Angie’s soup man
@jakeinthebox.bsky.social
She does do illegal things with soup
A holiday party playlist only needs to have 20% holiday music.
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A holiday party playlist only needs to have 20% holiday music.
The Etsy witch that cursed Charlie Kirk is really doing the most this week.
Breaking News: Rep. Nancy Pelosi, the only female House speaker, said she would retire in 2027, ending a run as one of the most powerful women in U.S. politics. nyti.ms/3XkTV49
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The Etsy witch that cursed Charlie Kirk is really doing the most this week.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
So if Democrats give in, poor people will die from lack of healthcare. And if they don’t give in, poor people will die from starvation. Am I understanding this correctly?
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
So if Democrats give in, poor people will die from lack of healthcare. And if they don’t give in, poor people will die from starvation. Am I understanding this correctly?
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
Dodgers organist pulling out some Twin Peaks theme. 🔥🔥
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Dodgers organist pulling out some Twin Peaks theme. 🔥🔥
Remembering the time I dressed up as beloved mystery writer Mary Higgins Clark for Halloween when I worked at a bookstore and my lesbian coworker thought I was trans and I had to spend the next 8 hours hovering at the midpoint of liberal and conservative panic.
July 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Remembering the time I dressed up as beloved mystery writer Mary Higgins Clark for Halloween when I worked at a bookstore and my lesbian coworker thought I was trans and I had to spend the next 8 hours hovering at the midpoint of liberal and conservative panic.
Da fuck is a Jet 2 holiday?
July 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Da fuck is a Jet 2 holiday?
I unironically love it when men much younger than me make me call them daddy.
July 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I unironically love it when men much younger than me make me call them daddy.
I’m convinced that people who are looking to get married are just trying to get someone else to carry their burden of existence.
June 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m convinced that people who are looking to get married are just trying to get someone else to carry their burden of existence.
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at some point with peonies it’s like, okay: relax
May 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
at some point with peonies it’s like, okay: relax
Happy IML weekend to all who cele-gape
May 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Happy IML weekend to all who cele-gape
After 2 years of careful deliberation I have finally selected a new set of sheets. Thank you.
May 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
After 2 years of careful deliberation I have finally selected a new set of sheets. Thank you.
You want me to touch grass?!? You mean the neighborhood dog toilet???
April 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You want me to touch grass?!? You mean the neighborhood dog toilet???
Losing the T9 keyboard was the worst moment for people who have things to say after they’ve been drinking.
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Losing the T9 keyboard was the worst moment for people who have things to say after they’ve been drinking.
Joe Biden: When I was president there were no plane crashes….now uh….so many….*stares into distance*…uh trains.
February 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Joe Biden: When I was president there were no plane crashes….now uh….so many….*stares into distance*…uh trains.
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People frantically googling “egg replacement” and finding themselves in the Architect room from The Matrix Reloaded with their one vegan friend who has 20 food allergies holding bowl of Chia seed.
February 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
People frantically googling “egg replacement” and finding themselves in the Architect room from The Matrix Reloaded with their one vegan friend who has 20 food allergies holding bowl of Chia seed.
I have swept away your offenses like a cloud, your sins like the morning mist. Return to me, for I have redeemed you. 🙏🙏🙏
February 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I have swept away your offenses like a cloud, your sins like the morning mist. Return to me, for I have redeemed you. 🙏🙏🙏
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Fun fact: a Canadian woman is called a ‘Canadienne’
February 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fun fact: a Canadian woman is called a ‘Canadienne’
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sending this post from a crosswalk where a car DARED to honk at me to hurry up mid-crossing. he’s honking while i write this lmao he’s so mad. i’m not going to walk away until i’m confident you’ve learned something slugger
February 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
sending this post from a crosswalk where a car DARED to honk at me to hurry up mid-crossing. he’s honking while i write this lmao he’s so mad. i’m not going to walk away until i’m confident you’ve learned something slugger
Just watched the most corporate man I’ve ever seen arrive at the pool with his light blue button down oxford tucked into his swim shorts.
January 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just watched the most corporate man I’ve ever seen arrive at the pool with his light blue button down oxford tucked into his swim shorts.
Two stunningly beautiful men at the pool today, and me.
January 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Two stunningly beautiful men at the pool today, and me.
If you voted for Trump I will never speak to you again. Also if you didn’t (I just don’t like people)
January 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you voted for Trump I will never speak to you again. Also if you didn’t (I just don’t like people)
Affirmative action
January 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Affirmative action