jakevass.bsky.social
@jakevass.bsky.social
John Rambo would have punted but the suits in DC made him run a gadget play
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
don't even know which body part to consider I got a guy for that
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Not Spergon’ to a Wynn currently
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
JJ McCrappy
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
also more tartar sauce on the filet-o-fish PLEASE
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
human scum exhibit 10,000,000?
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
that's right
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don't remember him saying rip
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Did Megadeth reinstate him on bass
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
see: every salesman
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
once saw em walk off the stage & stop a show super short due to the audience talking too loudly. the forgotten rock rule
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
praying he got a free Whopper
September 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A Gaydjacent person made it
August 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sweep the goddamn floor
July 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
His name must have been in there telling the elite cabal to knock it off
July 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
There was a 90s band called Slow _______
July 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
legalize it
July 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This could help her to be the last MN senator to be arrested by Feds
July 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
he raps tho
July 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Blair Walsh was a hoax
July 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
nobody wearing a shirt in Latin could be an evil man
June 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Born yesterday?
June 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Finger licking goo
June 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM