Jaffa
@jaffaja.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as "Kind of a lot"
Wake up. Open phone.
See that the country that hasn't won a war since World War 2 has invaded yet another country.
Close phone.
See that the country that hasn't won a war since World War 2 has invaded yet another country.
Close phone.
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wake up. Open phone.
See that the country that hasn't won a war since World War 2 has invaded yet another country.
Close phone.
See that the country that hasn't won a war since World War 2 has invaded yet another country.
Close phone.
It's 2026 now? What's next? 2027? This is unreasonable.
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
It's 2026 now? What's next? 2027? This is unreasonable.
Shout out to Santa Claus, my favourite cryptid. He exists in a superposition in everyone's house and can only deliver presents when not being observed. I'm glad he uses his powers for good because he'd be terrifying otherwise.
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Shout out to Santa Claus, my favourite cryptid. He exists in a superposition in everyone's house and can only deliver presents when not being observed. I'm glad he uses his powers for good because he'd be terrifying otherwise.
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a Tiny Tim, who did NOT die.
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a Tiny Tim, who did NOT die.
Sorry liberal, I have already depicted myself as the Peanut Worm and you as the Boring Peanut Worm.
That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sorry liberal, I have already depicted myself as the Peanut Worm and you as the Boring Peanut Worm.
And Tiny Tim, who was NOT the very model of a modern major general...
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
And Tiny Tim, who was NOT the very model of a modern major general...
Why do people say "rub salt in the wound" like it's a bad thing? Has anyone ever tried it? What if it feels good as hell?
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Why do people say "rub salt in the wound" like it's a bad thing? Has anyone ever tried it? What if it feels good as hell?
Just saw a post for which I was not the intended audience. Instead of inserting myself as the main character, I simply let it float by me like a leaf on a stream. This is a power unknown to most people.
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Just saw a post for which I was not the intended audience. Instead of inserting myself as the main character, I simply let it float by me like a leaf on a stream. This is a power unknown to most people.
Can't take my mum anywhere. She's out here cuntifying the Grinch.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can't take my mum anywhere. She's out here cuntifying the Grinch.
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I'm sick of podcasters content farming with these shitty bait posts. Maybe they should pay their audience since that's where they get all their ideas 🤣
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm sick of podcasters content farming with these shitty bait posts. Maybe they should pay their audience since that's where they get all their ideas 🤣
Mental image that just came unbidden to my mind:
a vampire with its mouth open about to bite someone on the neck. On each fang is a tiny little condom. At the top of the image it says "practise safe necks" and the whole thing is styled like an educational poster.
a vampire with its mouth open about to bite someone on the neck. On each fang is a tiny little condom. At the top of the image it says "practise safe necks" and the whole thing is styled like an educational poster.
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Mental image that just came unbidden to my mind:
a vampire with its mouth open about to bite someone on the neck. On each fang is a tiny little condom. At the top of the image it says "practise safe necks" and the whole thing is styled like an educational poster.
a vampire with its mouth open about to bite someone on the neck. On each fang is a tiny little condom. At the top of the image it says "practise safe necks" and the whole thing is styled like an educational poster.
Just vibing to some classical music from my youth youtu.be/i0FNUDLdT4A?...
One Must Fall 2097 music - Menu (GUS)
YouTube video by Teppica
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October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Just vibing to some classical music from my youth youtu.be/i0FNUDLdT4A?...
AI is so good that they have to remove the option that let's you hide it so that you can experience how good it is
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
AI is so good that they have to remove the option that let's you hide it so that you can experience how good it is
2025 Britney Spears be like, "My loneliness is unaliving me"
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
2025 Britney Spears be like, "My loneliness is unaliving me"
I think having @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social on @dropout.tv Game Changer would heal me, and I think having @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on @grousehousetv.bsky.social Most Upsetting Guessing Game would kill me (and him), and I want to see both.
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I think having @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social on @dropout.tv Game Changer would heal me, and I think having @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on @grousehousetv.bsky.social Most Upsetting Guessing Game would kill me (and him), and I want to see both.
I bet YouTube us down because of thr crappy bubble style UI I just saw
October 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I bet YouTube us down because of thr crappy bubble style UI I just saw
On patrol at the camp and it looks like the guy next to me has had his neck snapped, but I never really liked him so I say "must have been the wind" and keep moving.
October 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
On patrol at the camp and it looks like the guy next to me has had his neck snapped, but I never really liked him so I say "must have been the wind" and keep moving.
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
theonion.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Grand unified theory of "It came from SomethingAwful" remains unbroken
October 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Grand unified theory of "It came from SomethingAwful" remains unbroken
You bloody ripper! #back-to-back @brisbanelions.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
You bloody ripper! #back-to-back @brisbanelions.bsky.social
Finally, a cultural climate where comedy can thrive! Can't wait to see how various talk show hosts discuss these current events.
September 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Finally, a cultural climate where comedy can thrive! Can't wait to see how various talk show hosts discuss these current events.
We are living in a world still dealing with the repercussions of Lowtax
September 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We are living in a world still dealing with the repercussions of Lowtax
Live your life in such a way so that when you don't do anything for 3 days, millions of people aren't hoping you're dead.
August 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Live your life in such a way so that when you don't do anything for 3 days, millions of people aren't hoping you're dead.
If a snake gets a neck tattoo, where does it finish?
August 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
If a snake gets a neck tattoo, where does it finish?