Jade🌛🍒
@jademarie.bsky.social
Tattoo lover, cold brew sipper, mama
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If Joe Biden was President and was about to strike Iran, Donald Trump would be screaming about two things: first, he would say Biden can't strike without Congress' approval; second, he would say that unlike Biden, Trump would not start new wars.
June 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If Joe Biden was President and was about to strike Iran, Donald Trump would be screaming about two things: first, he would say Biden can't strike without Congress' approval; second, he would say that unlike Biden, Trump would not start new wars.
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I miss posting selfies
February 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I miss posting selfies
Because why is the focus on deporting brown immigrants, but not the immigrant who is trying to worm his way into the American government? 🤨
February 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Because why is the focus on deporting brown immigrants, but not the immigrant who is trying to worm his way into the American government? 🤨
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If I were the groundhog I’d wake up tomorrow and kill myself.
February 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If I were the groundhog I’d wake up tomorrow and kill myself.
Giving people wearing maga merch in public dirty looks🥰
February 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Giving people wearing maga merch in public dirty looks🥰
Who tf even litters anymore? That shit is embarrassing
February 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Who tf even litters anymore? That shit is embarrassing
Going from having a deep bellybutton to having an outie bellybutton has changed me as a person
January 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Going from having a deep bellybutton to having an outie bellybutton has changed me as a person
Just thinking about movies directed by Robert Eggers
January 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just thinking about movies directed by Robert Eggers
I can’t wait to sleep on my stomach again
January 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I can’t wait to sleep on my stomach again
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Im literally so scared for my future
January 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Im literally so scared for my future
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Most commonly used phrases this year:
"I told you so"
"I tried to warn you"
"I told you so"
"I tried to warn you"
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Most commonly used phrases this year:
"I told you so"
"I tried to warn you"
"I told you so"
"I tried to warn you"
Low blood sugar is so mf annoying to deal with omg
January 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Low blood sugar is so mf annoying to deal with omg
Obvi my look is heavily inspired by Mia Goth
January 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Obvi my look is heavily inspired by Mia Goth
Im really gonna miss feeling my baby move and kick around, but i am also excited to meet him soon. It’s bittersweet
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Im really gonna miss feeling my baby move and kick around, but i am also excited to meet him soon. It’s bittersweet
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Gentle reminder that you can log off today and exercise, volunteer, play video games, run errands, crochet, bake banana bread, see a friend, binge any TV show, play with your baseball cards, tidy your junk drawer(s), bury yourself in work, whatever you need to do to protect your peace. ❤️
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gentle reminder that you can log off today and exercise, volunteer, play video games, run errands, crochet, bake banana bread, see a friend, binge any TV show, play with your baseball cards, tidy your junk drawer(s), bury yourself in work, whatever you need to do to protect your peace. ❤️
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Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man
radresistance.com love these t-shirts, they are so trendy and fashionable 🥰😇
Radical Resistance Company
Radical Resistance Company
radresistance.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
radresistance.com love these t-shirts, they are so trendy and fashionable 🥰😇
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If I had a penits rn id be jorkin it
January 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If I had a penits rn id be jorkin it
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Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.
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The TikTok shutdown was a political stunt manufactured to boost Donald Trump’s popularity.
It did not work. Many on TikTok are now turning on Trump and TikTok leadership.
It did not work. Many on TikTok are now turning on Trump and TikTok leadership.
January 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The TikTok shutdown was a political stunt manufactured to boost Donald Trump’s popularity.
It did not work. Many on TikTok are now turning on Trump and TikTok leadership.
It did not work. Many on TikTok are now turning on Trump and TikTok leadership.