jakethescienceguy (he/him)
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if ghosts were real then i would be kissing them right now
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
when I go into papa murphys to pick up my pizza they always say "hey look everybody, it's papa's little man!" even if I've never been to that one before I'm getting considered
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when I go into papa murphys to pick up my pizza they always say "hey look everybody, it's papa's little man!" even if I've never been to that one before I'm getting considered
Sometimes the more you learn about a person the more you dislike them. Quentin Tarantino is one of those people for me. Just an absolute creep and weirdo slate.com/culture/2025...
The New Version of Kill Bill Is Both More Satisfying and More Disturbing
The Whole Bloody Affair changed the way I saw Tarantino’s epic revenge film—and so did the reporting about its making.
slate.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Sometimes the more you learn about a person the more you dislike them. Quentin Tarantino is one of those people for me. Just an absolute creep and weirdo slate.com/culture/2025...
guy who pronounces "jalapeños" as "jolly penis"
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
guy who pronounces "jalapeños" as "jolly penis"
Recently my DnD group started doing this thing where we write like flashbacks about our characters that we read out of character just for the players before we start a session. This week is my first turn writing and I'm so excited to read this to my friends and see their reactions
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Recently my DnD group started doing this thing where we write like flashbacks about our characters that we read out of character just for the players before we start a session. This week is my first turn writing and I'm so excited to read this to my friends and see their reactions
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also there's a new deogie up on tinyview: tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
also there's a new deogie up on tinyview: tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
uh oh
No no, you see, we *can't* change our Taco Bell habits now! Not until we're *at least* 66.
Possibly 83.
www.popsci.com/health/brain...
Possibly 83.
www.popsci.com/health/brain...
Your brain changes at 9, 32, 66, and 83
Brain scans of 3,802 people show how the brain’s structure changes at four major turning points.
www.popsci.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
uh oh
Its not a lie if it was the brain worm that did it
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he d...
theonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Its not a lie if it was the brain worm that did it
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Lol this game rules
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Lol this game rules
My monk defeated the Netherbrain with the incredible power of violence about a week ago so I've been playing a new file trying to be evil for the rest of the achievements I love this game so much
This time around I'm trying a gnome monk and I'm really enjoying it. Monks feel really strong early game because of how many attacks they can do even before level five. And because I'm playing without mods on I'm not stupidly overpowered so I'm also letting myself fail stuff more often
For the second time now I've beaten Baldur's Gate 3 but it was modded kinda heavily and I made it too easy and missed out on achievements. Tomorrow my adventure begins again, I love this game
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My monk defeated the Netherbrain with the incredible power of violence about a week ago so I've been playing a new file trying to be evil for the rest of the achievements I love this game so much
The last few days I've been watching a lot of random found footage horror movies and the thing about the genre is that most of them are bad but the good ones are great
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The last few days I've been watching a lot of random found footage horror movies and the thing about the genre is that most of them are bad but the good ones are great
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Help, my infinite number of monkeys keeps writing smutty little stories about Christmas elves
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Help, my infinite number of monkeys keeps writing smutty little stories about Christmas elves
Just finished watching this full special and it's so good
Raise your hand if you like jazz 🖐️ @electrolemon.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just finished watching this full special and it's so good
Sometimes I think about how I'm 8th grade sex ed I asked my teacher about what would happen if an egg was fertilized and somehow had more than 2 chromosomes and she insisted it was impossible and then 5 years later in a freshman psych class I learned that was either a lie or she didn't really know
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Sometimes I think about how I'm 8th grade sex ed I asked my teacher about what would happen if an egg was fertilized and somehow had more than 2 chromosomes and she insisted it was impossible and then 5 years later in a freshman psych class I learned that was either a lie or she didn't really know
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Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
Just beat Baldur's Gate 3 again time to immediately start another new file but this time I'm going to be evil Durge I love you daddy Bhaal
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Just beat Baldur's Gate 3 again time to immediately start another new file but this time I'm going to be evil Durge I love you daddy Bhaal
Damn this article sucks lmao in between valid criticism of the Democrat party she sounds like she's upset that not all people in the party treated her ideas like pure gold? And then no connection to how any of this actually lead to a vote for a man who promised none of what she wanted from dems
This isn't even the first time she's written this article for the Free Press! www.thefp.com/p/democrat-f...
I Raised $50 Million for the Democrats. This Week, I Voted for Trump.
The Democratic Party turned its back on me and my family long before I turned my back on it.
www.thefp.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Damn this article sucks lmao in between valid criticism of the Democrat party she sounds like she's upset that not all people in the party treated her ideas like pure gold? And then no connection to how any of this actually lead to a vote for a man who promised none of what she wanted from dems
DAMMIT RIAN YOU'VE FAILED US it would have been perfect
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
DAMMIT RIAN YOU'VE FAILED US it would have been perfect
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I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
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I am going to say this only once but fuck these white racists. Fuck them to hell.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said that Muslims are a “threat to our freedom” on Tuesday as he targeted the largest Muslim civil rights organization in the U.S. with a foreign terrorist organization label in an escalation of a movement of anti-Muslim hate in the state.
Abbott Says Muslims Are “Threat to Our Freedom” as He Targets Civil Rights Group With Terrorist Designation
Governors do not have the authority to designate groups as a foreign terrorist organization.
truthout.org
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I am going to say this only once but fuck these white racists. Fuck them to hell.
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do you think guys named jake say they’re gonna jake off
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
do you think guys named jake say they’re gonna jake off