Jake Procino 👾
@jake0-0procino.bsky.social
Jake (he/him) Economist (19-3011) in Portland (🌹) || Interests: 🎶 🥏🪴⚽️🏎️
BERGER OMG
JAYDEN SHAW OMG
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
BERGER OMG
JAYDEN SHAW OMG
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
JAYDEN SHAW OMG
Reposted by Jake Procino 👾
got a fun likely scorigami in bills-bucs. not only would 44-32 be scorigami, but just about any other score from this point would be
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
got a fun likely scorigami in bills-bucs. not only would 44-32 be scorigami, but just about any other score from this point would be
Gabe Davis??!!
Gabe Davis??
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gabe Davis??!!
No Shavers November is over
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
No Shavers November is over
Reposted by Jake Procino 👾
Can’t believe Todd Bowles went for it on fourth down
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Can’t believe Todd Bowles went for it on fourth down
I love dramatic irony, it’s the best
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I love dramatic irony, it’s the best
bro slenderman balling
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
bro slenderman balling
How is this game 0-0
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How is this game 0-0
Katseye and Tate McRae should be megastars. They’ve the looks, the dance moves, the stage presence — but their music is tragically mid. Please someone help them hire some better ghostwriters 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Katseye and Tate McRae should be megastars. They’ve the looks, the dance moves, the stage presence — but their music is tragically mid. Please someone help them hire some better ghostwriters 🙏
Racing Louisville omg
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Racing Louisville omg
Reposted by Jake Procino 👾
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Reposted by Jake Procino 👾
Reposted by Jake Procino 👾
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
Reposted by Jake Procino 👾
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
Reposted by Jake Procino 👾
NO FUCKING WAYYYY AGSHKTPTORKENEBFJIIDJDN ⚾️
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
NO FUCKING WAYYYY AGSHKTPTORKENEBFJIIDJDN ⚾️
The Dodgers will regret pulling Yamamoto
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Dodgers will regret pulling Yamamoto
WE’RE GONNA DO IT
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
WE’RE GONNA DO IT
Reposted by Jake Procino 👾
Just updated this post w 30+ new images!
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Just updated this post w 30+ new images!
WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL ⚾️
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL ⚾️
This game can only end if they pitch to Shohei
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
This game can only end if they pitch to Shohei