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Jank
@jank.gg
Buffalo melee TO
Crafter of stars and spacer of bairs
I'm pretty ok at games sometimes c:

https://jigglypuff.gay
(They/Them)
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July 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm a 36 yr old addict with awful executive function, slow hands, & mediocre instincts. But I have stubbornness, grit, and a healthy lack of respect for fake "rules" of how you should play. I'm proud af to be top 95th percentile in ssbm & sc2 at various points, it's far too ez to move the goalpost.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
might try the subway diet but without the pedophilia
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
why does old pat the bunny/johnny hobo still go so hard. I think thats a sign i need to get my shit together roflll x.x
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
...i can't stop playing him, i havent played puff in like 2 weeks. this is a real problem LOL
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you ever spend almost 40 hours in one week just cuz u wanna see if you can get the worst character in the game from no experience up to gold rank? Haha me neither. No idea how zain hit gm with this garbage pile xD
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
you ever spend almost 40 hours in one week just cuz u wanna see if you can get the worst character in the game from no experience up to gold rank? Haha me neither. No idea how zain hit gm with this garbage pile xD
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
this is why i listen to so much folk punk. ain't no analyzing a gut bucket bass and washboard, vibes only
music's pretty good when u aint got an elitist metalhead (urself) in yr ear telling u u gotta hyperanalyze every song for musical complexity instrumental virtuosity and grandiose storytelling
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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been brushing up on vampire weaknesses. does the running water thing apply with bidets?
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
who's ready for thanksgiving?
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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:(
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Player Spotlight: ayeGiohh, for placing 13th at FAST FALL$ as the 44th seed, beating Drephen and Joey Donuts!
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
ngl i dodged a bullet. Pour one out for all the pc peripherals destroyed by booze. 😘
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
with win10's EoL it might finally be the year of the linux desktop for me. I used to use debian +xfce back in the day ^^;, what's everyones favorite distros & desktop environment these days?
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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alcohol is so yummy and has no downsides at all
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:

- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Love a new ladder season/rank reset. Lets me pretend I'm good at this game until all the monsters rise from their slumber ;p
October 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Happy Columbo's Day! Celebrate by doing one more thing on your personal to-do list, even if that thing is just watching your favorite episode.
October 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Tonight's vibe
October 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
girl dinner c:
October 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
jank's original fortified wine:
3 parts barefoot red wine
1 part vsop brandy

Follow me for more advanced alcohol tips and cocktail recipes
September 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
i stg my life is just like that sissy puss guy and his boulder
September 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
tfw when you don't notice your phob needs to be recalibrated and is causing you to miss 1/4 of your wavedashes on one side until after you get home from the major...
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM