Richie Lipschitz / rp account
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rp/parody acct for richie lipschitz from starkid's nerdy prudes must die. will contain horror themes and writings. admin is 21+.
rp/parody acct for richie lipschitz from starkid's nerdy prudes must die. will contain horror themes and writings. admin is 21+.
// out with the fam this weekend so won’t be around as much 🫡🫡
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
// out with the fam this weekend so won’t be around as much 🫡🫡
“It's a fantasy. Like a boy and his anime love pillows. It's a beautiful dream but I'll never hold the real Rei or Asuka in my arms….”
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“It's a fantasy. Like a boy and his anime love pillows. It's a beautiful dream but I'll never hold the real Rei or Asuka in my arms….”
// like for a starter from this nerd :)
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
// like for a starter from this nerd :)
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have you made the right choice?
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
have you made the right choice?
Richie frowns, then texts a picture of himself.
The temptation to check Richie for any traces of blue poison comes on strong, because his behaviour is disturbingly reading like the influence of Tinky.
"I mean, which persona are you using right now? You're Richie the trivia master, the team mascot, the anime expert; so what's your current face?"
"I mean, which persona are you using right now? You're Richie the trivia master, the team mascot, the anime expert; so what's your current face?"
WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAN
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Richie frowns, then texts a picture of himself.
Richie blushes slightly at her compliment, then sits up straight, ready to extol the virtues of his favorite country in the whole world.
“Japan’s the best! High-speed rail, the home of anime and culture and food! It’s SO much better than Hatchetfield.”
“Japan’s the best! High-speed rail, the home of anime and culture and food! It’s SO much better than Hatchetfield.”
Claudia had spent some time in colleges once. She couldn't say that. If she said that, well, she'd have to kill him. And that would be a shame.
"So you're real smart, huh?" She asked. "Why Japan?"
That's one place she's never been. There was never a reason to go there.
"So you're real smart, huh?" She asked. "Why Japan?"
That's one place she's never been. There was never a reason to go there.
“12th,” Richie says. “I’m a senior — I’m graduating top of my class too. I’m the valedictorian! Oh — it means I basically have the best grades out of everybody.”
He puffs out his chest, proud and not afraid to show it.
“I’m hoping to go to college in Japan or something.”
He puffs out his chest, proud and not afraid to show it.
“I’m hoping to go to college in Japan or something.”
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Richie blushes slightly at her compliment, then sits up straight, ready to extol the virtues of his favorite country in the whole world.
“Japan’s the best! High-speed rail, the home of anime and culture and food! It’s SO much better than Hatchetfield.”
“Japan’s the best! High-speed rail, the home of anime and culture and food! It’s SO much better than Hatchetfield.”
She nods, and then takes Max’s hand.
“For what it’s worth… good luck.”
“For what it’s worth… good luck.”
"I feel about him the way you feel about Max." Cas opened the box and peeked inside, but it was too dark to see the contents. "Or the way Max feels about you."
He closed it again, trying to decide if he trusted Grace, then accepted he had no choice.
"Thanks."
He closed it again, trying to decide if he trusted Grace, then accepted he had no choice.
"Thanks."
“A way into the Black and White, directly,” Grace folded her arms across her chest.
“At least — it’s supposed to be. I’ve never tested it myself. I found it in that old diner on Main Street. I suppose — if you’re really dumb enough to try and get Richard back — then you need it.”
“At least — it’s supposed to be. I’ve never tested it myself. I found it in that old diner on Main Street. I suppose — if you’re really dumb enough to try and get Richard back — then you need it.”
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
She nods, and then takes Max’s hand.
“For what it’s worth… good luck.”
“For what it’s worth… good luck.”
“… you’re being serious? Do you have proof of all this?! Aliens… aliens don’t exist.”
...Sort of, I suppose. Time Lords and Time Ladies are members of a species called Gallifreyans. We look exactly like humans, but we have two hearts. That gives us the ability to regenerate when we die.
… like a video game???
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“… you’re being serious? Do you have proof of all this?! Aliens… aliens don’t exist.”
“What… did he look like?”
“Because I kill people. And I saw Satan himself.”
“How do you know you went to hell?????”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“What… did he look like?”
“A way into the Black and White, directly,” Grace folded her arms across her chest.
“At least — it’s supposed to be. I’ve never tested it myself. I found it in that old diner on Main Street. I suppose — if you’re really dumb enough to try and get Richard back — then you need it.”
“At least — it’s supposed to be. I’ve never tested it myself. I found it in that old diner on Main Street. I suppose — if you’re really dumb enough to try and get Richard back — then you need it.”
"That was absolutely not personal, and for the record, you could've picked other people to try and sacrifice. Hell, could've waited for Max to kill 'em for you." Cas' anger falters as he looks down at the box. "What... is this?"
“What makes you think I possibly had a choice?!” Grace shoots back. “You seriously think you and Richie are the only ones who’ve made deals with the Lords?”
She huffs, and hands Cas a box.
“Here. You need this more than I do. Despite you trying to murder me.”
She huffs, and hands Cas a box.
“Here. You need this more than I do. Despite you trying to murder me.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“A way into the Black and White, directly,” Grace folded her arms across her chest.
“At least — it’s supposed to be. I’ve never tested it myself. I found it in that old diner on Main Street. I suppose — if you’re really dumb enough to try and get Richard back — then you need it.”
“At least — it’s supposed to be. I’ve never tested it myself. I found it in that old diner on Main Street. I suppose — if you’re really dumb enough to try and get Richard back — then you need it.”
Richie approaches them quietly. He knows for sure what it’s like to try to calm down and not be able to.
All he does is offer them a bag of chips.
All he does is offer them a bag of chips.
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*spider is spotted in a corner, clearly trying to calm down from something stressful*
*spider is spotted in a corner, clearly trying to calm down from something stressful*
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Richie approaches them quietly. He knows for sure what it’s like to try to calm down and not be able to.
All he does is offer them a bag of chips.
All he does is offer them a bag of chips.
“What makes you think I possibly had a choice?!” Grace shoots back. “You seriously think you and Richie are the only ones who’ve made deals with the Lords?”
She huffs, and hands Cas a box.
“Here. You need this more than I do. Despite you trying to murder me.”
She huffs, and hands Cas a box.
“Here. You need this more than I do. Despite you trying to murder me.”
» lured us to that house to kill us, and look how many have died since. Blood on your hands, power for the gods. You think I don't know how this works?"
He feels a silken touch at his shoulders but he shrugs it off, too angry to see anything but his desire to erase Grace from the world.
He feels a silken touch at his shoulders but he shrugs it off, too angry to see anything but his desire to erase Grace from the world.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“What makes you think I possibly had a choice?!” Grace shoots back. “You seriously think you and Richie are the only ones who’ve made deals with the Lords?”
She huffs, and hands Cas a box.
“Here. You need this more than I do. Despite you trying to murder me.”
She huffs, and hands Cas a box.
“Here. You need this more than I do. Despite you trying to murder me.”
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is this how you save the world? this place looks like hell...
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
is this how you save the world? this place looks like hell...
“How do you know you went to hell?????”
“Because I literally went to Hell when I died. I had them the first time and I didn’t bring any back but I did the second time.”
“Bagels?? H - how?? And how do you know they were from hell??”
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“How do you know you went to hell?????”
// richie in 99% of my threads: angst, angst all the way down, meeting his dad who previously tried to kill him, becoming a god through torture, being bullied, etc
// richie in 1% of my threads: I love homework and when people are nice to me :)))))
// richie in 1% of my threads: I love homework and when people are nice to me :)))))
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
// richie in 99% of my threads: angst, angst all the way down, meeting his dad who previously tried to kill him, becoming a god through torture, being bullied, etc
// richie in 1% of my threads: I love homework and when people are nice to me :)))))
// richie in 1% of my threads: I love homework and when people are nice to me :)))))
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had to be me. someone else might have gotten it wrong.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
had to be me. someone else might have gotten it wrong.
“Bagels?? H - how?? And how do you know they were from hell??”
“I only died twice and somehow came back to life. And I came back with bagels from Hell.”
YOU TOO???
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“Bagels?? H - how?? And how do you know they were from hell??”
… like a video game???
I'm what they call a Time Lady. It's sort of hard to explain, but Time Lords and Time Ladies regenerate at the ends of their lives. I've regenerated once.
WHAT. What??? How do you know??
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
… like a video game???
Richie shrugs.
“As long as you don’t want to go back? I mean like you said, Sycamore sucks right?”
“As long as you don’t want to go back? I mean like you said, Sycamore sucks right?”
"So. . . you'd not want to if I still went there? . . . is it bad I miss it then?"
“Well, you don’t go there anymore, so,” Richie just smiles smally. “It’s okay now!”
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Richie shrugs.
“As long as you don’t want to go back? I mean like you said, Sycamore sucks right?”
“As long as you don’t want to go back? I mean like you said, Sycamore sucks right?”
YOU TOO???
Raising his hand.
does anyone ever get the feeling they like have multiple lives or 🤔🤔
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
YOU TOO???
“Oh — right. The evil.”
Richie nods.
“The evil for Kuzco,” he whispers, then clears his throat.
“It’s getting… stronger? How??”
Richie nods.
“The evil for Kuzco,” he whispers, then clears his throat.
“It’s getting… stronger? How??”
"I'd greatly appreciate your help, but my origin location isn't important. I need to find the evil in Hatchetfield."
Aiden lifts his nose to the air and sniffs delicately.
"It's getting stronger."
Aiden lifts his nose to the air and sniffs delicately.
"It's getting stronger."
“I could help you try and find it. I think. If you, uh, want my help?”
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Oh — right. The evil.”
Richie nods.
“The evil for Kuzco,” he whispers, then clears his throat.
“It’s getting… stronger? How??”
Richie nods.
“The evil for Kuzco,” he whispers, then clears his throat.
“It’s getting… stronger? How??”
WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAN
Cue a soft squeak as the angel startles and falls off his toadstool—
He picks himself up a moment later, nose twitching gently.
"Which Richie might you be, then?"
He picks himself up a moment later, nose twitching gently.
"Which Richie might you be, then?"
WAIT WHY WOULD I BE DEAD AND HARASSING YOU 😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAN
Grace leaves the Waylon Place with Max in tow, giggling and twirling her hair. She stops short as she runs into Cas again and immediately gets back to business.
“Well?! Did you find him?! Do we have to kill him?!”
“Well?! Did you find him?! Do we have to kill him?!”
» at last, fluffy ears folding back. "You leave them to it. You're currently creating wrath. If you don't react, they might get bored and return him. That's your best hope."
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Grace leaves the Waylon Place with Max in tow, giggling and twirling her hair. She stops short as she runs into Cas again and immediately gets back to business.
“Well?! Did you find him?! Do we have to kill him?!”
“Well?! Did you find him?! Do we have to kill him?!”
WHAT. What??? How do you know??
This is my second one.
does anyone ever get the feeling they like have multiple lives or 🤔🤔
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
WHAT. What??? How do you know??
does anyone ever get the feeling they like have multiple lives or 🤔🤔
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
does anyone ever get the feeling they like have multiple lives or 🤔🤔