@jantastik.bsky.social
moved in yesterday, home alone at night today! i do not like this. i ain’t had time to get used to the sounds this house and this neighborhood make. and the dog looking at me like “bitch, i know you see this clock.” but i damn sure ain’t finna go outside right now.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
moved in yesterday, home alone at night today! i do not like this. i ain’t had time to get used to the sounds this house and this neighborhood make. and the dog looking at me like “bitch, i know you see this clock.” but i damn sure ain’t finna go outside right now.
my husband just said “is that the one with jussie smollett’s sister?” i ain’t NEVUH…… heard her called that in my life. granted he knows no actor’s names, but my girl jurnee deserves more respect than this.
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
my husband just said “is that the one with jussie smollett’s sister?” i ain’t NEVUH…… heard her called that in my life. granted he knows no actor’s names, but my girl jurnee deserves more respect than this.
exhausted AF from finishing all my work for the week by Wednesday night. but got the next two days off to move, so it’s worth it. still gotta get up early to button shit up, doe.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
exhausted AF from finishing all my work for the week by Wednesday night. but got the next two days off to move, so it’s worth it. still gotta get up early to button shit up, doe.
whenever i wanna order food, that delivery fee be such a deterrent. i cannot, in good conscious, pay you $21 for a biggie bag.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
whenever i wanna order food, that delivery fee be such a deterrent. i cannot, in good conscious, pay you $21 for a biggie bag.
i be wrestling with whether to throw a veterans day nod into hubby’s birthday celebration, but it just feels shoehorn’d like you want me to just add an american flag stick balloon to this video game balloon bouquet?
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i be wrestling with whether to throw a veterans day nod into hubby’s birthday celebration, but it just feels shoehorn’d like you want me to just add an american flag stick balloon to this video game balloon bouquet?
i very much UNO Reverse’d husband for his birthday because i feel like what people do for you is what they always hope somebody will do for them. especially if it ain’t your vibes. i’m not a birthday tee girl, so if you got me one, you just must think that = love, so here is a themed tee! ta-dah!
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i very much UNO Reverse’d husband for his birthday because i feel like what people do for you is what they always hope somebody will do for them. especially if it ain’t your vibes. i’m not a birthday tee girl, so if you got me one, you just must think that = love, so here is a themed tee! ta-dah!
i love surprising people. i HAAAAAAAAATE-UH…….. when i have to do it quietly. a 5 min process takes 37 fucking mins when you tryna coerce some helium balloons to go peacefully.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
i love surprising people. i HAAAAAAAAATE-UH…….. when i have to do it quietly. a 5 min process takes 37 fucking mins when you tryna coerce some helium balloons to go peacefully.
bruh. that heated mattress pad we got last spring on sale finna come in handy as a mothafucka!
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
bruh. that heated mattress pad we got last spring on sale finna come in handy as a mothafucka!
just had a “we used to be a proper country” moment. to add insult to the injury of having to buy new wired earbuds to go with my new Type-C phone….. these things didn’t even come with a dang case!
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
just had a “we used to be a proper country” moment. to add insult to the injury of having to buy new wired earbuds to go with my new Type-C phone….. these things didn’t even come with a dang case!
so ya’ wanna hear a funny story? i am an interior designer / architect who never feels like designing my own home.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
so ya’ wanna hear a funny story? i am an interior designer / architect who never feels like designing my own home.
it’s a real weird time, decoration wise. two houses of Christmas, one house with the bats still up but also Christmas bells. i thought i was pro-holiday blending but the people doing too much done pushed me back to the other side.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
it’s a real weird time, decoration wise. two houses of Christmas, one house with the bats still up but also Christmas bells. i thought i was pro-holiday blending but the people doing too much done pushed me back to the other side.
husband’s birthday stuff got delivered to the wrong door and i’m mad somebody just enjoying my money, right now. can’t even tell what door it was.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
husband’s birthday stuff got delivered to the wrong door and i’m mad somebody just enjoying my money, right now. can’t even tell what door it was.
got me a turkey, smoked gouda, cranberry orange spread & bacon sammich…… made me some stuffing….. and got me some gravy to dip that shit in. with a holiday vanilla cream coke, a thunderstorm & a movie with bae. not a bad saturday afternoon at all.
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
got me a turkey, smoked gouda, cranberry orange spread & bacon sammich…… made me some stuffing….. and got me some gravy to dip that shit in. with a holiday vanilla cream coke, a thunderstorm & a movie with bae. not a bad saturday afternoon at all.
am i the only one who be scheduling my “send later” texts for random times so it don’t look like a send later text?
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
am i the only one who be scheduling my “send later” texts for random times so it don’t look like a send later text?
delivery driver was lost on other side of the building. i said “is the building on your left or right?” this hoe said “i don’t know. i’m not from here.” ma’am….. what?
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
delivery driver was lost on other side of the building. i said “is the building on your left or right?” this hoe said “i don’t know. i’m not from here.” ma’am….. what?
these snacks ain’t gon’ make it to the end of the day cause my ass is drained and dragging and snacking is the only thing keeping me awake. going from getting up at 6 to technically getting up at 5 is a tough road, man.
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
these snacks ain’t gon’ make it to the end of the day cause my ass is drained and dragging and snacking is the only thing keeping me awake. going from getting up at 6 to technically getting up at 5 is a tough road, man.
my momma sent me a video & before i open it, i can already tell it’s AI. my uncle asked me if i had heard of this outrageous movie. pulled up the trailer & it was a facsimile of morgan freeman. like….. the boomers are cooked when if comes to detecting AI.
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
my momma sent me a video & before i open it, i can already tell it’s AI. my uncle asked me if i had heard of this outrageous movie. pulled up the trailer & it was a facsimile of morgan freeman. like….. the boomers are cooked when if comes to detecting AI.
not me googling the difference between an XBox controller and a playstation controller so i can buy these birthday balloons. the irony of giving this man a gamer birthday when iono nothing about games is real clear.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
not me googling the difference between an XBox controller and a playstation controller so i can buy these birthday balloons. the irony of giving this man a gamer birthday when iono nothing about games is real clear.
i don’t understand when delivery drivers be like “i’m by such 1756.” okay, but i’m not google maps. i know where *I* live. i don’t know where these other numbers at.
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i don’t understand when delivery drivers be like “i’m by such 1756.” okay, but i’m not google maps. i know where *I* live. i don’t know where these other numbers at.
i think we’re gonna do burrr baskets this year. might fuck around and send one to my momma, too.
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i think we’re gonna do burrr baskets this year. might fuck around and send one to my momma, too.
be done burnt up all yo’ money and cards and you just gon’ be standing there looking shocked that this ain’t end well.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
be done burnt up all yo’ money and cards and you just gon’ be standing there looking shocked that this ain’t end well.
gonna take my husband to a video game cafe for his birthday…… but first a bitch gotta learn to play a video game.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
gonna take my husband to a video game cafe for his birthday…… but first a bitch gotta learn to play a video game.
damon too damn old to still be making irrevocable decisions cause he in his feelings. you’ve literally had centuries to grow the fuck up. #VampireDiaries.
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
damon too damn old to still be making irrevocable decisions cause he in his feelings. you’ve literally had centuries to grow the fuck up. #VampireDiaries.
guys……. what should i buy my husband for his birthday? he said he wants a game that comes out soon, but that doesn’t feel special enough so what else can i add?
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
guys……. what should i buy my husband for his birthday? he said he wants a game that comes out soon, but that doesn’t feel special enough so what else can i add?