And yet, still fewer delays than Newark.

Wrong James Kass, but interesting reading!

My kingdom for a Reporter who can ask a decent follow up question when they don't answer your damn questions the first time.

Did she take it down? I thought it was a Instagram story, they only exist for 24 hours.

Trump is such a baby. What's the matter, is the pwesident afwaid of a widdle cold bweeze?

I've only ever seen the Daddy Warbucks version.

"Look, just because you rescue me from Bowser a dozen times doesn't mean I'm your ATM"

"But my credit score, it's-a terrible!"

For that price, it would be cheaper to just hire some professionals and have them perform live in your own living room.

"Temu 8Chan" sounds like the name of another one of Elon's kids that won't speak to him anymore.

He never spoke again after that. Even though his last words to me were "fair enough", deep down I knew he was really pissed about my answer. (5/5)

I thought about it for about twenty seconds, then confessed, "I suppose I would. But if it's any consolation, a cousin of mine was bitten by a barracuda once."

The fish stared at me, closed his little eyes, then, with a disappointed sigh, said, "Fair enough." (4/5)

My fish continued: "So, let's say there's some sort of natural disaster, there's no food in the house, and your only option for sustenance was me, your pet fish."

"Okay...", I replied, understanding the scenario.

"Well, I guess what I want to know is: would you eat me?" (3/5)

After what seemed like two or three minutes of him just looking, he spoke up: "Hey, can I ask you a hypothetical question?"

Somewhat stunned, I managed to reply, "Um.... well... sure." (2/5)

If there isn't already a YouTube channel called "Feeding Random Junk Food to Broadway Legends", this is proof that there needs to be.

Hey Elon: People trolling for attention pays your salary, asshole. Why buy Twitter if you hated this kind of behavior?

Or is it because the comment is a little too close to the truth?

More like proof of Hathor.

Unlike judges, you can almost always find one within your price range and get the same intended result.

I was thinking different Diane vibe: Diane Ladd in Christmas Vacation