Jalpster
@jalpster1.bsky.social
The continuing adventures of a carefree spirit! 25 years hence!
Let me explain in the simplest terms:
The left is egg prices in my deep red state on the day of Inauguration. On the right is prices just after the BS "Liberation Day" #Tariffs.
THEY'VE FUCKING GONE UP SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE YOU MAGAT IDIOTS. Where's your cheaper egg prices to "own the libs?" FAFO.
The left is egg prices in my deep red state on the day of Inauguration. On the right is prices just after the BS "Liberation Day" #Tariffs.
THEY'VE FUCKING GONE UP SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE YOU MAGAT IDIOTS. Where's your cheaper egg prices to "own the libs?" FAFO.
April 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Let me explain in the simplest terms:
The left is egg prices in my deep red state on the day of Inauguration. On the right is prices just after the BS "Liberation Day" #Tariffs.
THEY'VE FUCKING GONE UP SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE YOU MAGAT IDIOTS. Where's your cheaper egg prices to "own the libs?" FAFO.
The left is egg prices in my deep red state on the day of Inauguration. On the right is prices just after the BS "Liberation Day" #Tariffs.
THEY'VE FUCKING GONE UP SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE YOU MAGAT IDIOTS. Where's your cheaper egg prices to "own the libs?" FAFO.
If I had the editing skills or access to photoshop, tomorrow I would have posted a video of the Moonfall from Majora's Mask at the moment of Inauguration but instead paste Kamala Harris's head over Link's and replaced the titular mask with the face of Donald Trump while he laughs evily.
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If I had the editing skills or access to photoshop, tomorrow I would have posted a video of the Moonfall from Majora's Mask at the moment of Inauguration but instead paste Kamala Harris's head over Link's and replaced the titular mask with the face of Donald Trump while he laughs evily.
48 Hours until Inauguration
January 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
48 Hours until Inauguration
Speaking of which, it's time to count down the days before American Democracy ends. 72 hours until Inaguration.
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Speaking of which, it's time to count down the days before American Democracy ends. 72 hours until Inaguration.
Might as well post something about me that is comforting.
This is my comfort animal, a Crobat plushie.
His name is Yacker.
I can't fathom sleeping at night without my sky puppy plushie next to me.
Yacker deserves all the love from me until the day I die.
This is my comfort animal, a Crobat plushie.
His name is Yacker.
I can't fathom sleeping at night without my sky puppy plushie next to me.
Yacker deserves all the love from me until the day I die.
November 13, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Might as well post something about me that is comforting.
This is my comfort animal, a Crobat plushie.
His name is Yacker.
I can't fathom sleeping at night without my sky puppy plushie next to me.
Yacker deserves all the love from me until the day I die.
This is my comfort animal, a Crobat plushie.
His name is Yacker.
I can't fathom sleeping at night without my sky puppy plushie next to me.
Yacker deserves all the love from me until the day I die.
Waiting for the day that this starts streaming again on Inauguration day for four years straight.
November 7, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Waiting for the day that this starts streaming again on Inauguration day for four years straight.
I FINALLY DEACTIVATED MY TWITTER
November 5, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I FINALLY DEACTIVATED MY TWITTER