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Jake
@jakephin.bsky.social
31. Space, Baseball, Auto Racing, and Doggies. I'm a dolphin in my spare time.

Oregon, USA
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you: wow i cant believe you missed me with your katana

me: oh did i now

you:
September 29, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Mmmmmm, deep fried turkey on a pot farm.
November 24, 2023 at 1:27 AM
The ghost of a tomatillo!
October 30, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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lets get this party started
October 30, 2023 at 9:19 PM
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𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘪𝘧𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘶𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘦. 𝘍𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳...

🦊twin: @kartfox.bsky.social
📷: @braytonbadger.bsky.social
October 29, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Oh Oregon, where you legally dispose of hundreds of pounds of unsold cannabis with a bigass bonfire.
October 30, 2023 at 2:17 AM
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This is in the acknowledgments page of Wolf of Withervale. Truly, thank you 💕
October 5, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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I'm on this now.
October 4, 2023 at 4:38 AM
In 2001, Randy Johnson killed a bird with a pitch. The Dbacks won the World Series.

In 2023, Zac Gallen killed a bird with a pitch.

I'm just saying.
October 4, 2023 at 3:35 AM
The seeds are DONE. Two gallons of dill pickle, one each of plain salted and black pepper, and a half of an experimental smoked batch with Cajun seasoning.

Only like, eight hours of constant roasting. They're so good. ;_;
October 3, 2023 at 9:27 AM
Approximately five gallons of seeeeeeeeds. Salt for scale.
October 1, 2023 at 11:02 PM
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Anyway here’s the floor plan for the Junior one bedroom. I’m going to citizens arrest someone
October 1, 2023 at 7:53 PM
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bark! ThisPup is now on BlueSky! This is not exciting infurmation fur u but there it is! hi!
September 22, 2023 at 2:39 AM
I would please like to speak to the person's manager who decided that the OG IBM Model M needed a slim 7/32" or 5.5mm nut driver for disassembly.
September 22, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Huh. Android password manager recognizes the quoted text in a quote reply as a password that should be saved.

@bsky.app
September 21, 2023 at 8:54 PM
"Ensure your large knot faces the enemy at all times."
September 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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Oh hell no I don't need that kind of guilt tripping from my spouse
September 18, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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September 18, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Great time at Mt. Angel Oktoberfest today. TINY BEER.
September 18, 2023 at 2:51 AM
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Iceberg Efficiency xkcd.com/2829
September 15, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Oh we eatin' sunflower seeds SOON.

This is the first set of heads, we have at least three dozen more still on the stalks.
September 15, 2023 at 10:22 PM