Jamalisms
@jamalisms.bsky.social
Writer of unfinished stories, sometimes podcaster, sharer of my own bad video game clips, full-time Tennessee Titans fan, part-time complainer & laugher at my own jokes.
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Jamalisms
@jamalisms.bsky.social
· Jan 6
I'll never call Twitter "X" and I'll probably never call tweets "skeets."
I'm old. People will just have to live with me.
I'm old. People will just have to live with me.
Where I come from, there was once a brother and sister who were quite famous. Together they sang; lived their entire lives that way.
Until one day the sister fell ill. She didn't die but her body was left a ruin. She struggled with everyday tasks and, worse in many ways, she couldn't sing anymore.
Until one day the sister fell ill. She didn't die but her body was left a ruin. She struggled with everyday tasks and, worse in many ways, she couldn't sing anymore.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Where I come from, there was once a brother and sister who were quite famous. Together they sang; lived their entire lives that way.
Until one day the sister fell ill. She didn't die but her body was left a ruin. She struggled with everyday tasks and, worse in many ways, she couldn't sing anymore.
Until one day the sister fell ill. She didn't die but her body was left a ruin. She struggled with everyday tasks and, worse in many ways, she couldn't sing anymore.
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“TWELVE MEN ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“TWELVE MEN ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!”
Such a wildly underrated game
Exoprimal (Xbox) is $14.24 on Amazon buff.ly/EAHS0pK
PS4 $20 buff.ly/JAcxnRX
$9.59 US PSN buff.ly/8rQeuxM
$8.99 XBL buff.ly/FPaUS6K
(Steam) $7.78 Gamersgate w/ code W64 buff.ly/9LsH2rg #ad
PS4 $20 buff.ly/JAcxnRX
$9.59 US PSN buff.ly/8rQeuxM
$8.99 XBL buff.ly/FPaUS6K
(Steam) $7.78 Gamersgate w/ code W64 buff.ly/9LsH2rg #ad
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Such a wildly underrated game
Stranger Things Season 5:
Action starts pretty quick but it's preceeded by a good bit of exposition. Allusions to the 80s feel less clever, sets sometimes feel super fake, plans are wonky and timelines and distance make no sense.
But I'm happy to be back in the world and honestly had fun.
Action starts pretty quick but it's preceeded by a good bit of exposition. Allusions to the 80s feel less clever, sets sometimes feel super fake, plans are wonky and timelines and distance make no sense.
But I'm happy to be back in the world and honestly had fun.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Stranger Things Season 5:
Action starts pretty quick but it's preceeded by a good bit of exposition. Allusions to the 80s feel less clever, sets sometimes feel super fake, plans are wonky and timelines and distance make no sense.
But I'm happy to be back in the world and honestly had fun.
Action starts pretty quick but it's preceeded by a good bit of exposition. Allusions to the 80s feel less clever, sets sometimes feel super fake, plans are wonky and timelines and distance make no sense.
But I'm happy to be back in the world and honestly had fun.
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Ravens LOVE to self destruct this year.
I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ravens LOVE to self destruct this year.
I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
That Derrick Henry snap count share today was / is loooow.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
That Derrick Henry snap count share today was / is loooow.
Wait, I've seen that clip of Madden getting lifted up so many times but I never before noticed the writing in the sky behind him. What does it say? Looks like it ends in "EER".
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Wait, I've seen that clip of Madden getting lifted up so many times but I never before noticed the writing in the sky behind him. What does it say? Looks like it ends in "EER".
Ravens LOVE to self destruct this year.
I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ravens LOVE to self destruct this year.
I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
My son just looked up from his Nintendo Switch and got excited about football for the first time today.
He approves of the score.
He approves of the score.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My son just looked up from his Nintendo Switch and got excited about football for the first time today.
He approves of the score.
He approves of the score.
Brutal for the Ravens.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Brutal for the Ravens.
Pickens needs to be checked.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pickens needs to be checked.
Am I crazy or have Avatar graphics gotten worse / more cartoony since the first one?
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Am I crazy or have Avatar graphics gotten worse / more cartoony since the first one?
The next time the Titans run a screen that successful will be the first time.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The next time the Titans run a screen that successful will be the first time.
I remain convinced that if Bethesda had invested in Starfield post-launch and tried to fix the balance to make it more interesting that it could have turned into a true franchise instead of something they hide from.
Cyberpunk has sold 35 million copies, outpacing The Witcher 3, and is CD Projekt's main source of revenue: www.gamesindustry.biz/cyberpunk-20...
Cyberpunk 2077 has sold 35 million copies to date
Dystopian sci-fi blockbuster Cyberpunk 2077 has shifted over 35 million copies to date.
www.gamesindustry.biz
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I remain convinced that if Bethesda had invested in Starfield post-launch and tried to fix the balance to make it more interesting that it could have turned into a true franchise instead of something they hide from.
Native Pride Cultures in the Thanksgiving Parade is pretty cool.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Native Pride Cultures in the Thanksgiving Parade is pretty cool.
I will never, ever get over the fact that Onward is unlikely to get a sequel. True travesty for one of the GOAT animated movies.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I will never, ever get over the fact that Onward is unlikely to get a sequel. True travesty for one of the GOAT animated movies.
I already think the Halls of Fame are dumb for a variety of reasons but, if it happens, Frank Gore getting in will forever be the case in point.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I already think the Halls of Fame are dumb for a variety of reasons but, if it happens, Frank Gore getting in will forever be the case in point.
Three or four plays that, on a good team, would elevate an offense to something spectacular ... but on the Titans elevates the offense to almost sometimes looking good.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Three or four plays that, on a good team, would elevate an offense to something spectacular ... but on the Titans elevates the offense to almost sometimes looking good.
Latham really is straight trash. Hard to believe the "OL Guru" led the charge to pick this guy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Latham really is straight trash. Hard to believe the "OL Guru" led the charge to pick this guy.
Yep
Chimere Dike is the best returner in the league
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yep
The Titans cycle of offense:
20-30 plays: Cam is doing well but everyone else sucks.
1-2 plays: Oh, hey, this play is set up great. We just need Cam to do what he's been doi-.... well, he missed that throw. Great.
Rinse and repeat.
20-30 plays: Cam is doing well but everyone else sucks.
1-2 plays: Oh, hey, this play is set up great. We just need Cam to do what he's been doi-.... well, he missed that throw. Great.
Rinse and repeat.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Titans cycle of offense:
20-30 plays: Cam is doing well but everyone else sucks.
1-2 plays: Oh, hey, this play is set up great. We just need Cam to do what he's been doi-.... well, he missed that throw. Great.
Rinse and repeat.
20-30 plays: Cam is doing well but everyone else sucks.
1-2 plays: Oh, hey, this play is set up great. We just need Cam to do what he's been doi-.... well, he missed that throw. Great.
Rinse and repeat.
Recording a podcast on Cool Runnings tonight, then doing our year 3 recap.
Favorite topic:
Many enjoyed but ... Gentleman Bastards or T1 & T2
Worst topic:
Easily the bottom two; TMNT 1-3 or The Long Walk
Best Song:
Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel ... hat tip to Wonderwall and Princess Donut
Favorite topic:
Many enjoyed but ... Gentleman Bastards or T1 & T2
Worst topic:
Easily the bottom two; TMNT 1-3 or The Long Walk
Best Song:
Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel ... hat tip to Wonderwall and Princess Donut
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Recording a podcast on Cool Runnings tonight, then doing our year 3 recap.
Favorite topic:
Many enjoyed but ... Gentleman Bastards or T1 & T2
Worst topic:
Easily the bottom two; TMNT 1-3 or The Long Walk
Best Song:
Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel ... hat tip to Wonderwall and Princess Donut
Favorite topic:
Many enjoyed but ... Gentleman Bastards or T1 & T2
Worst topic:
Easily the bottom two; TMNT 1-3 or The Long Walk
Best Song:
Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel ... hat tip to Wonderwall and Princess Donut
Expedition 33 was a really good game, not a great one.
Lots of cutscenes, bad menus and it went on forever. I actually got distracted and never even finished it ... as did many others.
Lots of cutscenes, bad menus and it went on forever. I actually got distracted and never even finished it ... as did many others.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Expedition 33 was a really good game, not a great one.
Lots of cutscenes, bad menus and it went on forever. I actually got distracted and never even finished it ... as did many others.
Lots of cutscenes, bad menus and it went on forever. I actually got distracted and never even finished it ... as did many others.
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No, I do not want ChatGPT to have access to my tax information.
No, I do not want Windows to download malware because Copilot hallucinated.
No, I do not want all of my personal e-mails and files ingested by Gemini.
Fuck. Off. Just fuck off.
No, I do not want Windows to download malware because Copilot hallucinated.
No, I do not want all of my personal e-mails and files ingested by Gemini.
Fuck. Off. Just fuck off.
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
No, I do not want ChatGPT to have access to my tax information.
No, I do not want Windows to download malware because Copilot hallucinated.
No, I do not want all of my personal e-mails and files ingested by Gemini.
Fuck. Off. Just fuck off.
No, I do not want Windows to download malware because Copilot hallucinated.
No, I do not want all of my personal e-mails and files ingested by Gemini.
Fuck. Off. Just fuck off.