Jake Slocum: It's weird, right?
@jakewrites.bsky.social
Lumberjack| Farmer| Comedian| Writer - formerly Creepshow: The Game, Dread Central, Syfy Portal, Cracked, others.
...there's still time *I look behind me and the pages on my calendar begin flying off comically*
September 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
...there's still time *I look behind me and the pages on my calendar begin flying off comically*
It's a certified banger.
September 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's a certified banger.
*in gravel voice* these mitochondrial terrorists burnt down the whole opera house!
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
*in gravel voice* these mitochondrial terrorists burnt down the whole opera house!