I was thinking different Diane vibe: Diane Ladd in Christmas Vacation

It ain't pretty.

I wrote this joke in 2015 and maybe three of you out there will get it all these years later...

Starship Troopers could've been a much shorter movie if they just lowered a giant one of these onto the planet. Also, how about using drones and lasers instead of humans with tasty brains carrying guns with tiny metal bullets that you need to fire 500 rounds before the enemy even breaks a toenail?