janjakobb.bsky.social
@janjakobb.bsky.social
Lapsed academic (UK, NZ) turned judge (DE).
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
21k votes and a 50:50 split.
September 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Ever since recorded music attained fidelity on-par with live performances, it could be argued that nobody "needs" to learn to play an instrument.

But luckily we decided the world is a better place when we teach each other how to play instruments so we still do it.

I feel the same about writing.
June 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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someone should open a biscuit shop called Essential Cookies Only
April 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"Long Way Home" trailer looks good. youtu.be/WjnmzljtREk?...
Half of British Television Always Starts Like This
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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April 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wenigstens hatte er genug zu Essen und Trinken dabei.
April 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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For anyone who missed this very important news, Jennie the guide dog crossed the floor of the House of Commons yesterday to be stroked by Labour MPs

She was then summoned by the Lib Dem Chief Whip for a very stern word
March 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM