@jantastik.bsky.social
starting #Castle and i already suspected the friend was the murderer. They track her down and it’s April Kepner. of course Susie Pepper’s nutty ass did it.
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
starting #Castle and i already suspected the friend was the murderer. They track her down and it’s April Kepner. of course Susie Pepper’s nutty ass did it.
just chipped a tiny bit off my tooth eating, OF ALL THINGS……. yogurt. one of the granola bits in this chobani flip done got me.
February 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
just chipped a tiny bit off my tooth eating, OF ALL THINGS……. yogurt. one of the granola bits in this chobani flip done got me.
ergonomics kicked my whole ass this past week. been working such long hours at, apparently, the wrong height & by late thursday, my wrists were burning so bad i was like “i might as well go to sleep cause working at 37% speed ain’t helping nobody.” shoulders & hips all out of whack. i’m on struggle.
February 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
ergonomics kicked my whole ass this past week. been working such long hours at, apparently, the wrong height & by late thursday, my wrists were burning so bad i was like “i might as well go to sleep cause working at 37% speed ain’t helping nobody.” shoulders & hips all out of whack. i’m on struggle.
online shopping while neurodivergent is stressful. tryna buy an ergo mouse and wrist pad but gotta look at all the variables, tryna assess if something is going to annoy your visually or have a funky tactile situation. then the unknowns are vast like “is this bitch gon’ make a weird clicking sound?”
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
online shopping while neurodivergent is stressful. tryna buy an ergo mouse and wrist pad but gotta look at all the variables, tryna assess if something is going to annoy your visually or have a funky tactile situation. then the unknowns are vast like “is this bitch gon’ make a weird clicking sound?”
something just reminded me of the games i make up for my million nieces. i feel like Math Problem Red Light-Green Light was good but the best one was Chaos Charades. I made all three act out their clues simultaneously and you got points based on the order people guessed their words in. so fun.
February 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
something just reminded me of the games i make up for my million nieces. i feel like Math Problem Red Light-Green Light was good but the best one was Chaos Charades. I made all three act out their clues simultaneously and you got points based on the order people guessed their words in. so fun.
done did express shipping to get everything here by tomorrow and ol’ boy gotta postpone our valentines day plans for monday. he might still get this shit tomorrow cause i hate waiting.
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
done did express shipping to get everything here by tomorrow and ol’ boy gotta postpone our valentines day plans for monday. he might still get this shit tomorrow cause i hate waiting.
i was prepping to get in the bed and went to close out of shit on my computer and it crashed. in the time i got delayed dealing with that, husband came in, put on ice road truckers and promptly fell asleep. i know as soon as i change this, he gonna wake up like “i was watching that!”
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
i was prepping to get in the bed and went to close out of shit on my computer and it crashed. in the time i got delayed dealing with that, husband came in, put on ice road truckers and promptly fell asleep. i know as soon as i change this, he gonna wake up like “i was watching that!”
should i build my husband a bear…… or get him a gift card so he can build his own bear?
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
should i build my husband a bear…… or get him a gift card so he can build his own bear?
watching women’s hockey and italy getting put through the ringer. must suck to be getting dat ass beat at the #WinterOlympics when you the damn host.
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
watching women’s hockey and italy getting put through the ringer. must suck to be getting dat ass beat at the #WinterOlympics when you the damn host.
i always like peeking in on the #WinterOlympics. it always amazes me that i’m truly able to be interested in anything. just watched some heartbreak on the men’s freestyle skiing, now finna watch this american alternate try to qualify in women’s speed skating.
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
i always like peeking in on the #WinterOlympics. it always amazes me that i’m truly able to be interested in anything. just watched some heartbreak on the men’s freestyle skiing, now finna watch this american alternate try to qualify in women’s speed skating.
husband and i so rarely be tryna go to sleep at the same time. i think i hate it. 🫤
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
husband and i so rarely be tryna go to sleep at the same time. i think i hate it. 🫤
i’m so disgruntled that they played us on this “master closet.” they need another like 6” to make this work. it absolutely drives me crazy that when i come in the wall in, the clothes touching me.
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i’m so disgruntled that they played us on this “master closet.” they need another like 6” to make this work. it absolutely drives me crazy that when i come in the wall in, the clothes touching me.
the millennial need to have something good to watch, before you can focus on work.
February 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
the millennial need to have something good to watch, before you can focus on work.
now how they hell the damn task manager not responding?! i opened yo’ ass to get acrobat’s slow ass up outta here, now how i’ma get yo’ slow ass up outta here?!
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
now how they hell the damn task manager not responding?! i opened yo’ ass to get acrobat’s slow ass up outta here, now how i’ma get yo’ slow ass up outta here?!
i wanna kick somebody in the shin cause my suburb doesn’t allow recycling to be in the clear plastic bag like some folks. i don’t wanna throw is straight into the garbage can all naked and shit.
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
i wanna kick somebody in the shin cause my suburb doesn’t allow recycling to be in the clear plastic bag like some folks. i don’t wanna throw is straight into the garbage can all naked and shit.
my niece told me somebody was a basketball player from “the 20th century” and when i asked her why she said it like that? she was like “like the 1900s. before kobe and lebron.”
February 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
my niece told me somebody was a basketball player from “the 20th century” and when i asked her why she said it like that? she was like “like the 1900s. before kobe and lebron.”
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
What up? I’m apparently a dude named Jason. so is my older sister. cause 80s ultrasounds were mad unreliable. (also….. ask me if my little brother is named Jason. just ask me.)
What up? I’m apparently a dude named Jason. so is my older sister. cause 80s ultrasounds were mad unreliable. (also….. ask me if my little brother is named Jason. just ask me.)
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Hello, I'm Regina... And you?
Hello, I'm Regina... And you?
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Christian
Christian
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
What up? I’m apparently a dude named Jason. so is my older sister. cause 80s ultrasounds were mad unreliable. (also….. ask me if my little brother is named Jason. just ask me.)
What up? I’m apparently a dude named Jason. so is my older sister. cause 80s ultrasounds were mad unreliable. (also….. ask me if my little brother is named Jason. just ask me.)
well, hell. what y’all dudes want for valentine’s day?!?
what we getting these dudes for valentine’s day, y’all?
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
well, hell. what y’all dudes want for valentine’s day?!?
what we getting these dudes for valentine’s day, y’all?
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
what we getting these dudes for valentine’s day, y’all?
who gave my indecisive ass a decision based career? i want a flat rug for my office so my chair will roll, but i keep dragging my feet because i’d have to actually pick one. then i remembered…. my job literally includes picking rugs. what kinda cosmic prank gave me this career?
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
who gave my indecisive ass a decision based career? i want a flat rug for my office so my chair will roll, but i keep dragging my feet because i’d have to actually pick one. then i remembered…. my job literally includes picking rugs. what kinda cosmic prank gave me this career?
not me finally finishing my sunday reset on fuckin’ tuesday.
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
not me finally finishing my sunday reset on fuckin’ tuesday.
i am the least patient person. my package says “Today by 10 pm” and i still be looking out the doorbell cam like “where my shit at?!?” like they aiming got another 8.5 hours.
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i am the least patient person. my package says “Today by 10 pm” and i still be looking out the doorbell cam like “where my shit at?!?” like they aiming got another 8.5 hours.
this chobani flip ain’t bad, but it ain’t giving s’more. and it definitely ain’t giving sausage egg & cheese on a croissant but a bitch tryna grow so here we are.
February 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
this chobani flip ain’t bad, but it ain’t giving s’more. and it definitely ain’t giving sausage egg & cheese on a croissant but a bitch tryna grow so here we are.
it’s so f’ing cold in here.
February 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
it’s so f’ing cold in here.
woke up freezing, even though our heat was on 75 & the door was closed, like…… i was promised Atlanta ain’t have winter winter. but it’s giving Brooklyn.
February 1, 2026 at 12:27 PM
woke up freezing, even though our heat was on 75 & the door was closed, like…… i was promised Atlanta ain’t have winter winter. but it’s giving Brooklyn.