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@jalen.bsky.social
30. Earl on the other app. Therapist, gamer, anime fan, tech worker, Lions fan during 0-16. Metro Detroiter. Someone that you want to know.
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Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
CONWAY, AR—Faced with claims that he was too old to be living in the moment and enjoying life to the fullest, free-spirited man Daniel Lambert was informed Wednesday that it was time to grow up and st...
theonion.com
September 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
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Yes, they can make robots that replace workers, but until they make robots that buy the useless crap that they produce, I don't see much point.
February 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yes, they can make robots that replace workers, but until they make robots that buy the useless crap that they produce, I don't see much point.
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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Government jobs allowed a lot of Black folks to achieve upward mobility. I can't help but think the long-term plan is to take our Black asses back to 1944 America.
January 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Government jobs allowed a lot of Black folks to achieve upward mobility. I can't help but think the long-term plan is to take our Black asses back to 1944 America.
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the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born
January 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born
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joe biden seriously waited until the last 6 days of his presidency to take cuba off the state sponsors of terrorism and economic embargo lists because he thought he would win florida lmfao jesus christ
January 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
joe biden seriously waited until the last 6 days of his presidency to take cuba off the state sponsors of terrorism and economic embargo lists because he thought he would win florida lmfao jesus christ
No fucking shit
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
No fucking shit
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mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women
January 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women
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Two of the top five and four of the top 25 primetime programs watched in 2024 involved the Detroit Lions.
December 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Two of the top five and four of the top 25 primetime programs watched in 2024 involved the Detroit Lions.
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images you can hear
December 17, 2024 at 11:52 PM
images you can hear
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that was clean ass punt block and return by the rams
December 8, 2024 at 10:06 PM
that was clean ass punt block and return by the rams
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Dragon Ball Daima is such a wholesome series 🥹
December 7, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Dragon Ball Daima is such a wholesome series 🥹
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December 7, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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your son’s a sick man with sick thoughts,
i need niggas like him should die
i need niggas like him should die
December 7, 2024 at 4:16 AM
your son’s a sick man with sick thoughts,
i need niggas like him should die
i need niggas like him should die
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all of the above tbh
The person who came up with them undoubtedly was a yt man that a) hated his family b) wanted an excuse to drink with coworkers and/or c) drunkenly hit on his receptionist.
December 6, 2024 at 4:08 PM
all of the above tbh
it takes so much violence upon the world to make a billion dollars
There’s a lot of discourse about CEOs and billionaires right now. It’s hard to have this convo on TikTok but I think Bluesky can handle it with nuance.
Are all billionaires bad?
Are all billionaires bad?
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 PM
it takes so much violence upon the world to make a billion dollars
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If I’m still alive the hope for real lovers live on
December 6, 2024 at 3:13 PM
If I’m still alive the hope for real lovers live on
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Napoleon, December 3, 1812
i've sobered up and the cold is getting to me so I may have to retreat from history
December 3, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Napoleon, December 3, 1812
I had two people reschedule today and tbh I’m fine. I’m tired
December 4, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I had two people reschedule today and tbh I’m fine. I’m tired
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Having a cool jacket really matters, idk .
December 4, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Having a cool jacket really matters, idk .
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Nothing used to kill a buzz faster than Nickelodeon’s worldwide day of play
December 4, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Nothing used to kill a buzz faster than Nickelodeon’s worldwide day of play