Jamalisms
@jamalisms.bsky.social
Writer of unfinished stories, sometimes podcaster, sharer of my own bad video game clips, full-time Tennessee Titans fan, part-time complainer & laugher at my own jokes.
Recording a podcast on Cool Runnings tonight, then doing our year 3 recap.
Favorite topic:
Many enjoyed but ... Gentleman Bastards or T1 & T2
Worst topic:
Easily the bottom two; TMNT 1-3 or The Long Walk
Best Song:
Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel ... hat tip to Wonderwall and Princess Donut
Favorite topic:
Many enjoyed but ... Gentleman Bastards or T1 & T2
Worst topic:
Easily the bottom two; TMNT 1-3 or The Long Walk
Best Song:
Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel ... hat tip to Wonderwall and Princess Donut
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Recording a podcast on Cool Runnings tonight, then doing our year 3 recap.
Favorite topic:
Many enjoyed but ... Gentleman Bastards or T1 & T2
Worst topic:
Easily the bottom two; TMNT 1-3 or The Long Walk
Best Song:
Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel ... hat tip to Wonderwall and Princess Donut
Favorite topic:
Many enjoyed but ... Gentleman Bastards or T1 & T2
Worst topic:
Easily the bottom two; TMNT 1-3 or The Long Walk
Best Song:
Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel ... hat tip to Wonderwall and Princess Donut
Covers and dust jackets
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Covers and dust jackets
Changed my work password yesterday and, while I'm sure I remember what it was, it's not working. So I hit the forgot password button ... and the website is blocked.
That's... pretty funny.
Anyway, "all agents are busy" so I've been on hold, waiting for someone to answer, for 7 minutes & counting.
That's... pretty funny.
Anyway, "all agents are busy" so I've been on hold, waiting for someone to answer, for 7 minutes & counting.
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Changed my work password yesterday and, while I'm sure I remember what it was, it's not working. So I hit the forgot password button ... and the website is blocked.
That's... pretty funny.
Anyway, "all agents are busy" so I've been on hold, waiting for someone to answer, for 7 minutes & counting.
That's... pretty funny.
Anyway, "all agents are busy" so I've been on hold, waiting for someone to answer, for 7 minutes & counting.
Stop with the reaction videos. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Stop with the reaction videos. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
"Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood"
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood"
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood"
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood"
Still true, actually.
October 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Still true, actually.
The Tennessee Titans called the police on a fan who tweeted that the coach should be tossed off a bridge.
Violence isn't a good approach to humor but ... holy sensitive, over-concerned with social media Batman!
Violence isn't a good approach to humor but ... holy sensitive, over-concerned with social media Batman!
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Tennessee Titans called the police on a fan who tweeted that the coach should be tossed off a bridge.
Violence isn't a good approach to humor but ... holy sensitive, over-concerned with social media Batman!
Violence isn't a good approach to humor but ... holy sensitive, over-concerned with social media Batman!
Wow, someone stole four pairs of glasses with all the upcharge options?
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wow, someone stole four pairs of glasses with all the upcharge options?
Very much not a fan of turning off replies and quite tweets but to each their own.
To my own, it's a screenshot (in lieu of the forbidden quote tweet) and a reminder to BTFU.
#THANKSINADVANCE
To my own, it's a screenshot (in lieu of the forbidden quote tweet) and a reminder to BTFU.
#THANKSINADVANCE
October 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Very much not a fan of turning off replies and quite tweets but to each their own.
To my own, it's a screenshot (in lieu of the forbidden quote tweet) and a reminder to BTFU.
#THANKSINADVANCE
To my own, it's a screenshot (in lieu of the forbidden quote tweet) and a reminder to BTFU.
#THANKSINADVANCE
Also found this other one we used to have.
October 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Also found this other one we used to have.
Been trying to figure out what this children's book was for years. Finally figured it out today. Super excited. Gonna have to get a copy.
October 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Been trying to figure out what this children's book was for years. Finally figured it out today. Super excited. Gonna have to get a copy.
Took the oldest & his buddy to see @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social in Whitewater, WI. Smaller crowd but lively and quite fun.
The adventurers were successful in aiding Post-Post-Mortimer to save the world. Better luck next time to Thick, Sexy Keanu Reeves (AKA Sean O'Shaughnessy the fugly).
The adventurers were successful in aiding Post-Post-Mortimer to save the world. Better luck next time to Thick, Sexy Keanu Reeves (AKA Sean O'Shaughnessy the fugly).
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Took the oldest & his buddy to see @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social in Whitewater, WI. Smaller crowd but lively and quite fun.
The adventurers were successful in aiding Post-Post-Mortimer to save the world. Better luck next time to Thick, Sexy Keanu Reeves (AKA Sean O'Shaughnessy the fugly).
The adventurers were successful in aiding Post-Post-Mortimer to save the world. Better luck next time to Thick, Sexy Keanu Reeves (AKA Sean O'Shaughnessy the fugly).
Looks like the World Cup ticket presale is over.
October 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Looks like the World Cup ticket presale is over.
It's not quite as gruesome anymore so I'll share it.
The 12 yr old's chainsaw injury is starting to heal over. It's been 3 wks since he stepped in, tried to catch what I cut & got pulled down to the blade.
So, so close to catastrophic & life threatening injury. Still get sick thinking about it.
The 12 yr old's chainsaw injury is starting to heal over. It's been 3 wks since he stepped in, tried to catch what I cut & got pulled down to the blade.
So, so close to catastrophic & life threatening injury. Still get sick thinking about it.
September 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's not quite as gruesome anymore so I'll share it.
The 12 yr old's chainsaw injury is starting to heal over. It's been 3 wks since he stepped in, tried to catch what I cut & got pulled down to the blade.
So, so close to catastrophic & life threatening injury. Still get sick thinking about it.
The 12 yr old's chainsaw injury is starting to heal over. It's been 3 wks since he stepped in, tried to catch what I cut & got pulled down to the blade.
So, so close to catastrophic & life threatening injury. Still get sick thinking about it.
'89 or 18 days. Doesn't matter.
September 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
'89 or 18 days. Doesn't matter.
Baha'i (religious) summer camp:
"We've got rocks and easels to paint virtues and such on."
The art my son brings me:
"We've got rocks and easels to paint virtues and such on."
The art my son brings me:
August 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Baha'i (religious) summer camp:
"We've got rocks and easels to paint virtues and such on."
The art my son brings me:
"We've got rocks and easels to paint virtues and such on."
The art my son brings me:
She's a mess. But she's a joy.
Donuts in the car was perhaps a mistake.
Donuts in the car was perhaps a mistake.
August 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
She's a mess. But she's a joy.
Donuts in the car was perhaps a mistake.
Donuts in the car was perhaps a mistake.
Probably not the best situation when GameStop can't even pay shipping bills properly...
July 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Probably not the best situation when GameStop can't even pay shipping bills properly...
Here's how it was described to me by someone else, if you're curious:
June 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Here's how it was described to me by someone else, if you're curious:
Upgraded our ability to visit places without electricity. We always could do it but this bridges across some of the inconveniences.
June 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Upgraded our ability to visit places without electricity. We always could do it but this bridges across some of the inconveniences.
My very important (~35 hrs) Elden Ring Nightreign review:
June 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My very important (~35 hrs) Elden Ring Nightreign review: