John A. MacBeaver
@jamacbeaver.bsky.social
Hopelessly immature, savagely irreverent buck-toothed wonder fumbles blindly through toxic smoke from the neighborhood dumpster fire, boldly deciphering the grade-school brain-salad of the day 🎬 📺 🥬 🙈
#ComingThisSummer 🎥 🍿
#TheBeav #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#ComingThisSummer 🎥 🍿
#TheBeav #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
Meanwhile, after some executive-branch edits to the shot list… ⚽️ 🎥—
#ThisIsAJokeRight #FIFAPeacePrize
#JustBarf 🤮 #FUFA 💨
#ImmaculateProduction #DressRelease 🎭
#GOPDOP 🎬
#DonaldScorcese 📣
#TheOfficialVersion™
#NothingNobelHere 👑
#HowManyWars? 🤣🤨🤥
#TheBeautifulGame 🐩
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#ThisIsAJokeRight #FIFAPeacePrize
#JustBarf 🤮 #FUFA 💨
#ImmaculateProduction #DressRelease 🎭
#GOPDOP 🎬
#DonaldScorcese 📣
#TheOfficialVersion™
#NothingNobelHere 👑
#HowManyWars? 🤣🤨🤥
#TheBeautifulGame 🐩
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Meanwhile, after some executive-branch edits to the shot list… ⚽️ 🎥—
#ThisIsAJokeRight #FIFAPeacePrize
#JustBarf 🤮 #FUFA 💨
#ImmaculateProduction #DressRelease 🎭
#GOPDOP 🎬
#DonaldScorcese 📣
#TheOfficialVersion™
#NothingNobelHere 👑
#HowManyWars? 🤣🤨🤥
#TheBeautifulGame 🐩
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#ThisIsAJokeRight #FIFAPeacePrize
#JustBarf 🤮 #FUFA 💨
#ImmaculateProduction #DressRelease 🎭
#GOPDOP 🎬
#DonaldScorcese 📣
#TheOfficialVersion™
#NothingNobelHere 👑
#HowManyWars? 🤣🤨🤥
#TheBeautifulGame 🐩
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
Meanwhile in a White House Powder Room— 😳
“Loser. Absolute loser. Pathetic. Sad, actually. Zero talent. I’m talking. Don’t interrupt me when I’m interrupting you. YOU’RE FIRED, piggy!” 🐷✨
#SecurityRemoveThisMan
#IsEverythingOKInThereSir
#MogulDownMogulDown 🚽
#MirrorMirror
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪞
“Loser. Absolute loser. Pathetic. Sad, actually. Zero talent. I’m talking. Don’t interrupt me when I’m interrupting you. YOU’RE FIRED, piggy!” 🐷✨
#SecurityRemoveThisMan
#IsEverythingOKInThereSir
#MogulDownMogulDown 🚽
#MirrorMirror
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪞
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Meanwhile in a White House Powder Room— 😳
“Loser. Absolute loser. Pathetic. Sad, actually. Zero talent. I’m talking. Don’t interrupt me when I’m interrupting you. YOU’RE FIRED, piggy!” 🐷✨
#SecurityRemoveThisMan
#IsEverythingOKInThereSir
#MogulDownMogulDown 🚽
#MirrorMirror
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪞
“Loser. Absolute loser. Pathetic. Sad, actually. Zero talent. I’m talking. Don’t interrupt me when I’m interrupting you. YOU’RE FIRED, piggy!” 🐷✨
#SecurityRemoveThisMan
#IsEverythingOKInThereSir
#MogulDownMogulDown 🚽
#MirrorMirror
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪞
Meanwhile… on a secure line — ☎️
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Meanwhile… on a secure line — ☎️
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
“I’ve been feeling a little emotional lately, Boo 😢 — we really did have some good times. 😭 Blahhh. Snort. (⏰ 5 min. later) I’m sorry… you know how I get.”
#WeNeverTalkAnymore
#IMissUs 🤼🍔
#BoarHunting 🐗
#RememberHelsinki 🫦💄
#IJustLoveYouOnAHorse 💋
#ComradesInArms 🤗
Breaking 🚨
Meanwhile… at Walter Reed —
Diagnostic Imaging clears Mar-a-Lago caddy at center of bombshell hot-mic gaffe:
🔈 “POTUS was dropping dank, smelly provisionals like a fairway chicken.”
#HotMicMoments🔥 #DooDooGate🐩💩 #RadiologyToday📰
#MrMRI🏆 #HonestGolfer📝
#TheMeanwhileUniverse ⛳️ #Fore 🐓
Meanwhile… at Walter Reed —
Diagnostic Imaging clears Mar-a-Lago caddy at center of bombshell hot-mic gaffe:
🔈 “POTUS was dropping dank, smelly provisionals like a fairway chicken.”
#HotMicMoments🔥 #DooDooGate🐩💩 #RadiologyToday📰
#MrMRI🏆 #HonestGolfer📝
#TheMeanwhileUniverse ⛳️ #Fore 🐓
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Breaking 🚨
Meanwhile… at Walter Reed —
Diagnostic Imaging clears Mar-a-Lago caddy at center of bombshell hot-mic gaffe:
🔈 “POTUS was dropping dank, smelly provisionals like a fairway chicken.”
#HotMicMoments🔥 #DooDooGate🐩💩 #RadiologyToday📰
#MrMRI🏆 #HonestGolfer📝
#TheMeanwhileUniverse ⛳️ #Fore 🐓
Meanwhile… at Walter Reed —
Diagnostic Imaging clears Mar-a-Lago caddy at center of bombshell hot-mic gaffe:
🔈 “POTUS was dropping dank, smelly provisionals like a fairway chicken.”
#HotMicMoments🔥 #DooDooGate🐩💩 #RadiologyToday📰
#MrMRI🏆 #HonestGolfer📝
#TheMeanwhileUniverse ⛳️ #Fore 🐓
Meanwhile… in Florence—
#PoliticalSatire #Machiavelli
#PerDire 🇮🇹 #MammasBoy 🥛
#NoNotTheVotingMachines 🗳️🙈🫢
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#PoliticalSatire #Machiavelli
#PerDire 🇮🇹 #MammasBoy 🥛
#NoNotTheVotingMachines 🗳️🙈🫢
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Meanwhile… in Florence—
#PoliticalSatire #Machiavelli
#PerDire 🇮🇹 #MammasBoy 🥛
#NoNotTheVotingMachines 🗳️🙈🫢
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#PoliticalSatire #Machiavelli
#PerDire 🇮🇹 #MammasBoy 🥛
#NoNotTheVotingMachines 🗳️🙈🫢
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
Swapped my old profile pic for this #VirileYoungBeauty 😎 (check it out 👆)
The old one was ⚱️💨🤮 #YerSuchAStiffJohnny — bless his petrified heart 🫣
#SexyTailBitch 💅🦫
#PondLightning ⚡️
#PastPrimeMinisters 🎩
#TheBeav #TheMeanwhileUniverse 📸
The old one was ⚱️💨🤮 #YerSuchAStiffJohnny — bless his petrified heart 🫣
#SexyTailBitch 💅🦫
#PondLightning ⚡️
#PastPrimeMinisters 🎩
#TheBeav #TheMeanwhileUniverse 📸
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Swapped my old profile pic for this #VirileYoungBeauty 😎 (check it out 👆)
The old one was ⚱️💨🤮 #YerSuchAStiffJohnny — bless his petrified heart 🫣
#SexyTailBitch 💅🦫
#PondLightning ⚡️
#PastPrimeMinisters 🎩
#TheBeav #TheMeanwhileUniverse 📸
The old one was ⚱️💨🤮 #YerSuchAStiffJohnny — bless his petrified heart 🫣
#SexyTailBitch 💅🦫
#PondLightning ⚡️
#PastPrimeMinisters 🎩
#TheBeav #TheMeanwhileUniverse 📸
Meanwhile at breakfast…
His Excellency Pete Hoekstra, U.S. Ambassador to Nielsen Dairy, cries over pretty much everything 🥛🍳🥚🥓
#SoMuchExcellence 🙀🏅 #GetOverYourself #GoHome 🍼 #Whiner 🙉 #NuffSaid 🥱
#TwoPercentStatesmanship
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🐮
His Excellency Pete Hoekstra, U.S. Ambassador to Nielsen Dairy, cries over pretty much everything 🥛🍳🥚🥓
#SoMuchExcellence 🙀🏅 #GetOverYourself #GoHome 🍼 #Whiner 🙉 #NuffSaid 🥱
#TwoPercentStatesmanship
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🐮
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Meanwhile at breakfast…
His Excellency Pete Hoekstra, U.S. Ambassador to Nielsen Dairy, cries over pretty much everything 🥛🍳🥚🥓
#SoMuchExcellence 🙀🏅 #GetOverYourself #GoHome 🍼 #Whiner 🙉 #NuffSaid 🥱
#TwoPercentStatesmanship
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🐮
His Excellency Pete Hoekstra, U.S. Ambassador to Nielsen Dairy, cries over pretty much everything 🥛🍳🥚🥓
#SoMuchExcellence 🙀🏅 #GetOverYourself #GoHome 🍼 #Whiner 🙉 #NuffSaid 🥱
#TwoPercentStatesmanship
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🐮
Meanwhile… in the #LooneyTooniverse 🐷
22 Minutes unleashes an ACME-grade, off-the-rails “Caroline Leavitt” 🐔🫣🔥
Unhinged or unmedicated? 🤣 You decide 🫣
🤜 Kaboom! 🤯
Canada remains undefeated 🏆
#ManiaFromTheMethLab 🍄
#ThisHourHas22Minutes ⏰
#TheBeav #Comedy #MeanwhileUniverse
(🎥: CBC/22 Minutes)
22 Minutes unleashes an ACME-grade, off-the-rails “Caroline Leavitt” 🐔🫣🔥
Unhinged or unmedicated? 🤣 You decide 🫣
🤜 Kaboom! 🤯
Canada remains undefeated 🏆
#ManiaFromTheMethLab 🍄
#ThisHourHas22Minutes ⏰
#TheBeav #Comedy #MeanwhileUniverse
(🎥: CBC/22 Minutes)
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Meanwhile… in the #LooneyTooniverse 🐷
22 Minutes unleashes an ACME-grade, off-the-rails “Caroline Leavitt” 🐔🫣🔥
Unhinged or unmedicated? 🤣 You decide 🫣
🤜 Kaboom! 🤯
Canada remains undefeated 🏆
#ManiaFromTheMethLab 🍄
#ThisHourHas22Minutes ⏰
#TheBeav #Comedy #MeanwhileUniverse
(🎥: CBC/22 Minutes)
22 Minutes unleashes an ACME-grade, off-the-rails “Caroline Leavitt” 🐔🫣🔥
Unhinged or unmedicated? 🤣 You decide 🫣
🤜 Kaboom! 🤯
Canada remains undefeated 🏆
#ManiaFromTheMethLab 🍄
#ThisHourHas22Minutes ⏰
#TheBeav #Comedy #MeanwhileUniverse
(🎥: CBC/22 Minutes)
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Meanwhile… in Aisle 7—
Gesundheit 🤧💐
2-for-1 Dollarama Blowout 👊
#BlowWithAuthority 💨
#BougieBox 💖✨
#SoCute 🎀
#TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
Gesundheit 🤧💐
2-for-1 Dollarama Blowout 👊
#BlowWithAuthority 💨
#BougieBox 💖✨
#SoCute 🎀
#TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Meanwhile… in Aisle 7—
Gesundheit 🤧💐
2-for-1 Dollarama Blowout 👊
#BlowWithAuthority 💨
#BougieBox 💖✨
#SoCute 🎀
#TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
Gesundheit 🤧💐
2-for-1 Dollarama Blowout 👊
#BlowWithAuthority 💨
#BougieBox 💖✨
#SoCute 🎀
#TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
’Allo, America 💋
I’m-a Donaldo Giovanni Trumpelo…
I got-a something special for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre… quatro!
🇮🇹🍝🙀
#WhatsaMatterYou 🤷♂️
#GottaNoRespect 👋
#ItsANiceAPlace 🇺🇸
#ItsANotSoBad 😳
Ah shaddap-a you face!
#ShaddapYourFace
#JoeDolce #Parody
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
I’m-a Donaldo Giovanni Trumpelo…
I got-a something special for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre… quatro!
🇮🇹🍝🙀
#WhatsaMatterYou 🤷♂️
#GottaNoRespect 👋
#ItsANiceAPlace 🇺🇸
#ItsANotSoBad 😳
Ah shaddap-a you face!
#ShaddapYourFace
#JoeDolce #Parody
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
’Allo, America 💋
I’m-a Donaldo Giovanni Trumpelo…
I got-a something special for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre… quatro!
🇮🇹🍝🙀
#WhatsaMatterYou 🤷♂️
#GottaNoRespect 👋
#ItsANiceAPlace 🇺🇸
#ItsANotSoBad 😳
Ah shaddap-a you face!
#ShaddapYourFace
#JoeDolce #Parody
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
I’m-a Donaldo Giovanni Trumpelo…
I got-a something special for you, ready?
Uno, duo, tre… quatro!
🇮🇹🍝🙀
#WhatsaMatterYou 🤷♂️
#GottaNoRespect 👋
#ItsANiceAPlace 🇺🇸
#ItsANotSoBad 😳
Ah shaddap-a you face!
#ShaddapYourFace
#JoeDolce #Parody
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
[ 🔈 Man of Constant Sorrow 🎻 ]
#Orvis 🪰 #Sage 🌿 #TFO 🐟 #GLoomis 🐛
#BreakALeg 🦵 #Abe 🎖️ #Theatre 🎭 #BlessHisHeart 🙏
#TheGrandOldParty 🐘 #LegendsOfTheFall 🎣✨
#Orvis 🪰 #Sage 🌿 #TFO 🐟 #GLoomis 🐛
#BreakALeg 🦵 #Abe 🎖️ #Theatre 🎭 #BlessHisHeart 🙏
#TheGrandOldParty 🐘 #LegendsOfTheFall 🎣✨
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
[ 🔈 Man of Constant Sorrow 🎻 ]
#Orvis 🪰 #Sage 🌿 #TFO 🐟 #GLoomis 🐛
#BreakALeg 🦵 #Abe 🎖️ #Theatre 🎭 #BlessHisHeart 🙏
#TheGrandOldParty 🐘 #LegendsOfTheFall 🎣✨
#Orvis 🪰 #Sage 🌿 #TFO 🐟 #GLoomis 🐛
#BreakALeg 🦵 #Abe 🎖️ #Theatre 🎭 #BlessHisHeart 🙏
#TheGrandOldParty 🐘 #LegendsOfTheFall 🎣✨
Signal detected… 📡
Origin: Unknown 🪐
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
#FreeRadioBursts 📻
#IntergalacticSatire
#StayTuned
#StayWeird
#FollowTheBeav 👨🚀
Origin: Unknown 🪐
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
#FreeRadioBursts 📻
#IntergalacticSatire
#StayTuned
#StayWeird
#FollowTheBeav 👨🚀
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Signal detected… 📡
Origin: Unknown 🪐
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
#FreeRadioBursts 📻
#IntergalacticSatire
#StayTuned
#StayWeird
#FollowTheBeav 👨🚀
Origin: Unknown 🪐
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
#FreeRadioBursts 📻
#IntergalacticSatire
#StayTuned
#StayWeird
#FollowTheBeav 👨🚀
Meanwhile… in Her Late Majesty’s wardrobe— 👗👒
#ClosetRoyalist 👑
#WeAllGrieveDifferently 🛍️👠🍔
#PretenderInChief
#VelvetTeddy 🧸💄
#MACCosmetics
#GoDonnyGo 💃🏼
#GreatBallsOfFire ☄️
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#ClosetRoyalist 👑
#WeAllGrieveDifferently 🛍️👠🍔
#PretenderInChief
#VelvetTeddy 🧸💄
#MACCosmetics
#GoDonnyGo 💃🏼
#GreatBallsOfFire ☄️
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Meanwhile… in Her Late Majesty’s wardrobe— 👗👒
#ClosetRoyalist 👑
#WeAllGrieveDifferently 🛍️👠🍔
#PretenderInChief
#VelvetTeddy 🧸💄
#MACCosmetics
#GoDonnyGo 💃🏼
#GreatBallsOfFire ☄️
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#ClosetRoyalist 👑
#WeAllGrieveDifferently 🛍️👠🍔
#PretenderInChief
#VelvetTeddy 🧸💄
#MACCosmetics
#GoDonnyGo 💃🏼
#GreatBallsOfFire ☄️
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
Meanwhile… at the Border 🙈
#SnowbirdProblems 🪿
#BorderlineAbsurdity
#PrintThis 🖕
#TheBeav 🦫 #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸 • #WTF 🤷♂️
#SnowbirdProblems 🪿
#BorderlineAbsurdity
#PrintThis 🖕
#TheBeav 🦫 #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸 • #WTF 🤷♂️
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Meanwhile… at the Border 🙈
#SnowbirdProblems 🪿
#BorderlineAbsurdity
#PrintThis 🖕
#TheBeav 🦫 #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸 • #WTF 🤷♂️
#SnowbirdProblems 🪿
#BorderlineAbsurdity
#PrintThis 🖕
#TheBeav 🦫 #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸 • #WTF 🤷♂️
BREAKING 🚨: (Alleged) Russian Safe House Exposed 🇷🇺
(Source: 🔍 Alfred E. Neumanov)
#LocationRedacted ▓▓▓
#RedDon #akaKrasnov 🕵️ #akaSvetlana 💄
#CapitalDecay #BallroomBuffoonery #YouCantBuyGoodTaste 🤮
#WittyLeaks 🚰
(Source: 🔍 Alfred E. Neumanov)
#LocationRedacted ▓▓▓
#RedDon #akaKrasnov 🕵️ #akaSvetlana 💄
#CapitalDecay #BallroomBuffoonery #YouCantBuyGoodTaste 🤮
#WittyLeaks 🚰
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
BREAKING 🚨: (Alleged) Russian Safe House Exposed 🇷🇺
(Source: 🔍 Alfred E. Neumanov)
#LocationRedacted ▓▓▓
#RedDon #akaKrasnov 🕵️ #akaSvetlana 💄
#CapitalDecay #BallroomBuffoonery #YouCantBuyGoodTaste 🤮
#WittyLeaks 🚰
(Source: 🔍 Alfred E. Neumanov)
#LocationRedacted ▓▓▓
#RedDon #akaKrasnov 🕵️ #akaSvetlana 💄
#CapitalDecay #BallroomBuffoonery #YouCantBuyGoodTaste 🤮
#WittyLeaks 🚰
Meanwhile… in Rachel, Nevada 🦂 — processing delays continue 😢
#Area51 #GreyPower 👽 #AlienSatire #WhatGraciousHosts
#ColdAsICE #StateSanctionedCruelty #KarmaAlert ⚖️
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
#Area51 #GreyPower 👽 #AlienSatire #WhatGraciousHosts
#ColdAsICE #StateSanctionedCruelty #KarmaAlert ⚖️
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Meanwhile… in Rachel, Nevada 🦂 — processing delays continue 😢
#Area51 #GreyPower 👽 #AlienSatire #WhatGraciousHosts
#ColdAsICE #StateSanctionedCruelty #KarmaAlert ⚖️
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
#Area51 #GreyPower 👽 #AlienSatire #WhatGraciousHosts
#ColdAsICE #StateSanctionedCruelty #KarmaAlert ⚖️
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
Meanwhile… in the Situation Room—
when the mice are out… 🐁
#TheCatsWill 🙈
#AdultMontessori 🍼
#WhoGaveThemScissors ✂️
#DEAFCON1🚨
#Meow 🙀 #TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
when the mice are out… 🐁
#TheCatsWill 🙈
#AdultMontessori 🍼
#WhoGaveThemScissors ✂️
#DEAFCON1🚨
#Meow 🙀 #TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Meanwhile… in the Situation Room—
when the mice are out… 🐁
#TheCatsWill 🙈
#AdultMontessori 🍼
#WhoGaveThemScissors ✂️
#DEAFCON1🚨
#Meow 🙀 #TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
when the mice are out… 🐁
#TheCatsWill 🙈
#AdultMontessori 🍼
#WhoGaveThemScissors ✂️
#DEAFCON1🚨
#Meow 🙀 #TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐