jantastik.bsky.social
@jantastik.bsky.social
iono if i’m all the way buying it. based on the promo images, the dye grew out in that time, but they don’t look too fresh there. 1) i’da got my shit the day before i left, 2) i’da worn my scarf diligently and had to learn a couple touch up techniques. 3) keanu’s still somewhat good.
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
CC is a talented player but she bland as a saltine. Paige has the personality to be one of the faces of the league. i don’t even follow basketball all like that but i was like “wait, who is baby girl in the mack daddy ass white suit?”
August 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
August 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i still have an alarm label in my phone from Christmas, reminding me to take out the turkey and move that dang #ElfOnTheShelf so she could play tic-tac-toe against my niece’s Christmas stuffie.
August 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
just sitting here listening to this damn storm, thinking about whether or not I need to start drawing up plans to fashion this damn sofa into an ark then I get a flash flood warning & look at the map like “ya’ don’t fucking say.” cause I’m basically on the damn dot.
July 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I wonder if I always disliked the mom from “Good Luck, Charlie” because my subconscious recognized her as Hannah from #Charmed. that or she just fucking annoying.
February 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I got one with some foot pockets for Christmas that I can’t wait to use, but i left it vacuum sealed to save space on the way home.
January 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I never remember to take before pictures until I’m halfway to the after, but somebody clap for me cleaning up enough to discover that not only did we have these racks when we moved in, but the hooks were down behind some junk. look at our garage garaging!
December 18, 2024 at 5:01 AM
oh, this i find hilarious.
December 14, 2024 at 12:28 PM
I got a text from sparkle when she was gonna be late. she said santa sent her on a secret mission but she sent treats until she got back.
December 14, 2024 at 6:49 AM
sparkle stay up to some shit. #ElfOnTheShelf
December 14, 2024 at 5:53 AM
after a long weekend of gift shopping, hanging lights in all the windows & grinchfying the exterior…… I got me an ornament full of egg nog and rum.
December 9, 2024 at 2:35 AM
had to serve up some milk & cookies for this #elfontheshelf. truly, she eating stale cookie crisp with a spray bottle cap full paint water, while pulling up a chair to an old candle jar…… but the magic is magic’ing. sparkle be living her best life when auntie jana’s home.
December 8, 2024 at 5:40 AM
we’ll see how long it takes the kids to find the #elfontheshelf hiding out in this container or ornaments we got to add to our new wreath.
December 7, 2024 at 7:40 AM
but it can definitely be fun to come up with concepts & sneak around setting scenes. and one day, when they know, I have to imagine they’ll appreciate all the work we put in. using things you already have is a fun challenge. I do worry that it’s a constant cycle of upping one’s game, though.
December 1, 2024 at 10:25 AM
#BlackSky Who Travels ✈️

Drop your pics! 📸

📍Paris, France
November 27, 2024 at 8:42 AM
angles in the ding dang outfield was *thee* movie, man. that & “rookie of the year”!
#BlackSkyOver30
November 25, 2024 at 4:46 AM
having duck confit in Paris was the best feeling meal b/c it’s one of my faves so taking myself to it’s place of origin w/ money from my first job in my dream career & still getting out to explore after falling out with my travel companion made me feel so unstoppable.
November 20, 2024 at 9:34 AM
where is #MarriedSky cause I fully understand that this question wasn’t aimed towards me, but where can I go to chat about these grinch jammies ol’ boy got me wearing this year & how I was gonna surprise him with slippers but he caught me so I was like “then you can pay, mr. detective man.”
November 19, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:01 AM
naaaaawl. I feel like I never wear anything revealing, with me, it’s always that my outfit is secretly made by adidas. and I’ma be wearing a whole sneaker.
November 18, 2024 at 6:41 PM
neither. but I love this guy right here.
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I just remembered my husband ain’t migrated over here yet so I can say how excited I am for his advent calendar. he loves jigsaw puzzles and dogs and Christmas so this is perfect. can’t wait.
November 17, 2024 at 1:20 PM
this is why I love thrift stores. besides the fact that women’s blazers used to have a more feminine cut and more fun patterns, them things were solid. you may have to reinforce a couple buttons, but thick wool & a proper lining for $8 is unbeatable. this is one of my faves that’s still kickin’.
November 17, 2024 at 12:27 PM