Trump pardons Mr. Horton, aka, “Bicycle Man”

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

I don’t post often, you may have noticed. But today I watched a film I’m doing a small role in. It’s called The Electric State. In my humble opinion it is a gorgeous, fun, often funny and ultimately moving film gorgeously performed by my colleagues and masterfully directed by Russo Bros. Hope u love

Per NBA Official

Anthony Edwards’ (MIN) technical foul at the end of the 2nd quarter on 1/17/25 (vs. NYK) has been rescinded upon league office review.

Feel free to lip read this

#Vikings QB Sam Darnold posted a 112.3 passer rating vs. Seattle, marking his 12th such game this season.

Darnold now holds the NFL record for the most games with 100.0+ passer rating in a player's first season with a team since 1950.

#Skol

Vintage

Time to do what I should have done on every other platform left behind: exploit my cat.

#lookatgilly