Jalpster
@jalpster1.bsky.social
The continuing adventures of a carefree spirit! 25 years hence!
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Jalpster
@jalpster1.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Ok, now that the dust has settled here's a proper introduction:
I'm Jalpster! Into writing, video games, and just about having fun around here! Plase make use of ✨ Sky Follower Bridge ✨ to find your mutuals that also jumped ship.
Also 20 more characters than Twitter is golden.
I'm Jalpster! Into writing, video games, and just about having fun around here! Plase make use of ✨ Sky Follower Bridge ✨ to find your mutuals that also jumped ship.
Also 20 more characters than Twitter is golden.
Never trusting mobile keyboards again.
Accidentally got banned from Penguin Origins for typo'ing the word "add".
Blame me for the stubby fingers, but got away with a close shave back in 2013.
Accidentally got banned from Penguin Origins for typo'ing the word "add".
Blame me for the stubby fingers, but got away with a close shave back in 2013.
October 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Never trusting mobile keyboards again.
Accidentally got banned from Penguin Origins for typo'ing the word "add".
Blame me for the stubby fingers, but got away with a close shave back in 2013.
Accidentally got banned from Penguin Origins for typo'ing the word "add".
Blame me for the stubby fingers, but got away with a close shave back in 2013.
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so itchio has shadowbanned any games tagged with 'nsfw', 'adult', or 'erotic' so they don't show up in searches, and several devs have reported that their r18 games have been removed from the site with no warning
July 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
so itchio has shadowbanned any games tagged with 'nsfw', 'adult', or 'erotic' so they don't show up in searches, and several devs have reported that their r18 games have been removed from the site with no warning
If I were able to, I would have posted a photo of me flipping the bird at fireworks to say "FUCK YOU" to the 77 million assholes that voted to destroy Democracy last November.
July 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If I were able to, I would have posted a photo of me flipping the bird at fireworks to say "FUCK YOU" to the 77 million assholes that voted to destroy Democracy last November.
A Walmart that is the closest to my house no longer sells trading cards of any kind due to FUCKING SCALPERS.
These scums of the earth are resorting to stealing packs en masse, ruining many children's dreams of owning their favorite cards.
For those that are responsible for this... Fuck you.
These scums of the earth are resorting to stealing packs en masse, ruining many children's dreams of owning their favorite cards.
For those that are responsible for this... Fuck you.
June 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A Walmart that is the closest to my house no longer sells trading cards of any kind due to FUCKING SCALPERS.
These scums of the earth are resorting to stealing packs en masse, ruining many children's dreams of owning their favorite cards.
For those that are responsible for this... Fuck you.
These scums of the earth are resorting to stealing packs en masse, ruining many children's dreams of owning their favorite cards.
For those that are responsible for this... Fuck you.
Let me explain in the simplest terms:
The left is egg prices in my deep red state on the day of Inauguration. On the right is prices just after the BS "Liberation Day" #Tariffs.
THEY'VE FUCKING GONE UP SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE YOU MAGAT IDIOTS. Where's your cheaper egg prices to "own the libs?" FAFO.
The left is egg prices in my deep red state on the day of Inauguration. On the right is prices just after the BS "Liberation Day" #Tariffs.
THEY'VE FUCKING GONE UP SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE YOU MAGAT IDIOTS. Where's your cheaper egg prices to "own the libs?" FAFO.
April 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Let me explain in the simplest terms:
The left is egg prices in my deep red state on the day of Inauguration. On the right is prices just after the BS "Liberation Day" #Tariffs.
THEY'VE FUCKING GONE UP SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE YOU MAGAT IDIOTS. Where's your cheaper egg prices to "own the libs?" FAFO.
The left is egg prices in my deep red state on the day of Inauguration. On the right is prices just after the BS "Liberation Day" #Tariffs.
THEY'VE FUCKING GONE UP SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE YOU MAGAT IDIOTS. Where's your cheaper egg prices to "own the libs?" FAFO.
High Tariffs & taxes were what led to the American Revolution 250 years ago.
You're literally seeing history repeat itself. Now we just hope that good people will actually stop doing fuck all and revolt against it.
Maybe even do a recreation of the Boston Tea Party by dumping USDs into the bay.
You're literally seeing history repeat itself. Now we just hope that good people will actually stop doing fuck all and revolt against it.
Maybe even do a recreation of the Boston Tea Party by dumping USDs into the bay.
April 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
High Tariffs & taxes were what led to the American Revolution 250 years ago.
You're literally seeing history repeat itself. Now we just hope that good people will actually stop doing fuck all and revolt against it.
Maybe even do a recreation of the Boston Tea Party by dumping USDs into the bay.
You're literally seeing history repeat itself. Now we just hope that good people will actually stop doing fuck all and revolt against it.
Maybe even do a recreation of the Boston Tea Party by dumping USDs into the bay.
I got me and a friend of mine out of an annoying relationship with a little kid.
Sucked bad for the kid, but I got Palworld from it so this is ill-gotten gains.
Man, I feel bad already.
Sucked bad for the kid, but I got Palworld from it so this is ill-gotten gains.
Man, I feel bad already.
February 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I got me and a friend of mine out of an annoying relationship with a little kid.
Sucked bad for the kid, but I got Palworld from it so this is ill-gotten gains.
Man, I feel bad already.
Sucked bad for the kid, but I got Palworld from it so this is ill-gotten gains.
Man, I feel bad already.
A 12+ year long pursuit by me to regain the trust of an artist that I used to like growing up has ended today in a disappointing "no" reply.
February 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A 12+ year long pursuit by me to regain the trust of an artist that I used to like growing up has ended today in a disappointing "no" reply.
Every single news post I see about the idiot in chief, the more I wish that millions of people immediately spark a new American Revolution to throw him and every MAGA Republican out of office.
January 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Every single news post I see about the idiot in chief, the more I wish that millions of people immediately spark a new American Revolution to throw him and every MAGA Republican out of office.
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Remember:
It can be sad. It can be tragic. It can be disgusting and depressing and discouraging.
But it doesn’t have to mean this is who we are now. It’s what our country is doing right now and that’s not the same as who we are.
Who we are isn’t up to him.
It can be sad. It can be tragic. It can be disgusting and depressing and discouraging.
But it doesn’t have to mean this is who we are now. It’s what our country is doing right now and that’s not the same as who we are.
Who we are isn’t up to him.
January 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Remember:
It can be sad. It can be tragic. It can be disgusting and depressing and discouraging.
But it doesn’t have to mean this is who we are now. It’s what our country is doing right now and that’s not the same as who we are.
Who we are isn’t up to him.
It can be sad. It can be tragic. It can be disgusting and depressing and discouraging.
But it doesn’t have to mean this is who we are now. It’s what our country is doing right now and that’s not the same as who we are.
Who we are isn’t up to him.
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Protect your peace.
There are going to be people coming after you simply for existing. But they NEED you. They NEED to get a reaction from bullying you. They NEED the fix.
Block them and just enjoy your life. They hate that.
Take their toxic joy out of their hands and send them back to the cave.
There are going to be people coming after you simply for existing. But they NEED you. They NEED to get a reaction from bullying you. They NEED the fix.
Block them and just enjoy your life. They hate that.
Take their toxic joy out of their hands and send them back to the cave.
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Protect your peace.
There are going to be people coming after you simply for existing. But they NEED you. They NEED to get a reaction from bullying you. They NEED the fix.
Block them and just enjoy your life. They hate that.
Take their toxic joy out of their hands and send them back to the cave.
There are going to be people coming after you simply for existing. But they NEED you. They NEED to get a reaction from bullying you. They NEED the fix.
Block them and just enjoy your life. They hate that.
Take their toxic joy out of their hands and send them back to the cave.
If I had the editing skills or access to photoshop, tomorrow I would have posted a video of the Moonfall from Majora's Mask at the moment of Inauguration but instead paste Kamala Harris's head over Link's and replaced the titular mask with the face of Donald Trump while he laughs evily.
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If I had the editing skills or access to photoshop, tomorrow I would have posted a video of the Moonfall from Majora's Mask at the moment of Inauguration but instead paste Kamala Harris's head over Link's and replaced the titular mask with the face of Donald Trump while he laughs evily.
48 Hours until Inauguration
January 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
48 Hours until Inauguration
Speaking of which, it's time to count down the days before American Democracy ends. 72 hours until Inaguration.
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Speaking of which, it's time to count down the days before American Democracy ends. 72 hours until Inaguration.
I missed an opportunity 4 years ago during Biden's Inaguration to use "Dawn of a New Day to denote the end of Trump's first presidency.
And I remember commenting on youtube back in 2017 counting down to the days before Trump's inaguration on the Clock Town music.
And I remember commenting on youtube back in 2017 counting down to the days before Trump's inaguration on the Clock Town music.
January 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I missed an opportunity 4 years ago during Biden's Inaguration to use "Dawn of a New Day to denote the end of Trump's first presidency.
And I remember commenting on youtube back in 2017 counting down to the days before Trump's inaguration on the Clock Town music.
And I remember commenting on youtube back in 2017 counting down to the days before Trump's inaguration on the Clock Town music.
They deadass used Arial font for the Happy New Year design in Times Square because They all know that 4 years of suffering and hell awaits all of us under the Trump presidency.
Let's hope we have elections in 2028!
Let's hope we have elections in 2028!
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
They deadass used Arial font for the Happy New Year design in Times Square because They all know that 4 years of suffering and hell awaits all of us under the Trump presidency.
Let's hope we have elections in 2028!
Let's hope we have elections in 2028!
Some days I feel like shouting out to the skies saying "What the fuck am I supposed to do here, o' divine ones?"
December 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Some days I feel like shouting out to the skies saying "What the fuck am I supposed to do here, o' divine ones?"
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I ASK AGAIN WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL ON TWITTER
December 12, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I ASK AGAIN WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL ON TWITTER
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
I turned 25 yesterday. This is what I felt like.
November 26, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I turned 25 yesterday. This is what I felt like.
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November 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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One thing I miss from Twitter is how balloons would appear when you check the profile of someone on their birthday. They need to bring this over to Bluesky and it will be complete.
November 24, 2024 at 7:41 PM
One thing I miss from Twitter is how balloons would appear when you check the profile of someone on their birthday. They need to bring this over to Bluesky and it will be complete.
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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
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FYI if you're using the Pins feed, it's running behind since ~November 14th, 2024.
I don't have capacity to handle it right now, but I'll get to fixing it when I've got a chance in the next few days/weeks. The huge new influx of users and activity has been very exciting but my poor systems are sad.
I don't have capacity to handle it right now, but I'll get to fixing it when I've got a chance in the next few days/weeks. The huge new influx of users and activity has been very exciting but my poor systems are sad.
November 16, 2024 at 8:25 PM
FYI if you're using the Pins feed, it's running behind since ~November 14th, 2024.
I don't have capacity to handle it right now, but I'll get to fixing it when I've got a chance in the next few days/weeks. The huge new influx of users and activity has been very exciting but my poor systems are sad.
I don't have capacity to handle it right now, but I'll get to fixing it when I've got a chance in the next few days/weeks. The huge new influx of users and activity has been very exciting but my poor systems are sad.
My next doctor's appointment in 2025 is going to consist of my doctor saying "unfortunately we have discontinued your medicine, you must take essential oils from now on."
Instead of a flu shot you get essential oils to rub on your skin hoping that the flu doesn't get you.
Millions are going to die
Instead of a flu shot you get essential oils to rub on your skin hoping that the flu doesn't get you.
Millions are going to die
November 20, 2024 at 7:40 PM
My next doctor's appointment in 2025 is going to consist of my doctor saying "unfortunately we have discontinued your medicine, you must take essential oils from now on."
Instead of a flu shot you get essential oils to rub on your skin hoping that the flu doesn't get you.
Millions are going to die
Instead of a flu shot you get essential oils to rub on your skin hoping that the flu doesn't get you.
Millions are going to die