Jalapeño Overdrive
@jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social
Middle aged ethical edgelord and registered 'world's deadliest MILF'. Just because I play Virtua Fighter doesn't mean I'm any good at it. (I play other fighting games too sometimes) I have hella ADHD, be warned. She/Her. Avatar By @crossmirage.bsky.social
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It is not enough that minors do not interact with me; they must cease to exist when around me.
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I think someone should give me $200 for having to deal with this.
I poked a bunch of holes in my leg and all of them just started bleeding like crazy...I kept trying and eventually got it, but now I have three bandages covering five different holes...none of them being the final one.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I think someone should give me $200 for having to deal with this.
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Oh no...it's stab time...
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Oh no...it's stab time...
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![Tits - Big
Ass - Big
Thighs - HUMONGOUS
Personality - Disorder
[black haired anime girl in a black dress and red jacket holding a can of beer]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eo27grztl5mjj62p3kr4k3bz/bafkreiewc6xyoxe6mwwu7i3g4v2zqbe2b4gorgr7ykmey4e3vo3bicocle@jpeg)
Me, at sixteen wringing my hands all like "Heheheheheheh, I'm a metal-head, so if I grow out my hair, and wear eyeliner, and black nail polish, no one will ever suspect a thing...they'll all think that's typical behavior for a boy..." 😈
I never had frosted tips, but I absolutely did spike my hair. I actually grew out my bangs and spiked them along the sides of my face; everything else was short.
I was a lesbian even before I accepted myself as a woman is what I'm saying.
I was a lesbian even before I accepted myself as a woman is what I'm saying.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Me, at sixteen wringing my hands all like "Heheheheheheh, I'm a metal-head, so if I grow out my hair, and wear eyeliner, and black nail polish, no one will ever suspect a thing...they'll all think that's typical behavior for a boy..." 😈
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always remember this
May 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
always remember this
I'm scratching off some old nail polish on my thumb and right now it kinda looks like my county.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm scratching off some old nail polish on my thumb and right now it kinda looks like my county.
Me getting my picture taken at age nine.
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me getting my picture taken at age nine.
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New OC couple pose challenge just dropped
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
New OC couple pose challenge just dropped
Geoff Keighley with the frosted tips was out here trying to steal your underwear and at the time everyone was just okay with that. It was seen as "normal".
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Geoff Keighley with the frosted tips was out here trying to steal your underwear and at the time everyone was just okay with that. It was seen as "normal".
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haha yeah how do you like that? youre exploded now, idiot
August 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
haha yeah how do you like that? youre exploded now, idiot
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Deleting some images and rediscovered this gem.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Deleting some images and rediscovered this gem.
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Bitches love it when my eyes are painted up like a gasoline puddle.
August 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Bitches love it when my eyes are painted up like a gasoline puddle.
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Nintendo on Samus: THAT'S what a bounty hunter is??!? Oh no, she would never do that!
Bridget Guilty Gear: I'm here to kill you for money :3
Bridget Guilty Gear: I'm here to kill you for money :3
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nintendo on Samus: THAT'S what a bounty hunter is??!? Oh no, she would never do that!
Bridget Guilty Gear: I'm here to kill you for money :3
Bridget Guilty Gear: I'm here to kill you for money :3
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just told my sons that making a big mess and then leaving it for someone else to tidy up is "without honor"
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
just told my sons that making a big mess and then leaving it for someone else to tidy up is "without honor"
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Vampire Knight Lacye 💕
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Vampire Knight Lacye 💕
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The original international man
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The original international man
I need you to understand that I love when women. It is absolutely necessary to comprehend this fact.
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I need you to understand that I love when women. It is absolutely necessary to comprehend this fact.
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I think about this image a lot
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I think about this image a lot
Damnit, I didn't go 0-2...I still have to wait to start cooking food...
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Damnit, I didn't go 0-2...I still have to wait to start cooking food...
It kinda icks me out a bit when people in queer and adjacent spaces treat dudes in a similar way to how the typical cis het dude will treat sexually appealing women; and I don't know if they realize what they're doing and think it's transgressive (It's not) or if they don't. Either way, cut it out.
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It kinda icks me out a bit when people in queer and adjacent spaces treat dudes in a similar way to how the typical cis het dude will treat sexually appealing women; and I don't know if they realize what they're doing and think it's transgressive (It's not) or if they don't. Either way, cut it out.
I'm gonna do the worst thing I can possibly do for my mental health right now and sign up for a tournament for a game I barely ever play.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm gonna do the worst thing I can possibly do for my mental health right now and sign up for a tournament for a game I barely ever play.
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freaking epic that's what
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
freaking epic that's what
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM