— 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 : 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑 ִ ᐟ
@jailbirdjerboa.bsky.social
The Sniper of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊
Mean, vile, but pretty funny.
Mean, vile, but pretty funny.
Listen, I get it, I'm beautiful. Handsome. Smart. It's only natural you'd all fall for me.
September 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Listen, I get it, I'm beautiful. Handsome. Smart. It's only natural you'd all fall for me.
Chat, do I bring my Zelda OC here
He's a good boy
He's a good boy
September 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Chat, do I bring my Zelda OC here
He's a good boy
He's a good boy
I fuck like it's for survival... as if it's the last sip of water I'll ever get. Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away.
September 6, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I fuck like it's for survival... as if it's the last sip of water I'll ever get. Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away.
I'm just saying, me, you, a bottle of Chardonnay, I cook you dinner. Let me spoil you, beautiful.
September 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm just saying, me, you, a bottle of Chardonnay, I cook you dinner. Let me spoil you, beautiful.
I'm quite the charmer, and a lover, ma'am. As for thorns, they're half of what makes a rose beautiful. The beauty contrasted by the danger, gets the engine revving, if you catch the drift.
September 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm quite the charmer, and a lover, ma'am. As for thorns, they're half of what makes a rose beautiful. The beauty contrasted by the danger, gets the engine revving, if you catch the drift.
"Outta my league? Absolutely. But you miss every shot you don't take, and I'm a damn good sniper, beautiful!"
September 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"Outta my league? Absolutely. But you miss every shot you don't take, and I'm a damn good sniper, beautiful!"
You're like a fine wine, is all I'm saying, you've only gotten better with age. You're perfect! Can't take my eyes off ya!
September 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You're like a fine wine, is all I'm saying, you've only gotten better with age. You're perfect! Can't take my eyes off ya!
Let me tell you, they don't make women like vanilla anymore. You find one, you grab her and ride her to your grave.
September 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Let me tell you, they don't make women like vanilla anymore. You find one, you grab her and ride her to your grave.
I've had 'nuff excitement for the night. I'm going to bed.
September 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I've had 'nuff excitement for the night. I'm going to bed.
"Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we're mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach."
"No. "
"No. "
September 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we're mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach."
"No. "
"No. "
Keep talking like that and I might just fall for you, Romeo.
September 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Keep talking like that and I might just fall for you, Romeo.
And you got a beautiful smile, and your body! You take care of your. My? Our body?
September 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
And you got a beautiful smile, and your body! You take care of your. My? Our body?
YES
MY HEE HO-MIE DID IT!
I love you Jacky boy!
MY HEE HO-MIE DID IT!
I love you Jacky boy!
September 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
YES
MY HEE HO-MIE DID IT!
I love you Jacky boy!
MY HEE HO-MIE DID IT!
I love you Jacky boy!
>it's literally just guns, cowboy hats, movie torrents and a lot of porn.
"Uh. Krypt musta used me laptop. "
"Uh. Krypt musta used me laptop. "
September 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
>it's literally just guns, cowboy hats, movie torrents and a lot of porn.
"Uh. Krypt musta used me laptop. "
"Uh. Krypt musta used me laptop. "
>Sonic invites SpongeBob but not me
This is worse than the time they had them team fortress mooks.
This is worse than the time they had them team fortress mooks.
September 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
>Sonic invites SpongeBob but not me
This is worse than the time they had them team fortress mooks.
This is worse than the time they had them team fortress mooks.
How Sigma we talking
Can I be Patrick Bateman sigma or like joker?
Can I be Patrick Bateman sigma or like joker?
September 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How Sigma we talking
Can I be Patrick Bateman sigma or like joker?
Can I be Patrick Bateman sigma or like joker?
Okay
That's it
I'm calling Vector.
You're spending way too much time on that garbage. Your brain probably looks like swiss cheese.
That's it
I'm calling Vector.
You're spending way too much time on that garbage. Your brain probably looks like swiss cheese.
September 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Okay
That's it
I'm calling Vector.
You're spending way too much time on that garbage. Your brain probably looks like swiss cheese.
That's it
I'm calling Vector.
You're spending way too much time on that garbage. Your brain probably looks like swiss cheese.
I got the steam deck, now I'm playing Tony Hawk while I force Krypt to drive me everywhere. It's the best life for a bogan.
September 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I got the steam deck, now I'm playing Tony Hawk while I force Krypt to drive me everywhere. It's the best life for a bogan.
How about you skibidee on out of my sight before you get skibi-beat.
You and Bean, rotted from the TikTok, doing your party hips and the Jim Jim. You'll ROT YOUR MIND, CHARMY!
You and Bean, rotted from the TikTok, doing your party hips and the Jim Jim. You'll ROT YOUR MIND, CHARMY!
September 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
How about you skibidee on out of my sight before you get skibi-beat.
You and Bean, rotted from the TikTok, doing your party hips and the Jim Jim. You'll ROT YOUR MIND, CHARMY!
You and Bean, rotted from the TikTok, doing your party hips and the Jim Jim. You'll ROT YOUR MIND, CHARMY!
You know
Jet and Bean look a lot alike.
Are they related?
Jet and Bean look a lot alike.
Are they related?
September 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
You know
Jet and Bean look a lot alike.
Are they related?
Jet and Bean look a lot alike.
Are they related?
Bean is currently in trouble for saying 'Im a friend pilled visit maxer" in response to me saying I went to visit knuckles. Too much of that fortnight crap in his head.
September 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Bean is currently in trouble for saying 'Im a friend pilled visit maxer" in response to me saying I went to visit knuckles. Too much of that fortnight crap in his head.
Yoink
September 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Yoink
Of course Miku is real and she's everyone's friend!
August 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Of course Miku is real and she's everyone's friend!