Chelsea still hungover from celebrating their draw on Sunday

Not a confession so much but the slight embarrassment when you've booked a table and your taken to your table and the whole is place empty, Because it's shit and there was no need.

Right upto when the Queen died, I thought that her and Prince Charles were married

#Arsenal #Eze 🔴⚪🤓

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

I was actually offered a place on the bezos space shuttle but I couldn’t do it because I’ve got table tennis tonight and didn’t think I’d get back in time. (It’s in Hornchurch)

Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?

London 🇬🇧👀

Loved Clive's monologue on MLS's treatment by the media. I bet he had to bite his tongue as there's sooo much more he could have send. It reminded me of this comment that appeared in The Athletic last week:

OMG! A commemorative Van Persie range!

Of course, the real best outcome would be if the lights went out and Richard Masters appeared like the Undertaker (Wrestlemania-level intro) to deliver the hearing's findings on the 115 charges.