Jake-Martin Thomas
@jakemartinoftom.bsky.social
Technically the ex-boyfriend of the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest representative of Andorra. Almost tripped up Andrew Strauss at a late-night comedy gig once.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(I don't really do selfies, or cute for that matter)
(I don't really do selfies, or cute for that matter)
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(I don't really do selfies, or cute for that matter)
(I don't really do selfies, or cute for that matter)
If I think the world would be a better place if more people did a thing, and I therefore started to do that thing, who amongst you would feel inspired by me?
Show of hands, please.
Show of hands, please.
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If I think the world would be a better place if more people did a thing, and I therefore started to do that thing, who amongst you would feel inspired by me?
Show of hands, please.
Show of hands, please.
Enhance a book!
Catch-23
Catch-23
Enhance a book!
Oranges are Probably the Best Fruit
Oranges are Probably the Best Fruit
Enhance a book!
The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe, and the Bedside Table.
The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe, and the Bedside Table.
September 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Enhance a book!
Catch-23
Catch-23
Slightly diminish a book:
The Colour of Trickery
The Colour of Trickery
Slightly diminish a book:
Breakfast of Participants
Breakfast of Participants
Slightly diminish a book:
Sense and Insensibility
Sense and Insensibility
September 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Slightly diminish a book:
The Colour of Trickery
The Colour of Trickery
Slightly diminish a book:
Spamlet
Spamlet
Slightly diminish a book:
Breakfast of Participants
Breakfast of Participants
Slightly diminish a book:
Sense and Insensibility
Sense and Insensibility
September 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Slightly diminish a book:
Spamlet
Spamlet
Reposted by Jake-Martin Thomas
🔔 ALERT!
One extra performance before my train back to London. Not to be missed!
This Sunday morning, 11:30am!
Hoots @ The Apex!
📢 TELL EVERYONE this is really short notice.
One extra performance before my train back to London. Not to be missed!
This Sunday morning, 11:30am!
Hoots @ The Apex!
📢 TELL EVERYONE this is really short notice.
August 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
🔔 ALERT!
One extra performance before my train back to London. Not to be missed!
This Sunday morning, 11:30am!
Hoots @ The Apex!
📢 TELL EVERYONE this is really short notice.
One extra performance before my train back to London. Not to be missed!
This Sunday morning, 11:30am!
Hoots @ The Apex!
📢 TELL EVERYONE this is really short notice.
August 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@weaselspoon.bsky.social No Fringe this year?! :-(
July 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
@weaselspoon.bsky.social No Fringe this year?! :-(
Whenever I watch a @robinince.bsky.social DVD my internal monologue starts to speak in his voice and at his speed.
The way my Fringe spreadsheet is panning out I'll watch him live for 2 shows back to back on Friday 15, and quite possibly for another hour in the evening the same day...
The way my Fringe spreadsheet is panning out I'll watch him live for 2 shows back to back on Friday 15, and quite possibly for another hour in the evening the same day...
July 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Whenever I watch a @robinince.bsky.social DVD my internal monologue starts to speak in his voice and at his speed.
The way my Fringe spreadsheet is panning out I'll watch him live for 2 shows back to back on Friday 15, and quite possibly for another hour in the evening the same day...
The way my Fringe spreadsheet is panning out I'll watch him live for 2 shows back to back on Friday 15, and quite possibly for another hour in the evening the same day...
During the US presidential campaign some people were arguing the government was controlling the weather.
By that logic Trump is directly to blame for the deadly floods in West Virginia.
By that logic Trump is directly to blame for the deadly floods in West Virginia.
June 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
During the US presidential campaign some people were arguing the government was controlling the weather.
By that logic Trump is directly to blame for the deadly floods in West Virginia.
By that logic Trump is directly to blame for the deadly floods in West Virginia.
Here's a fun physics experiment you can do at home (well, at the Vatican): If everyone looks away from the chimney we'll both have and not have a new pope at the same time.
May 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Here's a fun physics experiment you can do at home (well, at the Vatican): If everyone looks away from the chimney we'll both have and not have a new pope at the same time.
Movies you've watched more than 6 times using gifs.
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Stsr Trek, or LOTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Stsr Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Movies you've watched more than 6 times using gifs.
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Stsr Trek, or LOTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Stsr Trek, or LOTR)
@theacms.bsky.social I took a picture of a cat from Leiria Castle in Portugal.
April 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
@theacms.bsky.social I took a picture of a cat from Leiria Castle in Portugal.
@privateeyenews.bsky.social One for you, perhaps?
Just remembering the greatest pairing of adverts I ever saw.
March 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
@privateeyenews.bsky.social One for you, perhaps?
Chilies in the snow.
February 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Chilies in the snow.
"Comedians obsessed with 'wokeness' are the ones ruining comedy" by Bec Shaw, via Stewart Lee's newsletter:
heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/p/comedians-...
heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/p/comedians-...
Comedians obsessed with 'wokeness' are the ones ruining comedy
there's nothing less funny than old lazy jokes about cancel culture that we've heard before
heterosexualnonsense.substack.com
January 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"Comedians obsessed with 'wokeness' are the ones ruining comedy" by Bec Shaw, via Stewart Lee's newsletter:
heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/p/comedians-...
heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/p/comedians-...
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
Just joined, for the same reason as everybody else.
Apologies if I forget to read what you post, or if I have forgotten to follow you. I've gotten out of the habit of using social media.
I'm ready to leave again once this pub is filled with toxic fumes too.
Apologies if I forget to read what you post, or if I have forgotten to follow you. I've gotten out of the habit of using social media.
I'm ready to leave again once this pub is filled with toxic fumes too.
November 26, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Just joined, for the same reason as everybody else.
Apologies if I forget to read what you post, or if I have forgotten to follow you. I've gotten out of the habit of using social media.
I'm ready to leave again once this pub is filled with toxic fumes too.
Apologies if I forget to read what you post, or if I have forgotten to follow you. I've gotten out of the habit of using social media.
I'm ready to leave again once this pub is filled with toxic fumes too.