The Jade Ape
jadeape.bsky.social
The Jade Ape
@jadeape.bsky.social
The Ministry of Truth shall set you free
Vance will just have to settle for checkers I guess.
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So when are we going to rename the Lincoln Memorial to the Donald Trump Lincoln Memorial???

#kennedycenter
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Kristi Noem sounded like a broken record on Meet The Press this morning. Just regurgitating lies and propaganda, performing for an audience of one.

Everything she said was antithetical to the tenets of the United States. Prove me wrong.

#MTP
#DHS
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Trump is so out of it dude, he probably thinks he's standing next to Elon in a Tesla promotion...

#trump
#kashpatel
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Drip, drip, drip those Epstein emails so that they stay at the top of the headlines, and we can focus on each one, one at a time, for SSD long as it takes...

#Epstein
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@travisview.bsky.social

OMG QAA is making us wait!! The suspense is killing me!!!!

"We don’t cover the newly released emails about Epstein...because the document tranche was inconveniently released shortly after we recorded this episode."
a little girl is sitting on a couch making a face .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Wow, with the just headlines I'm reading today (11/14/25), between

Matt Geatz
Megyn Kelly
Donald Trump
Karoline Leavitt

It honestly seems like GOP should stand for Guardians Of Pedophiles.

Guarding Pedophiles is now what the GOP stands for. Wake up MAGA! Or die on that hill.

#Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Any mainstream media organization that does not seriously cover these Epstein emails shall from this day be known as spineless bitches and douchebags.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

#Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
@travisview.bsky.social why isn't Qanon going INSANE over this latest Epstein email reveal???

The WHOLE REASON that Qanon exists is to help expose the DC CABAL of pedophiles.

It's REALLY looking like Trump was the cabal ring leader, not Hillary...

What say you Q??? WHAT SAY YOU??!!
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is where we are now as a nation...
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Why are betting markets all the sudden the new authoritative source of truth for everything? What up with that?
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Could Republicans simply wait for Dems to cave, open the Government back up, and then immediately vote to extend health care subsidies?

That way, Republicans can claim the whole shutdown was the fault of the Democrats, and health care prices stabilize.

What do we think?

#shutdown
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Bessent is a real putz on Meet The Press.

All responses weren't answers to the questions he was asked.

All responses were Trump suck up answers.

These answers are what we honestly have come to expect from Bessent. He has no power. He has no authority. He's a marionette.

#meetthepress
October 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Enjoying a nice spot in the sun
#caturday
October 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics.

It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history.

It corrupts our political system every day.
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What's hilarious about Trump's fighter jet video is that he can barely walk up the stairs to get into a passenger plane.
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Dumb question:

If Trump is so great, when are the nationwide pro-Trump rallies going to happen, with even more attendees?

Sarcastic comments only please.

#nokings
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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“We have a message for you and your tear gas thugs”
REPOST FAR AND WIDE
October 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm planning on organizing a rally called "Pro Kings" or "Go Kings" or something like that, and I'll invite every MAGA supporter just to see how many show up.

And when they get to the rally, it will just be all Los Angeles hockey merchandise stands. 🏒

#nokings
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
AMERICA HAS NO KINGS!

The best Trump could hope to be is a court jester.

I hope Trump loses what's left of his feeble mind today when he sees the crowd sizes.

#nokings
#nokingsday
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The message to go out now should be simple regarding health care premiums:

Republicans want you to get sick, suffer, and die.

Democrats want you to be healthy and live a long life.

I'd love to see that on a propaganda poster...
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Stephen Miller froze after mentioning “plenary authority.”

… but what is plenary authority?
October 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Went the hell aren't Republican lawmakers opposing Trump's use of the Justice Department to go after his political opponents?

They railed against Biden doing this for years!!

The hypocrisy is so think I can write on it with an autopen 🫠
October 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM