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janetarchaic.bsky.social
🥫Cranberry-saucing Agoraphobe
@janetarchaic.bsky.social
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Artist🎨New England🌲Disabled🧠Autistic (Late Dx'd, 50s)

When not solving the specific crimes I see outside my window, I'm busy sculpting homemade cranberry sauce into a cylindrical blob with uniform parallel lines.

PFP⇝1994 Self portrait, oil
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hcvt.bsky.social
And the dentist just wants to “count his teeth”
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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steelrat.bsky.social
Probably also how he got his "No one knows how magnets work" because no one could explain how the MRI worked in words he could understand
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
janetarchaic.bsky.social
Just spitballin', but I'm guessing it was a lot of, how much easier it is to really talk, you know, really talk, to these "women" who hadn't been spoiled yet by fully formed identities.
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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thrasherxy.bsky.social
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
Black text on a yellow background - This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it looks like I ran out of time. I have so many dreams that I wanted to fulfill and plans to create new stories for you. There are a few in progress that might come to fruition in a few years if things work out. I did not ever imagine I would live to this age and end up a writer, editor, activist, and more. As a kid riddled with insecurity and internalized ableism, I could not see a path forward. It was thanks to friendships and some great teachers who believed in me that I was able to fight my way out of miserable situations into a place where I finally felt comfortable in my skin. We need more stories about us and our culture. You all, we all, deserve the everything and more in such a hostile, ableist environment. Our wisdom is incisive and unflinching. I'm honored to be your ancestor and believe disabled oracles like us will light the way to the future. Don't let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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jkdjeff.bsky.social
Also, gay people are not punchlines.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
janetarchaic.bsky.social
😭 (every time) :)
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
janetarchaic.bsky.social
I have vague memories as a kid in the 70s of people calling them, "Ree-see-cups".😆
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
janetarchaic.bsky.social
I think "ms miller" is probably a diss on Stephen Miller's "masculinity". 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM