max jagerman / rp account
@jagermanisgod.bsky.social
"there's a difference between INTENT and IMPACT!" / rp account for max jägerman from sk's nerdy prudes must die / #parody #rp
“Uhhhh no! It makes me think, nerd!”
August 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“Uhhhh no! It makes me think, nerd!”
Max’s lip curls. He looks left and right, just to make sure no one else is around.
“I’m not falling for that twice. You’re not even a good ghost, or a — a — hally-cination. Now pick up. My. Football. Or. Else.”
“I’m not falling for that twice. You’re not even a good ghost, or a — a — hally-cination. Now pick up. My. Football. Or. Else.”
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Max’s lip curls. He looks left and right, just to make sure no one else is around.
“I’m not falling for that twice. You’re not even a good ghost, or a — a — hally-cination. Now pick up. My. Football. Or. Else.”
“I’m not falling for that twice. You’re not even a good ghost, or a — a — hally-cination. Now pick up. My. Football. Or. Else.”
At that, Max lets out a laugh.
“You’re not the first person to say that you know! Buuuuuut okay, chick! Starve up there if you want! I’ll let all the teachers know you’re skipping class, nerd!”
“You’re not the first person to say that you know! Buuuuuut okay, chick! Starve up there if you want! I’ll let all the teachers know you’re skipping class, nerd!”
August 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
At that, Max lets out a laugh.
“You’re not the first person to say that you know! Buuuuuut okay, chick! Starve up there if you want! I’ll let all the teachers know you’re skipping class, nerd!”
“You’re not the first person to say that you know! Buuuuuut okay, chick! Starve up there if you want! I’ll let all the teachers know you’re skipping class, nerd!”
“Hey — HEY!!”
He yells up at her aggressively.
“Get back down here!! You can’t stay up there forever!”
He yells up at her aggressively.
“Get back down here!! You can’t stay up there forever!”
August 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“Hey — HEY!!”
He yells up at her aggressively.
“Get back down here!! You can’t stay up there forever!”
He yells up at her aggressively.
“Get back down here!! You can’t stay up there forever!”
Max chortles, sufficiently big, dumb and stupid for now.
“Fine, uh, Nobody! I’ll make sure you’re invisible to everybody. Including the rest of your little nerd friends. Now go pick up that football like I asked.”
“Fine, uh, Nobody! I’ll make sure you’re invisible to everybody. Including the rest of your little nerd friends. Now go pick up that football like I asked.”
August 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Max chortles, sufficiently big, dumb and stupid for now.
“Fine, uh, Nobody! I’ll make sure you’re invisible to everybody. Including the rest of your little nerd friends. Now go pick up that football like I asked.”
“Fine, uh, Nobody! I’ll make sure you’re invisible to everybody. Including the rest of your little nerd friends. Now go pick up that football like I asked.”
“Ye — I mean NO!!!! It’s a nickname!”
August 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“Ye — I mean NO!!!! It’s a nickname!”
Max fakes a run to the football once she throws it. He leers down at them, and then laughs.
“What’s your name? Nerd chick? You a chick?”
“What’s your name? Nerd chick? You a chick?”
August 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Max fakes a run to the football once she throws it. He leers down at them, and then laughs.
“What’s your name? Nerd chick? You a chick?”
“What’s your name? Nerd chick? You a chick?”
Max.
Was.
Terrified.
He believed Richie would NEVER skip school. Right? RIGHT??? So obviously this kid in front of him had to be a ghost. Or a cryptid. He couldn’t wait to get away fast enough. But then… he had a thought.
If he punched it hard enough, Richie would just go away! Right?!
Was.
Terrified.
He believed Richie would NEVER skip school. Right? RIGHT??? So obviously this kid in front of him had to be a ghost. Or a cryptid. He couldn’t wait to get away fast enough. But then… he had a thought.
If he punched it hard enough, Richie would just go away! Right?!
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Max.
Was.
Terrified.
He believed Richie would NEVER skip school. Right? RIGHT??? So obviously this kid in front of him had to be a ghost. Or a cryptid. He couldn’t wait to get away fast enough. But then… he had a thought.
If he punched it hard enough, Richie would just go away! Right?!
Was.
Terrified.
He believed Richie would NEVER skip school. Right? RIGHT??? So obviously this kid in front of him had to be a ghost. Or a cryptid. He couldn’t wait to get away fast enough. But then… he had a thought.
If he punched it hard enough, Richie would just go away! Right?!
/ permanent starter call!
friendly reminder that max’s whole personality is being a bully even before he dies. he will lash out at your muse!
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friendly reminder that max’s whole personality is being a bully even before he dies. he will lash out at your muse!
like this post for an interaction ❤️
#horrorrp #starkidrp #mvrp #rpsky
August 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
/ also taking a cue from my fellow npmd rper and just posting the synopsis of NPMD here lol. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdy_P...
& if you just want to watch it here’s the full thing: youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?...
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& if you just want to watch it here’s the full thing: youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?...
🤗🤗
Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
/ also taking a cue from my fellow npmd rper and just posting the synopsis of NPMD here lol. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdy_P...
& if you just want to watch it here’s the full thing: youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?...
🤗🤗
& if you just want to watch it here’s the full thing: youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?...
🤗🤗
he chases. he IS a football star, after all.
August 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
he chases. he IS a football star, after all.
HA HA HA YEAH THAT’S RIGHT!
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
HA HA HA YEAH THAT’S RIGHT!
Ohhh BOO HOO!! You’re getting PUMMELED!!
August 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ohhh BOO HOO!! You’re getting PUMMELED!!
“Yeah, for you maybe?? No one crosses the Jägermeister!!!!!”
August 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Yeah, for you maybe?? No one crosses the Jägermeister!!!!!”
Max laughs again, flexing his biceps. He walks close to Charlie, getting in their face so close he could spit.
“Now give me my football back.”
“Now give me my football back.”
August 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Max laughs again, flexing his biceps. He walks close to Charlie, getting in their face so close he could spit.
“Now give me my football back.”
“Now give me my football back.”
“Uhhh, excuse me??”
Max chortled, raising his arms to invite laughter from an invisible crowd.
“You don’t know who I am? Well I don’t know who you are, worm! My name’s MAX JÄGERMAN. And I’m the head of Hatchetfield High! +
Max chortled, raising his arms to invite laughter from an invisible crowd.
“You don’t know who I am? Well I don’t know who you are, worm! My name’s MAX JÄGERMAN. And I’m the head of Hatchetfield High! +
August 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“Uhhh, excuse me??”
Max chortled, raising his arms to invite laughter from an invisible crowd.
“You don’t know who I am? Well I don’t know who you are, worm! My name’s MAX JÄGERMAN. And I’m the head of Hatchetfield High! +
Max chortled, raising his arms to invite laughter from an invisible crowd.
“You don’t know who I am? Well I don’t know who you are, worm! My name’s MAX JÄGERMAN. And I’m the head of Hatchetfield High! +