🥫Cranberry-saucing Agoraphobe
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🥫Cranberry-saucing Agoraphobe
@janetarchaic.bsky.social
Artist🎨New England🌲Disabled🧠Autistic (Late Dx'd, 50s)

When not solving the specific crimes I see outside my window, I'm busy sculpting homemade cranberry sauce into a cylindrical blob with uniform parallel lines.

PFP⇝1994 Self portrait, oil
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And the dentist just wants to “count his teeth”
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Probably also how he got his "No one knows how magnets work" because no one could explain how the MRI worked in words he could understand
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Just spitballin', but I'm guessing it was a lot of, how much easier it is to really talk, you know, really talk, to these "women" who hadn't been spoiled yet by fully formed identities.
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Also, gay people are not punchlines.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
😭 (every time) :)
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I have vague memories as a kid in the 70s of people calling them, "Ree-see-cups".😆
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I think "ms miller" is probably a diss on Stephen Miller's "masculinity". 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM