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Jaffa
@jaffa5.bsky.social
Carbon based life form from northern Scotland, living in Newcastle.

@jaffa_5 on twitter & threads. #NUFC ⚫️⚪️
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furious i am two days late to one of the coolest goals of all time
December 3, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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After Forest hoped the attack had found its rhythm but it seems like the engine is still misfiring.

Far too many crosses and clipped passes to the back post. After going behind they’ve rushed everything, after the second been a real lack of belief. #nufc
November 25, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Fucking joke that’s a blatant pen 🤬🤬🤬 #nufc
November 25, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Watching Willock go down injured #NUFC
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November 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Fuck sake how are we so shite at defending set pieces #nufc
November 25, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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How does the official #nufc account (& this is the real one) have less followers than Leeds United?

Come on lads.

@newcastleunitedfc.bsky.social
Newcastle United (@newcastleunitedfc.bsky.social)
The official Bluesky account of Newcastle United Football Club
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November 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
November 18, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Was in the pub with a bunch of the lads last night, just chatting about how happy we have been with Bluesky so far.

Then we just decided to burst into an impromptu rendition of Mr Blue Sky. #NUFC
November 18, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Is that Falcor the luck dragon?
November 18, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Maybe Vlachodimos isn't as shit as we thought 🤔😂
November 14, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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You can see relatively easily the source of a green laser, surely the stewards should be putting a stop to it?
November 14, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
November 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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TheOther14 Baseline Tracker table after all the relevant games in #PremierLeague Week 11.

Tracking each team relative to their 39 point baseline point schedule.

#NUFC #BHAFC #AFCB #AVFC #FFC #WHUFC #NFFC #BrentfordFC #CPFC #LCFC #WWFC #ITFC #EFC #SaintsFC
November 10, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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With a lot of new sign-ups recently, I've added a new Starter pack of accounts that either have or will migrate from the #NUFC twitter world.

Hit me up with a comment below if I've missed anyone obvious or if you wanna be added to this. Nearly 100 spots available 🔽

go.bsky.app/JwCipSw
November 12, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Hello bluesky and #nufc thought i'd jump over here before the inevitable banning of twitter in the uk 😂
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August 7, 2024 at 4:56 PM