janbeeee.bsky.social
@janbeeee.bsky.social
Passed the toy aisle at Target, where a 10-year-old boy was pointing out to his adult the merits of various Lego sets with the passion and subject matter expertise that only a 10-year-old Lego enthusiast can have. SEE HIM, SANTA. ❤️💚❤️💚🎅🏼
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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"Have you lying, unprofessional jerks at ABC, considered that the teens were annoying? That a lot of people didn’t even like those teens very much? That those teens had bad vibes and probably would have grown up to have even worse vibes?"
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
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November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This is really happening. Right now.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Settling onto my second plane of the day and the pilot says over the intercom “Wow. Well, folks, it’s been a crazy day” and like WHY ARE YOU TELLING US
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I know it’s wrong to want to quit my job just so I have to time to re-read The Hobbit and LOTR from start to finish — but if @jbfthismovie.bsky.social and I were elves, we wouldn’t NEED the health insurance!
#LOTR #hobbits #ElfcareisSelfcare
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
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September 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
FAVORITE SOUND EFFECTS:
1. Cry of a distant eagle
2. Alley cat’s yowl
3. Wilhelm scream (obv)

Runner-up, bc technically not a sound:
4. Half smile/upward-right glance/slow nod
September 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Republican governors have sent National Guard troops to Democratic-led Washington, D.C., even though cities in their states all have higher rates of violent crime than the nation’s capital. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...
September 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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America has never been subject to this level of authoritarianism, and quite frankly, sheer incompetence.

Out of the ashes, this moment should radicalize us to embark on an era of new reform — of our economy, our democracy, and our commitment to social justice and the law.
March 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey, podcast people! In view of last night’s Oscars win for Anora, check out this amazing interview on Kodakery — cohosted by Jake Bottiglieri:
on.soundcloud.com/daQ9MrCXJPkz...
Episode 143: ANORA with Director Sean Baker and DP Drew Daniels
This is Kodak’s podcast where we talk to creative people about their contributions to film, art and analog culture. We dig deep with our guests and find out what it really takes to bring a creative vi
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March 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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"It is with a heavy heart that we admit Spines for Senators has failed in its mission to provide invertebrate lawmakers with the transformational surgeries they so desperately need."
Spines for Senators Is Now Pitchforks for the People
It is with a heavy heart that we admit Spines for Senators (S4S) has failed in its mission to provide invertebrate lawmakers with the transformatio...
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March 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
So jazzed about saving the world I almost forgot our #ProofofPizza! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ooooooh government employees cooperating to circumvent immoral orders in the name of saving us all… I’m liking this model. #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“Just hold on real tight and hope I don’t die” is pretty much my plan every day of my life. #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You just know as soon as you lock your visor you’re going to want a drink of water.
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“Can I have their surnames to make these patches?”
“Nah just use their nicknames, they’re never comin’ back.”
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
RIP Toys R Us!!!! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Armageddon myself some animal crackers! #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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This movie’s fun

#FThisMovieFest
March 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Taking a clue from my bestie @erikabromley.bsky.social because I’ll use any excuse to buy a tee shirt with a space ship on it. #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Look at Nic’s sad eyes!! 🥺
#fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Oooooh that DePalma low angle 😎 #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“The one thing that makes me me… I don’t know who I am without it.” Me, if @patrickbromley.bsky.social ever cancels #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This happens EVERY time Lady Raven plays a show #fthismoviefest
March 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM