What you need to do is have them not be the protagonist at all, but the person who *helps* the protagonist. Sherlock Holmes is never the one to whom the interesting thing happens, he's the one who investigates interesting things happening to others.

Also there was a lag between the programme airing and the memo, and I don't remember a fuss at the time!

Need something with a better apples to other ingredient ratio! 😅

There's always Helvetica!

Yeah the Microsoft default seems to have switched from Calibri to Aptos and I'm not sure I like either... 😏