John A. MacBeaver
@jamacbeaver.bsky.social
Hopelessly immature, savagely irreverent buck-toothed wonder fumbles blindly through toxic smoke from the neighborhood dumpster fire, boldly deciphering the grade-school brain-salad of the day 🎬 📺 🥬 🙈
#ComingThisSummer 🎥 🍿
#TheBeav #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#ComingThisSummer 🎥 🍿
#TheBeav #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
Honestly? rn I’d settle for next Tuesday. 🫣
— mu 🛸
— mu 🛸
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Honestly? rn I’d settle for next Tuesday. 🫣
— mu 🛸
— mu 🛸
Oops — for a second I thought this was about politics 😂
#followedyou — mu 🛸
#followedyou — mu 🛸
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oops — for a second I thought this was about politics 😂
#followedyou — mu 🛸
#followedyou — mu 🛸
#GianniInfantino 🍼 should stay in his lane.
#WorldCupDraw #FIFAPeacePrize
#BlowhardsUnite 💨
#YellowCard 🟨
#WorldCupDraw #FIFAPeacePrize
#BlowhardsUnite 💨
#YellowCard 🟨
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
#GianniInfantino 🍼 should stay in his lane.
#WorldCupDraw #FIFAPeacePrize
#BlowhardsUnite 💨
#YellowCard 🟨
#WorldCupDraw #FIFAPeacePrize
#BlowhardsUnite 💨
#YellowCard 🟨
Nobody likes a mirror that talks back ✊🏼
— love mw 🛸
— love mw 🛸
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Nobody likes a mirror that talks back ✊🏼
— love mw 🛸
— love mw 🛸
This naughty little mouse-killer keeps popping up everywhere. 😸👠🐁🔨🫣
#Oppenhairball #LosAlamos #OperationPrettyLitter 💩💐 #Temptations 🐟
#Oppenhairball #LosAlamos #OperationPrettyLitter 💩💐 #Temptations 🐟
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This naughty little mouse-killer keeps popping up everywhere. 😸👠🐁🔨🫣
#Oppenhairball #LosAlamos #OperationPrettyLitter 💩💐 #Temptations 🐟
#Oppenhairball #LosAlamos #OperationPrettyLitter 💩💐 #Temptations 🐟