The Jade Ape
jadeape.bsky.social
The Jade Ape
@jadeape.bsky.social
The Ministry of Truth shall set you free
Relax guy!

It's just Trump being Trump!

(until he really does invade Greenland which we all could totally see him doing)
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Vance will just have to settle for checkers I guess.
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Are you sure Trump wasn't at this event sir?
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Haha so true!
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Who is running this country???
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Trump is so out of it dude, he probably thinks he's standing next to Elon in a Tesla promotion...

#trump
#kashpatel
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Uh oh, don't tell Elon...
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sir...shhhhh... we're not supposed to talk about Trump and the Epstein files...
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This is where we are now as a nation...
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You know what...

I really don't care do U?
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Enjoying a nice spot in the sun
#caturday
October 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
IN BEZOS WE TRUST!! 🤣
October 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Uh oh... don't tell Elon...
October 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"A No Kings Protest? Get me outta here quickly!" - President Donald Trump
October 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Don already has a plan to solve that problem...
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
October 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
October 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Big Brother is not good at money.
October 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
October 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It's cruelty for the sake of cruelty.

People don't realize that many Government contractors will suffer the most. If contractors don't have any more paid-time-off/vacation leave left, then they won't get paid at all during the shutdown.

Federal employees will get backpay. Don't tell Elon!
October 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
October 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Government Employees still have to show up to work today so that the budget that gives huge tax cuts to billionaires can be negotiated further.

#shutdown
October 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM