John A. MacBeaver
@jamacbeaver.bsky.social
Political Satire. 🎭
SlowBurn. 🕯️
Logline 🎥
A savagely irreverent, buck-toothed wonder patrols the swamp, opining on the grade-school word salad oozing from the neighborhood dumpster fire.
🇨🇦🧯🇺🇸
#ResistFascism 🙏🕊️🇺🇦
#Pearls 🫦 #Asides 🤯
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
SlowBurn. 🕯️
Logline 🎥
A savagely irreverent, buck-toothed wonder patrols the swamp, opining on the grade-school word salad oozing from the neighborhood dumpster fire.
🇨🇦🧯🇺🇸
#ResistFascism 🙏🕊️🇺🇦
#Pearls 🫦 #Asides 🤯
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
Pinned
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REP. STEIL: Some Dems demands put at risk the safety of members of law enforcement
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
REP. STEIL: Some Dems demands put at risk the safety of members of law enforcement
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
CNBC: You mean like taking off their masks and having a badge that shows who they are?
STEIL: Well, they're known to their supervisors
CNBC: No other law enforcement officials in the US are allowed to wear masks
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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🚨BREAKING
Trump resigns. Calls MAGA “losers.” Laughs.
—moves to Little Saint James.
🥥🌴👙💰
[might be satire. might be foreshadowing 🤷♂️🔮]
#TimeWillTell 🕰️
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
Trump resigns. Calls MAGA “losers.” Laughs.
—moves to Little Saint James.
🥥🌴👙💰
[might be satire. might be foreshadowing 🤷♂️🔮]
#TimeWillTell 🕰️
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
🚨BREAKING
Trump resigns. Calls MAGA “losers.” Laughs.
—moves to Little Saint James.
🥥🌴👙💰
[might be satire. might be foreshadowing 🤷♂️🔮]
#TimeWillTell 🕰️
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
Trump resigns. Calls MAGA “losers.” Laughs.
—moves to Little Saint James.
🥥🌴👙💰
[might be satire. might be foreshadowing 🤷♂️🔮]
#TimeWillTell 🕰️
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
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🚨 BREAKING 📡 Unidentified object ejected from dark side of Uranus
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 💨
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 💨
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
🚨 BREAKING 📡 Unidentified object ejected from dark side of Uranus
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 💨
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 💨
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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ABOLISH ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 AM
ABOLISH ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
January 30, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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“If they showed [the Melania documentary] on a plane, people would still walk out."
- Variety
- Variety
January 30, 2026 at 8:20 AM
“If they showed [the Melania documentary] on a plane, people would still walk out."
- Variety
- Variety
January 30, 2026 at 9:43 AM
FILE PHOTO:
Scott Cement preparing for a deep dive in the Canadian waters of Lake Superior.
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🦞
Scott Cement preparing for a deep dive in the Canadian waters of Lake Superior.
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🦞
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 AM
FILE PHOTO:
Scott Cement preparing for a deep dive in the Canadian waters of Lake Superior.
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🦞
Scott Cement preparing for a deep dive in the Canadian waters of Lake Superior.
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🦞
🚨 BREAKING: Kristi Noem blames neighbors’ chickens for doxing Cricket. 🐓🐾
January 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
🚨 BREAKING: Kristi Noem blames neighbors’ chickens for doxing Cricket. 🐓🐾
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
🚨 BREAKING 📡 Unidentified object ejected from dark side of Uranus
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 💨
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 💨
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
🚨 BREAKING 📡 Unidentified object ejected from dark side of Uranus
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 💨
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 💨
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January 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
American taxpayers who produce a notarized copy of a ticket to the film “Melania” will receive a $2,000 tax rebate.
American taxpayers who produce a notarized copy of a ticket to the film “Melania” will receive a $2,000 tax rebate.
January 29, 2026 at 6:50 PM
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
American taxpayers who produce a notarized copy of a ticket to the film “Melania” will receive a $2,000 tax rebate.
American taxpayers who produce a notarized copy of a ticket to the film “Melania” will receive a $2,000 tax rebate.
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January 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
January 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
January 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Minnesota Drive-Ins announce a winter screening of Bye Bye Bovino. 🎬🍿💐💋
January 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Minnesota Drive-Ins announce a winter screening of Bye Bye Bovino. 🎬🍿💐💋
The Effects of Trickle-Down Leadership.
— America, apparently
[ 🎭 not a real poster… yet. ]
— America, apparently
[ 🎭 not a real poster… yet. ]
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The Effects of Trickle-Down Leadership.
— America, apparently
[ 🎭 not a real poster… yet. ]
— America, apparently
[ 🎭 not a real poster… yet. ]
January 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
🚨 BREAKING
The White House is doing damage control tonight, arguing that if Democratic snowplows had cooperated better, the historic winter storm would never have happened.
#MAGALogic
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
The White House is doing damage control tonight, arguing that if Democratic snowplows had cooperated better, the historic winter storm would never have happened.
#MAGALogic
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
January 26, 2026 at 10:29 PM
🚨 BREAKING
The White House is doing damage control tonight, arguing that if Democratic snowplows had cooperated better, the historic winter storm would never have happened.
#MAGALogic
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
The White House is doing damage control tonight, arguing that if Democratic snowplows had cooperated better, the historic winter storm would never have happened.
#MAGALogic
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸