Jake Keller
@jakekeller72.bsky.social
Michigan football fan. Detroit pro sports across the board. I enjoy hanging out with my wife @hnnhkllr and lifting weights. Was once good at golf.
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Jake Keller
@jakekeller72.bsky.social
· Feb 2
You guys remember in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows when Ron listened to the radio to see if the death eaters had captured any of his family? That’s feeling more real every day for our immigrant friends.
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Thank you Senator Cory Booker. This guy truly cares about the people he represents.
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Thank you Senator Cory Booker. This guy truly cares about the people he represents.
Happy Friday, everyone!
March 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy Friday, everyone!
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No bone spurs detected.
March 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No bone spurs detected.
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Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals.
The pro-life party: This is an outrage!
RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio.
The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!
The pro-life party: This is an outrage!
RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio.
The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!
March 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals.
The pro-life party: This is an outrage!
RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio.
The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!
The pro-life party: This is an outrage!
RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio.
The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
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Been seriously considering relocating to CO, and this will make it that much more difficult.
Brittany Pettersen is a badass!
Brittany Pettersen is a badass!
February 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Been seriously considering relocating to CO, and this will make it that much more difficult.
Brittany Pettersen is a badass!
Brittany Pettersen is a badass!
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Via Mastodon: made me chuckle
February 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Via Mastodon: made me chuckle
Bought “The Hobbit” today. I look forward to reading it.
February 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bought “The Hobbit” today. I look forward to reading it.
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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
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Of course the Democrats will be going to Houston to find and interview voters who were laid off , to ask them what their expectations of the new administration were and how they feel they are doing at the moment. And posting here and everywhere. Right ?
On Fox Business this morning, Chevron Chair and CEO Mike Wirth discusses all of the records that the company has broken last year.
"Record" production, record distributions to shareholders, etc...
Yet they're laying off 15%-20% of their workforce.
Vile.
"Record" production, record distributions to shareholders, etc...
Yet they're laying off 15%-20% of their workforce.
Vile.
February 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Of course the Democrats will be going to Houston to find and interview voters who were laid off , to ask them what their expectations of the new administration were and how they feel they are doing at the moment. And posting here and everywhere. Right ?
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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Curious-
Has anybody moved from a red state to a blue state? What was your experience like? Has your life improved overall?
Has anybody moved from a red state to a blue state? What was your experience like? Has your life improved overall?
February 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Curious-
Has anybody moved from a red state to a blue state? What was your experience like? Has your life improved overall?
Has anybody moved from a red state to a blue state? What was your experience like? Has your life improved overall?
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Well… today I have my first DOGE subcommittee hearing along with a Judiciary hearing, all while DC is snowed in!
If I had normal coworkers & the country wasn’t going to hell lead by DOGE Douchebags, I’d say, “nothing to see here,” but something tells me, today is going to be pure insanity…
If I had normal coworkers & the country wasn’t going to hell lead by DOGE Douchebags, I’d say, “nothing to see here,” but something tells me, today is going to be pure insanity…
February 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Well… today I have my first DOGE subcommittee hearing along with a Judiciary hearing, all while DC is snowed in!
If I had normal coworkers & the country wasn’t going to hell lead by DOGE Douchebags, I’d say, “nothing to see here,” but something tells me, today is going to be pure insanity…
If I had normal coworkers & the country wasn’t going to hell lead by DOGE Douchebags, I’d say, “nothing to see here,” but something tells me, today is going to be pure insanity…
This. I love the “Michigan football” portion of Twitter. Hopefully @bsky.app gains more sports fans as time goes on.
80m as it stands now. Anyone interested in sports and integrated AI summaries, still goes there for scores and more in-depth summaries.
The sooner @bsky.app adds those features, the more users twitter loses, lowering the number of users @bsky.app needs to supplant Twitter as the first app opened
The sooner @bsky.app adds those features, the more users twitter loses, lowering the number of users @bsky.app needs to supplant Twitter as the first app opened
Mark how many users do you think Bluesky needs to be considered a peer competitor to X? I was thinking about 50 million.
February 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This. I love the “Michigan football” portion of Twitter. Hopefully @bsky.app gains more sports fans as time goes on.
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Sitting on a gold mine.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sitting on a gold mine.
Tell them, Stephen King!
February 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Tell them, Stephen King!
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DEI explained
February 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
DEI explained