— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ
@jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social
The Sniper of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
Mean, vile, but pretty funny.
Mean, vile, but pretty funny.
Pinned
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⠀⠀⠀ᴛʜɪs ᴀɪɴ`ᴛ ɴᴏ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ɴᴏ 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ,
⠀⠀⠀ᴛʜɪs ᴀɪɴ`ᴛ ɴᴏ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ɴᴏ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ 𝑯𝑶𝑴𝑬 — ִ ᐟ
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⠀⠀⠀ᴛʜɪs ᴀɪɴ`ᴛ ɴᴏ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ɴᴏ 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ,
⠀⠀⠀ᴛʜɪs ᴀɪɴ`ᴛ ɴᴏ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ɴᴏ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ 𝑯𝑶𝑴𝑬 — ִ ᐟ
I am reactivating this account to debunk claims that Gems has been making about me, give this a read.
February 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I am reactivating this account to debunk claims that Gems has been making about me, give this a read.
This project is retired. Due to the presence of certain actors (named sexual predator) I feel in the best interest for my safety to voluntarily leave.
Thank you, so long and thanks for all the fish.
Thank you, so long and thanks for all the fish.
September 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This project is retired. Due to the presence of certain actors (named sexual predator) I feel in the best interest for my safety to voluntarily leave.
Thank you, so long and thanks for all the fish.
Thank you, so long and thanks for all the fish.
Being evil kicks ass, boys! Heroes just get yelled at and pay taxes. I’m over here stealing smokes and living my best life.
>He just walked into a 7/11
>He just walked into a 7/11
September 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Being evil kicks ass, boys! Heroes just get yelled at and pay taxes. I’m over here stealing smokes and living my best life.
>He just walked into a 7/11
>He just walked into a 7/11
"Hooligans are a gang, but we also got merch. Bark has a podcast, Bean does TikTok dances and I used to have a YouTube channel. Million subs, old buddy. Oh and we stream on twitch!
How you think I pay Krypt and the fools.x
How you think I pay Krypt and the fools.x
"I've already met a bad boy I'd be good toxic yaoi material but that shit is somehow noxious to the planet…"
Scratching his head.
"What branding are we talking about?!"
Scratching his head.
"What branding are we talking about?!"
See handsome! You already know the niche! We're the type that people write yaoi fanfiction about.
Trust me, that's really good for the brand, believe it or not.
Trust me, that's really good for the brand, believe it or not.
September 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"Hooligans are a gang, but we also got merch. Bark has a podcast, Bean does TikTok dances and I used to have a YouTube channel. Million subs, old buddy. Oh and we stream on twitch!
How you think I pay Krypt and the fools.x
How you think I pay Krypt and the fools.x
"My love language is stealing experimental weapons from the military and playing with them! "
Double finger guns.
"Believe it or not, I got a hookup. Another cowboy like me! He can get anything!"
Double finger guns.
"Believe it or not, I got a hookup. Another cowboy like me! He can get anything!"
—D-Dear god. . . Someone who finally understands me. . .~
Lizard in love.
—If ya' behave, probably I can show you my secret repository with the most spectacular weapons you could ever see~
Lizard in love.
—If ya' behave, probably I can show you my secret repository with the most spectacular weapons you could ever see~
Me, you, some Chardonnay, little music, and we talk about guns~
September 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
"My love language is stealing experimental weapons from the military and playing with them! "
Double finger guns.
"Believe it or not, I got a hookup. Another cowboy like me! He can get anything!"
Double finger guns.
"Believe it or not, I got a hookup. Another cowboy like me! He can get anything!"
See handsome! You already know the niche! We're the type that people write yaoi fanfiction about.
Trust me, that's really good for the brand, believe it or not.
Trust me, that's really good for the brand, believe it or not.
"I mean. I COULD, I damn fit with your aesthetics, but I don't want to get fired...
Or get into too much trouble.
I'm CLEARLY supposed to be the tough guy a goody two shoes thinks they can fix!"
Or get into too much trouble.
I'm CLEARLY supposed to be the tough guy a goody two shoes thinks they can fix!"
Still, you got that style. I'd let you hit at least twice.
If you ever wanna stop being a neutral Nelly, you can always join hooligans, ya dig!
If you ever wanna stop being a neutral Nelly, you can always join hooligans, ya dig!
September 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
See handsome! You already know the niche! We're the type that people write yaoi fanfiction about.
Trust me, that's really good for the brand, believe it or not.
Trust me, that's really good for the brand, believe it or not.
Still, you got that style. I'd let you hit at least twice.
If you ever wanna stop being a neutral Nelly, you can always join hooligans, ya dig!
If you ever wanna stop being a neutral Nelly, you can always join hooligans, ya dig!
"I have to be consistent: even keeping it like this takes some real effort!
And I'm not BAD, I'm technically Neutral.",
And I'm not BAD, I'm technically Neutral.",
Eh. I think you're handsome as is. Rugged bad boy look does it for me.
September 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Still, you got that style. I'd let you hit at least twice.
If you ever wanna stop being a neutral Nelly, you can always join hooligans, ya dig!
If you ever wanna stop being a neutral Nelly, you can always join hooligans, ya dig!
Eh. I think you're handsome as is. Rugged bad boy look does it for me.
Styling his hair.
... He's particular about how it looks, okay?
... He's particular about how it looks, okay?
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Eh. I think you're handsome as is. Rugged bad boy look does it for me.
Oh.
To be fair, that's a funny one. I should write that down.
To be fair, that's a funny one. I should write that down.
" Last time I offered, ya went on 'bout how ya didn't wanna see, n' I quote—
'The Staypuft Marshmallow Man melting from just the treadmill' . "
'The Staypuft Marshmallow Man melting from just the treadmill' . "
September 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh.
To be fair, that's a funny one. I should write that down.
To be fair, that's a funny one. I should write that down.
The sniper is enjoying every second of the attention. Never thought he'd have Shadow of all people swooning over him, it's wonderful.
"Oi, got you eating outta the palm of my hand and I didn't even do much. You're smitten, handsome.
Don't stop. "
"Oi, got you eating outta the palm of my hand and I didn't even do much. You're smitten, handsome.
Don't stop. "
September 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The sniper is enjoying every second of the attention. Never thought he'd have Shadow of all people swooning over him, it's wonderful.
"Oi, got you eating outta the palm of my hand and I didn't even do much. You're smitten, handsome.
Don't stop. "
"Oi, got you eating outta the palm of my hand and I didn't even do much. You're smitten, handsome.
Don't stop. "
Normally, Fang wouldn't allow anyone to touch him, but he'll make an exception for this.
"The ultimate life form, sitting here swooning over me. I could get used to this, ya know?"
The sniper offered a smile to Shadow as if saying keep going.
"The ultimate life form, sitting here swooning over me. I could get used to this, ya know?"
The sniper offered a smile to Shadow as if saying keep going.
September 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Normally, Fang wouldn't allow anyone to touch him, but he'll make an exception for this.
"The ultimate life form, sitting here swooning over me. I could get used to this, ya know?"
The sniper offered a smile to Shadow as if saying keep going.
"The ultimate life form, sitting here swooning over me. I could get used to this, ya know?"
The sniper offered a smile to Shadow as if saying keep going.
You ain't denying? Well, I reckon I can't blame you. I'm flawless! Eh, can't argue with you, Shade. You're a downright handsome bloke. That raw bad boy edge! Kinda does it for me.
September 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You ain't denying? Well, I reckon I can't blame you. I'm flawless! Eh, can't argue with you, Shade. You're a downright handsome bloke. That raw bad boy edge! Kinda does it for me.
Listen, I get it, I'm beautiful. Handsome. Smart. It's only natural you'd all fall for me.
September 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Listen, I get it, I'm beautiful. Handsome. Smart. It's only natural you'd all fall for me.
SARDINES
September 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
SARDINES
You're telling me there's a school dedicated to just blowing shit up?
Mate, I think I'm in love!
Mate, I think I'm in love!
I was still getting my education, I couldn't buy anything!
... That went terribly.
... That went terribly.
Oh. Well why didn't you just
Blow up the closet? Ain't that your thing, danger close, mortar down the tube, and whatnot?
Blow up the closet? Ain't that your thing, danger close, mortar down the tube, and whatnot?
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You're telling me there's a school dedicated to just blowing shit up?
Mate, I think I'm in love!
Mate, I think I'm in love!
√I headcanon Fang as being genuinely autistic and his unrepentant disrespect for social cues is his way of sticking it to the man. This is also manifests in his adopting of various personalities. Bro’s out here treating eye contact like it’s paying taxes.
September 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
√I headcanon Fang as being genuinely autistic and his unrepentant disrespect for social cues is his way of sticking it to the man. This is also manifests in his adopting of various personalities. Bro’s out here treating eye contact like it’s paying taxes.
Oh. Well why didn't you just
Blow up the closet? Ain't that your thing, danger close, mortar down the tube, and whatnot?
Blow up the closet? Ain't that your thing, danger close, mortar down the tube, and whatnot?
September 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Oh. Well why didn't you just
Blow up the closet? Ain't that your thing, danger close, mortar down the tube, and whatnot?
Blow up the closet? Ain't that your thing, danger close, mortar down the tube, and whatnot?
Oh, not even sorta! Really, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I burned it for kindling by the time I was 12. I know with all certainty in my mind, there is nothing wrong with being gay.
You were also trapped in a closet?
September 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Oh, not even sorta! Really, you would never see the closet I came out of. Why? I burned it for kindling by the time I was 12. I know with all certainty in my mind, there is nothing wrong with being gay.
Chat, do I bring my Zelda OC here
He's a good boy
He's a good boy
September 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Chat, do I bring my Zelda OC here
He's a good boy
He's a good boy
The yoinky sploinky
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The yoinky sploinky
"Well now, breakfast in bed, waiting for me to wake up, you fall in love with me! I don't blame you!"
September 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
"Well now, breakfast in bed, waiting for me to wake up, you fall in love with me! I don't blame you!"
Yeah whatever, cope harder and take the L, as Bean says.
There's nothing to fix. Bald is beautiful!
Hey why don't you invent something that fixes that balding you're dealing with?
September 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Yeah whatever, cope harder and take the L, as Bean says.
Hey why don't you invent something that fixes that balding you're dealing with?
You rodents are opps.
September 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Hey why don't you invent something that fixes that balding you're dealing with?
I fuck like it's for survival... as if it's the last sip of water I'll ever get. Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away.
September 6, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I fuck like it's for survival... as if it's the last sip of water I'll ever get. Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away.