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electrical and computer engineer student of unspecified gender, or something
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Adapting the four rules of gun safety to the kitchen so I can stop accidentally hurting myself
October 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm late but here it is in all its wrinkles
June 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
they should do 10 cent beer night again. i wasn't there for the first one
June 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It must be really hard for people named Al to have their name constantly misread as AI in fonts that don't do enough to differentiate a lower case l and an upper case I.
May 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is what a true grilled cheese looks like. Once you add bread, it becomes a melt.
May 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My worst shortcoming in life is that all my hobbies are expensive. Honestly major skill issue on my part
May 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
this should be real
April 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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had a dream that NileRed uploaded a new video
November 5, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Here at Target, we believe in the importance of staying in step with the evolving external landscape. However, it’s clear that our recent policy changes around DEI have missed the mark. Truthfully, we did not realize you queers had money
April 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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that’s my boy 🥹
April 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You might not like it but this is what peak shopping efficiency looks like
April 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Appendix carry means you get free bottom surgery if your gun unintentionally discharges. Not seeing this pro on any comparisons of carry methods???
April 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
remember to get your anarchist calisthenics in today
April 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
download Revanced everyone
The days of "Don't be evil" are long gone.

Youtube removes "gender identity" as a protected status and allows people to call trans people mentally ill.
SCOOP: YouTube removes 'gender identity' from hate speech policy. "YouTube quietly removing ‘gender identity and expression’ from its list of protected groups is a major radical shift away from best practices in the field of trust and safety."
April 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
they should make march 31st 'march anti-fools' where you don't lie and tell no jokes. That way april fools hits extra hard
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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since i was 14 i've been mad they don't let diabetics be pilots. let my fly the planes i'd be good at it
March 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Average afternoon homework session in Ohio:
March 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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fuck you
March 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
does the existence of caves keep anyone else up at night??? there's just caverns in the ground??? unexplored, unknown to anyone?? possibly with no entry/exit?? they could be BELOW you this very instant??? and we're just supposed to ACCEPT that??
March 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Σ:3€
March 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
why didn't any of my mental health "professionals" tell me this earlier? don't need to tell me twice. done
March 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM