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Jade Greene
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meet me in the pit (game writer)
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Jade Greene @jade-greene.bsky.social · Aug 27
Fr tho hi! My name is Jade Greene (she/her) and I’m a Game Writer. Check me out here: jadegreenealexandria.com

Or better yet, go hiking with me, talk about art history with me, grab a drink with me, or tell me how cool and special and funny my narrated fit pics are.
A picture of me, a white girl with green hair. The caption says this: Today’s Look (TM): Let’s get real with it for once: this is Jade Greene. Is she happy to see you? No, that’s just altoids in her pocket. You can have one though. She’ll ask to get a coffee with you, and it’s an earnest offer: she loves sitting with people at cafes. Don’t worry, she won’t be snotty about your order, either. Get a milkshake, for all she cares. She hates the smell of almond flour, loves the taste of mandu, thinks the eastern kingsnake is poetic, cries in front of a Bernini, and forgot your birthday. Sorry. She writes for video games! And she’s so thankful for everything and everyone that made that possible.
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Gothabilly W

But frankly more importantly, happiest birthday to @sunshineduk.bsky.social , the fact you transformed your birthday into a chance for everyone else in your life to connect is a testament to how big your heart is. This world is better with you in it!!
A picture of me, with green hair and black lipstick, wearing a black cowboy hat, a checkered black and white skirt, and an open low neck top. The text reads: Yesterday’s Look (TM): I’ve wanted to dress gothabilly for SO LONG this is actually a huge W for me. I always thought “Siouxsie” was the most gothabilly name of all time, so this is Siouxsie. Taxidermies squirrels into mundane humanistic poses in shadowboxes and sells them for $45. Shes underselling herself, honestly. She orders from the Krystal’s secret menu. Quotes David Lynch films from memory, which sounds fun until she puts her hand to her face and starts barking, “BABY WANTS BLUE VELVET!” She’s a card.
October 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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ashleybardhan.bsky.social
the fatal frame 2: crimson butterfly remake adds a mechanic devs didn’t get to use 22 years ago and thought was too important to abandon now: you can hold your sister’s hand 🦋

i love this little commitment to gentle intimacy — it’s the power of female-led horror

www.gamesradar.com/games/surviv...
"This full remake gave us the perfect opportunity": One of the scariest Japanese horror games is back after 20 years, and its director is just glad technology now lets you hold hands with your sister
The power of technology!
www.gamesradar.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Today’s Look (TM)
A selfie of a girl (me) wearing a black t-shirt, tan shorts, and a backwards baseball cap. Here’s the caption: Today’s Look (TM): Nat, the girl that gave you her water bottle when you passed out at a FOB concert. She’s studying animation at VT and is in that phase of liberal arts college where she’ll talk about films (not movies, *films*) that she watched in class last week as if they’ve always been her favorite thing. She went to school for engineering first, but just couldn’t quite make the grades. Now she’s a few years older than her peers and feels like she can’t hang out with them. Like this concert: she didn’t even feel like she could ask anyone to come with her because she only ever hears people talking about, like, sombr and Benson Boone. Who the fuck are these people? So yeah, she stuck around to make sure you were okay, and maybe now she’s overstaying her welcome a bit talking to your disinterested friends. Maybe cut her some slack. That water bottle was like, $13.
September 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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One of my favorite pieces of advice is “be the kind of person that people want to help” because it’s a great way to trick self interested people into being nice
September 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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vghistory.bsky.social
paris hilton's diamond quest, screenshot, mobile (2006) www.mobygames.com/game/25043/p...
digitized paris hilton photo to the right of 'level complete' text font. text: you're a total einstein baby. smarts are hot. press any key. her digitized photo (different facial expression) is also up the top of the screen above the light blue grid.
September 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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gamedevperkup.bsky.social
We are so excited to announce that Video Game Workers Unite is joining us today for Gamedev PerkUp!! If you want to learn about them and/or join the Game Workers Union, go over & chat, support, & get some merch ! ❤️📣

@videogameworkers.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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That’s that me espr- *gunshot noise*
annacwebs.bsky.social Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · Sep 9
Huge shoutout to @jade-greene.bsky.social for absolutely saving my life after I successfully made the world's worst iced latte. No one let me near an espresso machine. Sabrina Carpenter would be so disappointed...
September 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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hownottodraw.bsky.social
Yeah, no. I'm a contractor, I write for games, and sometimes that means writing 100% of a game's text. I'm a valuable part of the team! Contractors aren't just "support", they deserve to be credited (and treated) better than this
September 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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annacwebs.bsky.social
Justice for contractors in this industry (union membership, employer-contributed benefits, equitable pay, greater legal protections)
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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When Today’s Look (TM) morphs into WIP yesterday’s look patent pending
Top-down view of my legs: I’m wearing fishnets over white ankle socks and have a black pair of slides on.
September 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Just landed in Chicago and the moment I stepped into O’Hare the level music died down and now I’m picking up health items
August 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Fr tho hi! My name is Jade Greene (she/her) and I’m a Game Writer. Check me out here: jadegreenealexandria.com

Or better yet, go hiking with me, talk about art history with me, grab a drink with me, or tell me how cool and special and funny my narrated fit pics are.
A picture of me, a white girl with green hair. The caption says this: Today’s Look (TM): Let’s get real with it for once: this is Jade Greene. Is she happy to see you? No, that’s just altoids in her pocket. You can have one though. She’ll ask to get a coffee with you, and it’s an earnest offer: she loves sitting with people at cafes. Don’t worry, she won’t be snotty about your order, either. Get a milkshake, for all she cares. She hates the smell of almond flour, loves the taste of mandu, thinks the eastern kingsnake is poetic, cries in front of a Bernini, and forgot your birthday. Sorry. She writes for video games! And she’s so thankful for everything and everyone that made that possible.
August 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
jade-greene.bsky.social
I asked on Insta what my first post should be here and hands down the funniest answer was a brunch pic. So:
It’s a rumpled bag of Air Heads, soft bites.
August 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM