max jagerman / rp account
@jagermanisgod.bsky.social
"there's a difference between INTENT and IMPACT!" / rp account for max jägerman from sk's nerdy prudes must die / #parody #rp
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"i am jägerman, I am GODDD!" / rp/parody acct for max jägerman / will contain horror themes and writings. admin is 21+.
“Uhh, it’s a FOOTBALL! Stupid…”
Max chortles at the pathetic throw.
“Come on, try harder loser!”
Max chortles at the pathetic throw.
“Come on, try harder loser!”
[Rocky snarles as he grabs the ball and tosses it as hard as he can towards max. But it barely goes flying, not even landing halfway between him and the other. He just watches the ball with a frown.]
"Why is this so hard to throw!? What kind of weirdly shaped ball is this!?"
"Why is this so hard to throw!? What kind of weirdly shaped ball is this!?"
Max just laughs even harder at the cry.
“Haha, loser! Can’t even take a football to the head, huh?”
“Haha, loser! Can’t even take a football to the head, huh?”
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“Uhh, it’s a FOOTBALL! Stupid…”
Max chortles at the pathetic throw.
“Come on, try harder loser!”
Max chortles at the pathetic throw.
“Come on, try harder loser!”
Max just laughs even harder at the cry.
“Haha, loser! Can’t even take a football to the head, huh?”
“Haha, loser! Can’t even take a football to the head, huh?”
🕷️
"Ow, what the fuck!?"
[Rocky rubs his head where the football hit when he passed by the field, he glares back at max with a confused look.]
"Ow, what the fuck!?"
[Rocky rubs his head where the football hit when he passed by the field, he glares back at max with a confused look.]
( he’s throwing a football around idly. laughs when it hits your muse. )
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
August 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Max just laughs even harder at the cry.
“Haha, loser! Can’t even take a football to the head, huh?”
“Haha, loser! Can’t even take a football to the head, huh?”
Aww BOO HOO NERD. I’m gonna put you in a toilet
Shut up Max….
Oooooh is Shitlips scared???
August 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Aww BOO HOO NERD. I’m gonna put you in a toilet
Oooooh is Shitlips scared???
PLEASE DONT GO TO THE WAYLON PLACE. ITS FUCKIN HAUNTED
August 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Oooooh is Shitlips scared???
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you left me and i fell apart
i punched the wall and cried
i punched the wall and cried
August 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
you left me and i fell apart
i punched the wall and cried
i punched the wall and cried
/ permanent starter call!
friendly reminder that max’s whole personality is being a bully even before he dies. he will lash out at your muse!
like this post for an interaction ❤️
#horrorrp #starkidrp #mvrp #rpsky
friendly reminder that max’s whole personality is being a bully even before he dies. he will lash out at your muse!
like this post for an interaction ❤️
#horrorrp #starkidrp #mvrp #rpsky
August 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
/ permanent starter call!
friendly reminder that max’s whole personality is being a bully even before he dies. he will lash out at your muse!
like this post for an interaction ❤️
#horrorrp #starkidrp #mvrp #rpsky
friendly reminder that max’s whole personality is being a bully even before he dies. he will lash out at your muse!
like this post for an interaction ❤️
#horrorrp #starkidrp #mvrp #rpsky
he’s just finished shoving a nerd in a random locker. blows off pretend smoke from his knuckles.
August 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
he’s just finished shoving a nerd in a random locker. blows off pretend smoke from his knuckles.
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( he’s throwing a football around idly. laughs when it hits your muse. )
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
August 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
( he’s throwing a football around idly. laughs when it hits your muse. )
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
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/ open starter #horrorrp /
Max drags his skeletal hands along the length of the lockers, digging deep gouges. Ever since he was killed by those nerdy prudes, he’s been out for revenge. And revenge he shall have.
“Oh neeeeerds! Come out, come out wherever you are!”
Max drags his skeletal hands along the length of the lockers, digging deep gouges. Ever since he was killed by those nerdy prudes, he’s been out for revenge. And revenge he shall have.
“Oh neeeeerds! Come out, come out wherever you are!”
August 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
/ open starter #horrorrp /
Max drags his skeletal hands along the length of the lockers, digging deep gouges. Ever since he was killed by those nerdy prudes, he’s been out for revenge. And revenge he shall have.
“Oh neeeeerds! Come out, come out wherever you are!”
Max drags his skeletal hands along the length of the lockers, digging deep gouges. Ever since he was killed by those nerdy prudes, he’s been out for revenge. And revenge he shall have.
“Oh neeeeerds! Come out, come out wherever you are!”
I’m gonna PUMMEL the next NERD I SEE !!!
August 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m gonna PUMMEL the next NERD I SEE !!!
( he’s throwing a football around idly. laughs when it hits your muse. )
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
August 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
( he’s throwing a football around idly. laughs when it hits your muse. )
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp
Ha ha ha NERD
The outcast/awkward kids have to support each other after all.
August 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ha ha ha NERD
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// STARTER CALL
Trying to slowly ease back into some casual roleplaying.
LIKE ♡ this to receive a random starter.
SHARE to spread the word. I'd be thankful for it.
Feel free to comment if you are interested in a specific story or want to plot first.
Trying to slowly ease back into some casual roleplaying.
LIKE ♡ this to receive a random starter.
SHARE to spread the word. I'd be thankful for it.
Feel free to comment if you are interested in a specific story or want to plot first.
August 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
// STARTER CALL
Trying to slowly ease back into some casual roleplaying.
LIKE ♡ this to receive a random starter.
SHARE to spread the word. I'd be thankful for it.
Feel free to comment if you are interested in a specific story or want to plot first.
Trying to slowly ease back into some casual roleplaying.
LIKE ♡ this to receive a random starter.
SHARE to spread the word. I'd be thankful for it.
Feel free to comment if you are interested in a specific story or want to plot first.
/ open starter #horrorrp /
Max drags his skeletal hands along the length of the lockers, digging deep gouges. Ever since he was killed by those nerdy prudes, he’s been out for revenge. And revenge he shall have.
“Oh neeeeerds! Come out, come out wherever you are!”
Max drags his skeletal hands along the length of the lockers, digging deep gouges. Ever since he was killed by those nerdy prudes, he’s been out for revenge. And revenge he shall have.
“Oh neeeeerds! Come out, come out wherever you are!”
August 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
/ open starter #horrorrp /
Max drags his skeletal hands along the length of the lockers, digging deep gouges. Ever since he was killed by those nerdy prudes, he’s been out for revenge. And revenge he shall have.
“Oh neeeeerds! Come out, come out wherever you are!”
Max drags his skeletal hands along the length of the lockers, digging deep gouges. Ever since he was killed by those nerdy prudes, he’s been out for revenge. And revenge he shall have.
“Oh neeeeerds! Come out, come out wherever you are!”
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/ open starter
( Max sat on a bench, chugging a coke after a long day of taunting nerds and wrecking lockers. He burps, and glances up at whoever walks past. )
'Sup?
( Max sat on a bench, chugging a coke after a long day of taunting nerds and wrecking lockers. He burps, and glances up at whoever walks past. )
'Sup?
July 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
/ open starter
( Max sat on a bench, chugging a coke after a long day of taunting nerds and wrecking lockers. He burps, and glances up at whoever walks past. )
'Sup?
( Max sat on a bench, chugging a coke after a long day of taunting nerds and wrecking lockers. He burps, and glances up at whoever walks past. )
'Sup?
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there i go again , pretending to be you
make believing that i have a soul beneath the surface
make believing that i have a soul beneath the surface
August 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
there i go again , pretending to be you
make believing that i have a soul beneath the surface
make believing that i have a soul beneath the surface
@ilovebeingalive.bsky.social // rp
"What is up, my homies!"
Max Jägerman chuckled and slammed a drink against his head as he strode through the halls of Hatchetfield High. He was used to ruling -- and didn't want any stink around. So who was here, trying to hide?
"Hey, Shitlips!"
"What is up, my homies!"
Max Jägerman chuckled and slammed a drink against his head as he strode through the halls of Hatchetfield High. He was used to ruling -- and didn't want any stink around. So who was here, trying to hide?
"Hey, Shitlips!"
July 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@ilovebeingalive.bsky.social // rp
"What is up, my homies!"
Max Jägerman chuckled and slammed a drink against his head as he strode through the halls of Hatchetfield High. He was used to ruling -- and didn't want any stink around. So who was here, trying to hide?
"Hey, Shitlips!"
"What is up, my homies!"
Max Jägerman chuckled and slammed a drink against his head as he strode through the halls of Hatchetfield High. He was used to ruling -- and didn't want any stink around. So who was here, trying to hide?
"Hey, Shitlips!"
/ open starter
( Max sat on a bench, chugging a coke after a long day of taunting nerds and wrecking lockers. He burps, and glances up at whoever walks past. )
'Sup?
( Max sat on a bench, chugging a coke after a long day of taunting nerds and wrecking lockers. He burps, and glances up at whoever walks past. )
'Sup?
July 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
/ open starter
( Max sat on a bench, chugging a coke after a long day of taunting nerds and wrecking lockers. He burps, and glances up at whoever walks past. )
'Sup?
( Max sat on a bench, chugging a coke after a long day of taunting nerds and wrecking lockers. He burps, and glances up at whoever walks past. )
'Sup?
"i am jägerman, I am GODDD!" / rp/parody acct for max jägerman / will contain horror themes and writings. admin is 21+.
July 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"i am jägerman, I am GODDD!" / rp/parody acct for max jägerman / will contain horror themes and writings. admin is 21+.