Jane Espenson
@janeespenson.bsky.social
TV Writer: Buffy, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Gilmore Girls, Once Upon a Time, Artful Dodger, Foundation, Fallout...
Frilly underpants, always a crowd-pleaser.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Frilly underpants, always a crowd-pleaser.
I’m currently in a place that has this pointy WWI German helmet kind.
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m currently in a place that has this pointy WWI German helmet kind.
Oooh! I’ve been waiting for this one to arrive! I hear good sci-fi rumblings about this one.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Oooh! I’ve been waiting for this one to arrive! I hear good sci-fi rumblings about this one.
When the rain doesn’t let you go buy the ingredients you want for dinner, so you just say pho kit.
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When the rain doesn’t let you go buy the ingredients you want for dinner, so you just say pho kit.
Bought this to clean my keyboard and it did a good job, but I swear, every time… colorectal.
October 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bought this to clean my keyboard and it did a good job, but I swear, every time… colorectal.
Right there, in the puzzle!
October 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Right there, in the puzzle!
Post a you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Post a you from a different era
September 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Topless Spanish-American War dude with big... mortar shell? Opposite the LA Federal Building.
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Topless Spanish-American War dude with big... mortar shell? Opposite the LA Federal Building.
I know there are larger concerns right now. But is anyone else bugged by the DoorDash symbol for Thai Food featuring chopsticks?
September 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I know there are larger concerns right now. But is anyone else bugged by the DoorDash symbol for Thai Food featuring chopsticks?
Nuthin’ but wet
September 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Nuthin’ but wet
I’m at a food court where someone left their fortune cookie behind and I ate it so this is their fortune. But you already knew that, right?
September 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m at a food court where someone left their fortune cookie behind and I ate it so this is their fortune. But you already knew that, right?
using one photo already on your phone what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
using one photo already on your phone what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Sales associates Mr. Kool and Mr.Gang are available to help during working hours.
August 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sales associates Mr. Kool and Mr.Gang are available to help during working hours.
Phishing approaches just not even trying anymore.
August 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Phishing approaches just not even trying anymore.
Can’t see em, but listen! Apparently these are called Banjo Frogs, and they really do make a string-plucking noise! Very eerie in person, so resonant and from various directions!
August 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Can’t see em, but listen! Apparently these are called Banjo Frogs, and they really do make a string-plucking noise! Very eerie in person, so resonant and from various directions!
Face cream and hand cream must be the same thing, right? I’m not getting fooled again by big lotion.
July 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Face cream and hand cream must be the same thing, right? I’m not getting fooled again by big lotion.
post an unusual sign if you feel like it
June 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
post an unusual sign if you feel like it
I wanted to look at this cute meme again. Googled "stop ordering biscuits cat." Unsolicited, AI informed me that cats don't order biscuits. Thanks, AI.
June 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I wanted to look at this cute meme again. Googled "stop ordering biscuits cat." Unsolicited, AI informed me that cats don't order biscuits. Thanks, AI.
I have a new exclamation
June 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I have a new exclamation
Why is it so hard to get some punctuation to display properly? I could’ve written a program, in 1982, in Pascal, to search and replace “&mdash”.
June 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Why is it so hard to get some punctuation to display properly? I could’ve written a program, in 1982, in Pascal, to search and replace “&mdash”.
This was excellent. Broth flavor was really good-flavored broth.
June 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This was excellent. Broth flavor was really good-flavored broth.