James in Jupiter
@jamesinjupiter.bsky.social
🎵You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
🎵Slowjam and Bootcut and Hayseed and Forty,
🎵PineSol and Lowkey and Halo and Boxcar,
🎵Jacob and U-Turn and Squidward and Corndog,
🎵Finance and Broomstick and Polyy and Cooper,
🎵But did you know-
🎵Slowjam and Bootcut and Hayseed and Forty,
🎵PineSol and Lowkey and Halo and Boxcar,
🎵Jacob and U-Turn and Squidward and Corndog,
🎵Finance and Broomstick and Polyy and Cooper,
🎵But did you know-
December 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🎵You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
🎵Slowjam and Bootcut and Hayseed and Forty,
🎵PineSol and Lowkey and Halo and Boxcar,
🎵Jacob and U-Turn and Squidward and Corndog,
🎵Finance and Broomstick and Polyy and Cooper,
🎵But did you know-
🎵Slowjam and Bootcut and Hayseed and Forty,
🎵PineSol and Lowkey and Halo and Boxcar,
🎵Jacob and U-Turn and Squidward and Corndog,
🎵Finance and Broomstick and Polyy and Cooper,
🎵But did you know-
For a self-esteem boost: Think of the worms that will eat you one day. Consider their happiness and what you could give back.
Then say "Fuck you worms, this meat is mine."
Then say "Fuck you worms, this meat is mine."
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
For a self-esteem boost: Think of the worms that will eat you one day. Consider their happiness and what you could give back.
Then say "Fuck you worms, this meat is mine."
Then say "Fuck you worms, this meat is mine."
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We're happy to finally announce that leftovers from the FOLLOW ME DOWN Kickstarter are now available! These books and extras, like the KS campaign, are shipped WORLDWIDE! That includes the EU! 💖
🐙 shop.machinelotus.com
🐙 shop.machinelotus.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We're happy to finally announce that leftovers from the FOLLOW ME DOWN Kickstarter are now available! These books and extras, like the KS campaign, are shipped WORLDWIDE! That includes the EU! 💖
🐙 shop.machinelotus.com
🐙 shop.machinelotus.com
Put me in the soup with Merlin and Edgar Allen Poe
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Put me in the soup with Merlin and Edgar Allen Poe
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New book by me, coming out VERY soon and with some amazing cover art by Matthew Revert - available to pre-order right now!
Cover reveal! Here's your first look at Notes from Underground: The Hollow Earth Story Cycle, a new collection of linked tales of cosmic horror and masterful strangeness from Orrin Grey (@orringrey.com) coming next month, featuring this creepily chthonic cover art by Matthew Revert!
September 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
New book by me, coming out VERY soon and with some amazing cover art by Matthew Revert - available to pre-order right now!
Livetweeting my open union negotiations. UFCW 367 lets go!
April 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Livetweeting my open union negotiations. UFCW 367 lets go!
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Can you make me a promise?
Please do something this week to take care of yourself. It doesn't have to be big.
Just do something for no reason other than to bring yourself joy. ✨
Please do something this week to take care of yourself. It doesn't have to be big.
Just do something for no reason other than to bring yourself joy. ✨
March 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Can you make me a promise?
Please do something this week to take care of yourself. It doesn't have to be big.
Just do something for no reason other than to bring yourself joy. ✨
Please do something this week to take care of yourself. It doesn't have to be big.
Just do something for no reason other than to bring yourself joy. ✨
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@ratpappi.bsky.social Brooo this was so good!
December 11, 2024 at 7:43 AM
@ratpappi.bsky.social Brooo this was so good!
Nothing yet has quite compared to the feeling of your ipod nano falling out of your pocket and yanking you by the ears
December 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Nothing yet has quite compared to the feeling of your ipod nano falling out of your pocket and yanking you by the ears
Real woman hours
December 7, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Real woman hours
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i think if men open mouth tongue kissed each other a little more we would have immediate world peace
December 2, 2024 at 6:22 PM
i think if men open mouth tongue kissed each other a little more we would have immediate world peace
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for those of you unfamiliar with early bluesky history, “Sweetbee” was the name given to a large brown bear that attacked and killed over half a dozen villagers in 1915 rural Japan, apparently drawn by the smell of cheap gelatin-based cookies sold by a local swordsman
December 1, 2024 at 3:25 AM
for those of you unfamiliar with early bluesky history, “Sweetbee” was the name given to a large brown bear that attacked and killed over half a dozen villagers in 1915 rural Japan, apparently drawn by the smell of cheap gelatin-based cookies sold by a local swordsman
I'm ready to atone for all if the park guests I killed in roller-coaster tycoon 2
November 28, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I'm ready to atone for all if the park guests I killed in roller-coaster tycoon 2
"Hehe-Hoohoo, I'm the Meat Keeper" I whisper-scream to myself behind the meat counter
November 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
"Hehe-Hoohoo, I'm the Meat Keeper" I whisper-scream to myself behind the meat counter
:Cackling: "I saw something cool but I didn't take a picture, so you will never know just how awesome it was, you rube. You absolute child. All for ME, none for YOU"
November 20, 2024 at 11:51 PM
:Cackling: "I saw something cool but I didn't take a picture, so you will never know just how awesome it was, you rube. You absolute child. All for ME, none for YOU"
Me in my echo chamber
November 20, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Me in my echo chamber
Getting emotional taking a shit while Gone, gone, gone plays too loud out of the bathroom speaker
November 12, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Getting emotional taking a shit while Gone, gone, gone plays too loud out of the bathroom speaker
November 11, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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Not sure if I feel guilty or suspicious….
November 8, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Not sure if I feel guilty or suspicious….
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My apartment after 25 hours of nonstop Castlevania
October 20, 2024 at 5:47 PM
My apartment after 25 hours of nonstop Castlevania