Jake Collinson
@jakec91.bsky.social
Something witty will go here oh and #SAFC
Now THIS is the lightest I've been in years.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Now THIS is the lightest I've been in years.
Over the last few months I started a weight loss journey, and even if I don't/can't see the differences at times looking at myself in the mirror, I look back on old pictures and see how far I've come and changed.
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Over the last few months I started a weight loss journey, and even if I don't/can't see the differences at times looking at myself in the mirror, I look back on old pictures and see how far I've come and changed.
Weekly weigh-in time, and would you look at that.
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Weekly weigh-in time, and would you look at that.
Well, that's a positive.
September 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Well, that's a positive.
Genuine tears were shed today by me, this is not an understatement (or is it overstatement?) on my behalf. I have always struggled with weight, I have always struggled with diets.
This, while it may be a lot for some, this is the lowest I've weighed since 2009. I have achieved something 😭😭
This, while it may be a lot for some, this is the lowest I've weighed since 2009. I have achieved something 😭😭
July 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Genuine tears were shed today by me, this is not an understatement (or is it overstatement?) on my behalf. I have always struggled with weight, I have always struggled with diets.
This, while it may be a lot for some, this is the lowest I've weighed since 2009. I have achieved something 😭😭
This, while it may be a lot for some, this is the lowest I've weighed since 2009. I have achieved something 😭😭
Where we were, to where we are now 😎 my best mate Ruby 🐶💓
July 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Where we were, to where we are now 😎 my best mate Ruby 🐶💓
Me and my best mate Ruby 😎.
Nearly 8 months old now she is, and I wouldn't change her (okay maybe stop eating my New Balance trainers) for the world.
Nearly 8 months old now she is, and I wouldn't change her (okay maybe stop eating my New Balance trainers) for the world.
May 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me and my best mate Ruby 😎.
Nearly 8 months old now she is, and I wouldn't change her (okay maybe stop eating my New Balance trainers) for the world.
Nearly 8 months old now she is, and I wouldn't change her (okay maybe stop eating my New Balance trainers) for the world.
She is 100% better now, and going on (4.. FOUR?!?!) daily walks.
Least it's keeping my blood pressure down, she'll grow into that harness, and (hopefully) no more unexpected trips to the vets for her.
Least it's keeping my blood pressure down, she'll grow into that harness, and (hopefully) no more unexpected trips to the vets for her.
April 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
She is 100% better now, and going on (4.. FOUR?!?!) daily walks.
Least it's keeping my blood pressure down, she'll grow into that harness, and (hopefully) no more unexpected trips to the vets for her.
Least it's keeping my blood pressure down, she'll grow into that harness, and (hopefully) no more unexpected trips to the vets for her.
What the fuck have they done to the battery logo? No I don't want the % inside the battery icon...
April 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What the fuck have they done to the battery logo? No I don't want the % inside the battery icon...
Update.
She's walking fine on the leg now, happy days, no x-ray or MRIs needed on her. They said full strength will come back with confidence and more walks.
Here she is after he 2nd groom earlier today , she looks happy as punch.
She's walking fine on the leg now, happy days, no x-ray or MRIs needed on her. They said full strength will come back with confidence and more walks.
Here she is after he 2nd groom earlier today , she looks happy as punch.
March 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Update.
She's walking fine on the leg now, happy days, no x-ray or MRIs needed on her. They said full strength will come back with confidence and more walks.
Here she is after he 2nd groom earlier today , she looks happy as punch.
She's walking fine on the leg now, happy days, no x-ray or MRIs needed on her. They said full strength will come back with confidence and more walks.
Here she is after he 2nd groom earlier today , she looks happy as punch.
Romaine Mundle receiving racial abuse.
Jesus Christ man...
Jesus Christ man...
February 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Romaine Mundle receiving racial abuse.
Jesus Christ man...
Jesus Christ man...
Ruby is on crate rest.
Have a very frantic, traumatic and in the end soothing visit to the vets, she has sprained her leg.
😞
Have a very frantic, traumatic and in the end soothing visit to the vets, she has sprained her leg.
😞
February 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ruby is on crate rest.
Have a very frantic, traumatic and in the end soothing visit to the vets, she has sprained her leg.
😞
Have a very frantic, traumatic and in the end soothing visit to the vets, she has sprained her leg.
😞
Few or far between accidents in the house, but she's (nearly) house trained.
Few accidents being in her crate overnight (once in the last month) and once in her play area. (Yes she has a play area) In the same amount of time.
It's somewhat easy this puppy malarkey
Few accidents being in her crate overnight (once in the last month) and once in her play area. (Yes she has a play area) In the same amount of time.
It's somewhat easy this puppy malarkey
February 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Few or far between accidents in the house, but she's (nearly) house trained.
Few accidents being in her crate overnight (once in the last month) and once in her play area. (Yes she has a play area) In the same amount of time.
It's somewhat easy this puppy malarkey
Few accidents being in her crate overnight (once in the last month) and once in her play area. (Yes she has a play area) In the same amount of time.
It's somewhat easy this puppy malarkey
Ruby went for a groom today.
As you can tell she looks proud as punch, and she got many compliments off the staff in the parlour, and made many friends there.
She's got a better social life than me.
As you can tell she looks proud as punch, and she got many compliments off the staff in the parlour, and made many friends there.
She's got a better social life than me.
January 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Ruby went for a groom today.
As you can tell she looks proud as punch, and she got many compliments off the staff in the parlour, and made many friends there.
She's got a better social life than me.
As you can tell she looks proud as punch, and she got many compliments off the staff in the parlour, and made many friends there.
She's got a better social life than me.
Yes she is my best friend.
Yes I am sad for saying so.
Yes I am sad for saying so.
January 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yes she is my best friend.
Yes I am sad for saying so.
Yes I am sad for saying so.
She may be a villain at times, but I don't know what I'd do without my little sidekick now.
January 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
She may be a villain at times, but I don't know what I'd do without my little sidekick now.
What a brilliant signing.
January 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What a brilliant signing.
This is tonight's offering though
December 24, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is tonight's offering though
Just ordered this fleece for myself, I am aware this makes me feel old, wait I am 33...that's old isn't it?
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Just ordered this fleece for myself, I am aware this makes me feel old, wait I am 33...that's old isn't it?
I've gotta bump those numbers up.
December 13, 2024 at 8:31 AM
I've gotta bump those numbers up.