thinks she’s an October.”
Beautiful goal from Ferreira!! They’ve still sucked overall.
Awful performance by US soccer tonight. Just terrible
July 13, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Beautiful goal from Ferreira!! They’ve still sucked overall.
Awful performance by US soccer tonight. Just terrible
July 13, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Awful performance by US soccer tonight. Just terrible
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Is BlueySky a thing on here? New episodes dropping tomorrow...
July 11, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Is BlueySky a thing on here? New episodes dropping tomorrow...
Thank goodness Matt Turner is amazing
Worst PK I’ve ever seen by US
July 10, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Thank goodness Matt Turner is amazing
Worst PK I’ve ever seen by US
July 10, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Worst PK I’ve ever seen by US
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I said this a year ago elsewhere, but I’ll say it again here: It's impossible to overstate how much the big tech CEOs & VCs are being radicalized within their bubble. The level of paranoia & contrived victimization is off the charts, and they increasingly only consume media that they have funded.
July 4, 2023 at 8:23 PM
I said this a year ago elsewhere, but I’ll say it again here: It's impossible to overstate how much the big tech CEOs & VCs are being radicalized within their bubble. The level of paranoia & contrived victimization is off the charts, and they increasingly only consume media that they have funded.
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Twitter is self immolating but honestly it's taking the attention from the pretty awful situation with reddit. We knew Elon was a bumbling idiot but the reddit API fiasco has me way sadder. This era of the internet just sucks.
July 4, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Twitter is self immolating but honestly it's taking the attention from the pretty awful situation with reddit. We knew Elon was a bumbling idiot but the reddit API fiasco has me way sadder. This era of the internet just sucks.
What a Mexico-Qatar game. Huge upset
July 3, 2023 at 3:39 AM
What a Mexico-Qatar game. Huge upset
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I keep clicking the Apollo icon and nothing happens. Then I close the app and immediately click the icon again. 🫠
July 1, 2023 at 2:43 AM
I keep clicking the Apollo icon and nothing happens. Then I close the app and immediately click the icon again. 🫠